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12 rules of life edition

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Washed my penis today

pretty funny how much trump gave to NK for literally nothing

Oh yeah, this guy fucks

Aren't they closing down their nuclear facilities?

no

I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts as she lets one rip right in my face.

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what are some good documentaries along the lines of zero day, inside job or the smartest guys in the room?

why did trump do a nuclear deal with north korea but not iran

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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he didn't do a "nuclear deal" with NK, there were no firm obligations or disincentives in the final decree or whatever it was called

and he got rid of the nuclear deal with Iran because it was part of his campaign to bash it

The Imposter

Am I right in thinking Obama's deal with Iran would have been much more insistent and effective on shutting down their nuclear program over Trump's deal with North Korea?

not really into personal stories, prefer big picture stuff
cheers anyway

LOL thats not me

North Korea's doesn't even let UN inspectors in

is the subtitle of his book seriously "an antidote to chads"? what is he elliot rodger or somehting?

meant for

based

woah... normie conservative mumbo jumbo... very enlightening..

yodelling, are you sure? Thought I read they were going in in a few months

nigger dicks

Trump is holding Iran to its promises.
NK didn't make any promises yet, but respects this leader over the recent one.

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my dick smells like fish

I wonder what Emma Watson’s anal sphincter smells like.

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didn't he get rid of the deal which included irans promises
effectively letting them do what they want

killed the thread by talking about stuff

maybe we should argue about something? that always seems to speed the thread up

Let’s debate about what Emma Watson’s farts smell like.

Anyone who has Cheese and Onion as a favourite crisp flavour should be crucified

12 Rules for Life
An Antidote to Chads

pork pies are the greatest food in the world

excellent post

sour cream and onion is superior

Neck yourself. Grippo’s bbq chips are the best chips out there.

hate pomboos and yankboos. cringey cunts.

who else here /prawncocktail?

Yeah
The deal requires the UNSC Permanent Members, Germany, and the EU to all agree on it
With the US leaving, Iran can do whatever they want but iirc they met with UK, French, and German leaders to say they're committed to it even if the US isn't

any fasting man in?

socialism with leninist characteristics is based

Good post

eating some toast with eggs and sweet chilli sauce at this moment

Yes lad

Prawn Cocktail is brainlet tier
It's all about Worcester Sauce

Wtf is a "pomboos"

still don’t understand the handbag joke on Shooting Stars

opened my lappy in the library and tingting ASMR started blaring out at full volume

only a few hours to go till I stuff my face with spicy chicken, sweet potato and my korean spinach side

*ASMR poo nigger roleplay comes on*

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What's the joke

yikes
hate when this happens

don't know what a pom is? typical dumb fucking pom.

man walks into a bar with a handbag
barman says "whats with the handbag?"
man says "I found it"

do you think aliens exist lads?

no

no what is a pom

why

whooaoaaoaoaoOOOHHHOOAOOOHHHHOOAOAOAO

never seen one

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yes, somewhere, probably not other intelligent ones in this galaxy
they've never come here though and probably never will

a british "person"

Chortling

Yeah the universe is like three times as big as Grimsby Arcade so anything is possible

A British person, who turns red like a pomegranate when the visit Australia and stay in the sun too long

should i wash my penis lads

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need her to probe my anus t b h

Fag.

No one really knows why they're called poms
Some say it comes from when they had to wear shorts saying "Prisoners of Her Majestic Prison Service"

I'm impressed you know the CORRECT etymology of the word, tubby.

wrong

That's what (((they))) want you to do

have this horrid fart building up
might keep this going for days

Tesla reports a record $717.5 million net loss in second quarter as it cranked up production of Model 3 electric car.

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Never said it was the right one you stupid petrol huffer

would you eat a dogs pussy?

which is the turkish president?
they're both chinky as fuck

BASED
I reckon Elon should launch more whacky stuff like his flamethrower and surfboard so we can buy them and know we helped to fund the future!

how is it even possible to hate women as much as I do

drake is not talented

why are Japanese so sneaky?

*shoots you*

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hat

You weren't loved as a child

Would rather have septic tanks than turn red every time a bit of sun comes out. Think seppo is a more fortunate bit of terminology tbqh.

drake is a dumb nigger

god I fucking love women

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yeah I was
my father loved me

Who the fuck? Are you talking shit about Sir Francis Drake?

His "flamethrower" was little more than an advanced blow torch

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But it was still BASED
I reckon he should launch build it at home thorium reactors so us fans can buy them!

god I fucking despise women

Your mum?

me too

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR
IT'S AWESOME

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if i suck a dick for cash is it gay

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>thorium reactors
convinced all of the "research" into those magical fairy devices were full of shit

It was never a flamethrower, it was a fire gun. Big difference.

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absolutely boggles my mind that all of asia exists
just countries full of billions of these little squirming yellow rats