OFFICIAL LAUGH AT SWEDEN THREAD

guy in the middle looks Gopnik as fuck lol.

they deserved it

WHY FINLAND POLICE FUCK ESTONIA?!!
NOW I WANT LAWYER HERE, NOW I WANT TO HERE LAW!!

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KEK THOSE BITCHES

Somebody please make a Pepe taking a crown from Wojak.

Holy fuck they are ugly

Now im da king nigga

If i find and kill the thieves do i get a reward?

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They look british, but not as dark.

Only if they are white.

What if theyre niggers or ragheads?

OH NONONONONONONONO

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They really don't

Ok.

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I expected to see russian surnames but I didn't. Estonia is a bydlo country.

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What kind of surname is Uibopuu, fuckin lmao.

Imagine your daughter coming home with a boy and she says "Dad this is my boyfriend, his name is Taimar Uibopuu" and you go like ppppffffffhaHAHAHAHA

Like the Lupine the Third!

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absolutely nothing wrong with that. you aren't true republic if you haven't killed your monarchs.

They used to be human before you raped them. Russian gene dominates over white genes.

These aren't the crown jewels. I told the people who posted this thread yesterday. These are burial relics. I don't know why you keep posting Jow Forums-tier articles with literal fake headlines, but oh well

Lmao

They look like Poles.

Cmon now OP, let's not spread disinfo. The crown jewels are safe and sound in the royal palace, the ones that were stolen were some burial accessories to a king and queen of minor importance at display in a church somewhere.

You have Moctezuma's crown fucking frogs, give it back with all the stolen stuff

Based. Fuck St*ckholm.

At least they did it themselves, not a bunch of somalis

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not the Crown jewels….
Idiots.

left boi looks like a bantmaster

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They were in Strängnäs, you cretin.

>Strängnäs
Seems to be Stockholm to me when I look at a map. Besides, they still stole st*ckholmoid artifacts.

Why are you so obsessed with and butthurt about Stockholm when the people there couldn't care less about you?

Because the st*ckholmoids filled my country Scania with sandniggers.

>Scanian filth
Haha, no. The niggers just felt so at home with your kind that they all wanted to stay there rather than head north to the real Swedes.

Fugging esdonions

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Russians are white.
Estonians and Finns arent

PINK PANTHER GANG strikes again
>'twas serbs

Well, since most places in Sweden has had their archaeological treasures stolen by Stockholmers, you can't expect sympathy when it happens to you.
Stockhomlers even tried to fucking steal the corpse of Birger jarl and place it in the city hall. That's fucked up

this is true
but why do all latvians look like slavic round head subhumans?
i thought you were supposed to be the master race

>Stockholm crap get's stolen by some serbs

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>"It's 1-0 to them right now," police spokesperson Thomas Agnevik told Swedish media. "It is not possible to put an economic value on this, it is invaluable items of national interest."

Plot for a James Bond movie right there.

The manhunt is on.

They are not gonna find them. Even our specialists said so.
From the water they escaped they could have gone in any direction, into hundreds or rivers and lakes.
The boat was probably destroyed and is somewhere on the bottom now.
They escaped by car after that.
Those items are most likely not in Sweden anymore.

Yep this wasn't a normal smash and grab. This was planned and they were fast. No violence or anything. Just in and out before they vanished.

willing to bet they're d*nes

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Could they be arrested at the border ?

It's gonna be very hard to sell them on the black market. It's likely some foreign guy who hired them to make the heist like 90% of the art who is stolen.

Swedditélius...

>Could they be arrested at the border ?

Do you even know how borders work? 99% chance they won't even get checked if they drove by car.

>Could they be arrested at the border ?
I guess but into Finland, Denmark etc and away from there is not difficult here. It's not like they search cars or anything. They can drive straight through.
And yes, someone most likely hired them to do the job.

They're probably gonna be melted down for the gold.

They will disassemble the jewels, seling gold and stones separately. Gold will probably be melted. That will drop value significantly. But its tue only way to sell such thing

Bluepilled faces

I'm not a specialist of the Swedish border and roads.

Good thing modern Swedes have lost all semblence of national pride, otherwise they might just be upset at the permanent and unlawful loss of part of their heritage.

No, that's probably the last thing they will do.
It's gold plated, not solid. The gold value is only around 480 000 SEK in total.
If they have a buyer, like many jobs like this have then they could get millions.

But you seem to be retarded enough to have never heard about Schengen area which pretty much compromises whole EU.

unless it was under commition and it goes to very wealthy individuals above the law

Swedish borders are just simple checkpoints
If you drive on dirt roads there is no border control at all.

Only st*ckholmoids care about st*ckholmoid artifacts getting stolen. I would totally do it myself with no remorse. Fuck St*ckholm.

That's pretty much like this everywhere, I drove from here to Netherlands and back and wasn't stopped or checked once at any border.

sweden no

Russians are slavicized mongols tho

No, not enough gold for that. They will 100% have been offered money for the theft and have a collector etc waiting.
Yep, I've driven into Finland, Norway and Denmark without stopping pretty much. All of Europe is open for them.

Yea thats maybe even more probable, since hardly would somebody try to pull off such major operation for mere value of undividual parts of the jewels.
Then again who would blow big money on having crown of sweden locked in his safe and occasionally put it on his head and walk with it around the house. It would be better to bribe swedish politicians with those money to wield actual power over Sweden. The crown by itself doesnt mean anything

you apparently arent a "specialist" of any schengen border francois

there isnt even a checkpoint anymore unless you have something to declare in which case you leave the main road

but what's the point of buying famous stolen jewelry? it's not like you can sell them any time

collection, (much) later sell it back to the original owner

The people who order these kind of jobs are not looking for items to sell.
They keep them. I mean, the amount of stolen art and such that has been found in the homes of rich people is amazing. And often it get's sold back to the owner much later.

The actual people who stole them were just hired help.

Try to snatch a french kid and see how that schengen thing is working for you.

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Ah yes the great French border patrol, where
after Paris attack sandnigger despite ongoing country wide search managed to drive to Belgium and hide there before being found.

Not crown jewels, you inbreds.
It's burial regalia.

interpol.int/fr/Internet

Frontpage on Interpol, Godspeed.

ah, so you did steal them!

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Okay Aidid.

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N-no..

kino desu

Who would even want the crown jewels of such meme tier ''''''''''''''''''''''''''royalty''''''''''''''''''''''''''?

They're not the crown jewels.

>they were the crown jewels of a monarch before the current one therefore they aren't crown jewels

They were never the crown jewels. They were the jewels buried with one couple of royals in the 16th century

They were never crown jewels, they were made only to be buried with the royal couple when they died.

Some tip:
Make sure to kill the whole royal/imperial family too or these faggots will appear 100 years later to talk shit. The imperial family here gets free money while defending free market and small government for everyone but themselves. They should have be murdered in 1889.

lol, silly sweden

Pedro 2 or whatshisname was GOAT though and your country has remained a corrupt shithole ever since

Is this a national drama in Sweden or people don't care ?