Meme too powerful
Meme too powerful
Kara Boga.
That's it, I'm convinced either these ancestry testing companies are lying, or 1/3 black 2/3 white is really white.
>Cleon
wtf
Just discovered he has 18% african ancestry already asking for handouts
>Be 56%
>Get paid
based
>Cleon Brown
wtf...
KARA BOGA
>literally named Brown
ON NO NO NO
Black AND Amerindian, an authentic creatura
>or
look at the picture dumbass, does he look 1/3 black?
Does she really look 1/2 black?
Fucking shitskin
msn.com
>Police Officer Reaches $65k Settlement in Racism Suit
>Sergeant Cleon Brown said the harassment began in 2016 after an online DNA test at Ancestry.com revealed he is 18 percent African. Brown, a 19-year veteran with the Hastings Police Department, said his colleagues whispered “Black Lives Matter” to him, and his police chief referred to him as “Kunta,” a character in the Alex Haley novel Roots: The Saga of an American Family.
>Brown sued the City of Hastings for $500,000 in May 2017. In one incident around Christmas 2016, Brown found a black Santa head in his Christmas stocking with “18%” written on its beard, the lawsuit claimed.
>In court records, Boylan wrote that officers turned their backs on Brown after he filed a discrimination complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
>The officer will be on paid administrative leave until October 31, when he will have to resign, an agreement obtained by MLive and The Grand Rapids Press in a Freedom of Information request revealed.
>Brown plans to sell his home and search for jobs outside of Hastings. Boylan described her client as a “good cop” who was respected by his fellow officers. “The department ruined his life,” she said.
Fucking lmao.
i swear the image board culture is infiltrating real life. this story was covered by both fox news and CNN and other major news websites. some 10 to 20 years that would be unthinkable.
*ago*
>Brown found a black Santa head in his Christmas stocking with “18%” written on its beard
>Brown found a black Santa head in his Christmas stocking with “18%” written on its beard
oh fuck
>some 10 to 20 years that would be unthinkable.
I'd imagine trying to sue a city for half a million dollars due to a bit of banter regarding someone taking a meme DNA test and trying to claim African American heritage for having a few percent "sub-Saharan DNA", and being able to yoink a 65k settlement isn't something that would have happened 10 to 20 years ago.
>a 19-year veteran with the Hastings Police Department
wtf why would they even care when he's with them for that long?
So he can sue them for money
BASED BLACK MAN
All they did was banter him a little bit.
His sensitivity made it into a bigger deal than it was.
>His sensitivity made it into a bigger deal than it was.
I reckon the bigger deal was the courts not completely throwing out his case and telling him to pull his head in.
yeah i imagine there may be thousands of stories like that. except it is 2018 and this was a "racial" banter. so he figured since he is black he deserves some gibs and the judge agreed.
i have to say that whispering "black lives matter" is a pretty funny banter. better than posting mutts on int for sure.
>Cleon Brown
how'd he have to take an ancestry test to realize he was a nigger with a name like that?
They were obviously bantering him and he couldn't take it. What a weenie.
>his police chief referred to him as “Kunta,” a character in the Alex Haley novel Roots: The Saga of an American Family.
>Brown sued the City of Hastings for $500,000 in May 2017. In one incident around Christmas 2016, Brown found a black Santa head in his Christmas stocking with “18%” written on its beard, the lawsuit claimed.
pretty good banter
he should've calmed the fuck down
Found the case file:
tribwxmi.files.wordpress.com
>Plaintiff is a member of a protected class (African American) who engaged in protected conduct (objecting to the racist comments and African American Santa internally and filing a complaint with the EEOC).
>Plaintiff’s “race”, “color” and “national origin” is African American within the meaning of MCL 27.2101, et seq
>Plaintiff may not be medically capable of continuing his employment due to Defendants’ continued discrimination, harassment and retaliation.
>Plaintiff’s annual salary and benefit package is worth more than $75,000.00. Because he is approaching retirement age, with increasing seniority, his annual income will probably be more every year, for the next several years.
>Plaintiff has been forced to take sick time off work in the past due to exacerbation of GERD, Barrett’s, and other mental/physical conditions proximately caused by Defendants’ unlawful conduct. Plaintiff will take more sick time off work in the future for the same reason.
>Plaintiff has a minimum of five (5) years and ten (10) months until he reaches the minimum years of service and age to retire. If he continues working longer to reach maximum retirement income and benefits, he could retire earning eighty percent (80%) of his last five years average compensation plus benefits.
>Plaintiff has incurred expenses for medical and mental health treatment and prescription medications as a result of the aforementioned conduct.
>Plaintiff has suffered lost wages (past/present/future) as a result of the aforementioned conduct. His wage loss will likely exceed $500,000.00.
>Plaintiff has suffered, and will continue to suffer, bodily injury and severe mental/emotional distress, anxiety, depression, loss enjoyment of life, and more as a result of the aforementioned conduct.
Oh god, my fucking sides.
Holy shit he even snitched on their based mayor.
If someone tells you a joke like that he thinks that you are his friend. What a douche.
Also, another article stated:
>Hastings city manager Jeff Mansfield said, "The city did not believe the lawsuit had merit. But when comparing the settlement to the cost and disruptive effect of defending the case. It was in the city's best interest to resolve the case on the terms in the mediated settlement agreement.
Sounds like those crafty lawyers can really take the courts by the balls at times.
lmao, i was reading that pdf file
>better than posting mutts on int for sure.
u mad
yeah i mean shit like that does happen, when, say, some lady burns herself with coffee then successfully sues starbucks.
yeah i will sue all of you for 500k.
nah not really, it is just underage shit that's not funny at all. now if someone calls you kunta after your ancestry test. it is funny and pretty witty. something that the underage retards on Jow Forums are not capable of.
top fucking kek
Are you referring to the McDonalds coffee case which ended up with new regulations requiring coffee to be served at a lower temperature? A while ago I was reading up on that and the old lady who had the coffee spill on her ended up with large patches on third degree burns. Literal fucking burn-vic, kinda crazy.
From memory it was mainly due to the temperature the coffee was served at in combination with the lids they were using for people who ordered coffee in the drive-through, which were prone to easily spilling.
lol, the silly old cunt.
That poster is precisely implying that that guy doesn't look black, you retard.
Well played. I'll be getting a DNA test now. Wish me luck anons. I'm aiming for 33% KARA BOGA.
Maybe mcdonalds too, I remember something related to startbucks as well. Yeah it is pretty sad that they can give away with those frivolous lawsuits thanks to the sleazy lawyers. I read this and I can't believe that's the actual lawsuit not a prank.
>member of a protected class
Don't you understand that this is a question of what 1/3 black actually looks like? You can't just say "he doesn't look 1/3 black" when you're trying to define that look.
89iq?
What the fuck is wrong with white people?
I seriously thought this sort of racial autism was limited to Jow Forums. Holy fuck.
>a black Santa head in his Christmas stocking with “18%” written on its beard
wtf i thought americans couldnt banter
>only 18% african
>not white
>implying everyone else didn't look like pic
EATS THE POO POO LIKE IT WAS ICHE CREAM
ahaha
whatever you say, mutt
>Cleon
>Brown
why didn't his parents name him simply Double Nigger?
Why did it take us so long to come up with the mutt meme in the first place brothers?
How did mutts fool us so long into thinking they're white?
"American sues colleagues for too much banter"
Nah its quite possible. You can have all sorts of genes but the dominant genes will manifest strongly. Thats why, for instance, blonde kids often grow dark hair in adulthood. The dominant genes are taking over. So he may actually have all sorts of genetic mixture, but not all of it will manifest
nigger it turned out mcdonalds was handing out coffee that was as hot as the fucking sun thats why she won the lawsuit
They came out once all those DNA muh heritage results became popular
why are americans so racist
>a black Santa head in his Christmas stocking with “18%”
Top bants
wtf
Le meme magic xd
both desu, theres a lot more to race than skin color and facial structure, and some companies have been caught adding small amounts of "other"
>using the word Negroid
Mayor Campbell is an Jow Forums poster confirmed
But it's not a meme, americans truly think this way.