/brit/

Watch me do my thing
Get lost into my scene
Get hot, like New Orleans
In Cosby crew and jeans
Do not awaken, stare a lot and vacant
Living in conditions of the modern matrix
Only bad rhymes running proper naked
Only point I made you with, the bullet was a paper
I ain't here to fight some dude, and fuck around with his spouse
I'd rather light your mood and burn it down with the house
Eat your heart from the groove on account of the bounce
And lick her like Tom Cruise, up and down on a couch
Status never mattered, ever acted whether
Like Christina Aguilera, just let yourself go
Matter Pressure and endevour that is better left
Christine track a record to let you all know
That we'd be king's even homeless
Been in these kingdoms to roam just
Slap a rapper like Solange Knowles
At the gathering to known all that matter like a black hole
And it's all good
And it's all good
And it's all good
I feel like Bobby Fischer
Always four moves ahead of
My competition, listen they ain't gonna stop me ever
I feel as large as Biggie, swear it could not get better
I feel in charge like Biggie, wearing that Cosby sweater
Wearing that Cosby sweater
Wearing that Cosby sweater
Wearing that Cosby sweater
Wearing that Cosby sweater

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glad this aztec troll died

Why do fash love that statue

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racist nazis are closeted homosexuals and like the phallic imagery and the statue's bod
obvious

how are americans so efing based?

niggers are peng and effay

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Dpd lurking

Had that tee shirt when I was a young lad

how do normies just go through sexual and relationship partners like nothing without feeling excruciating pain for years
are they sociopaths?

The athletic male form is literally the peak of aesthetics. The female form is pleasing merely in a crude and vulgar way.

>feeling anything for w*men
just look at them as a holster for your dick, nothing more nothing less

watching the big short reckon icould do this banking thing
just spreadsheets init

this is actually true

Bender

I would suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

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love how the movie frames everything as predatory when people still think it is a wonderful thing when minorities and low income people are given mortgages they shouldn't qualify for

*commits sudoku*

what are you lads listening to this morning? For me it's akitsa

good morning btw

Listening to the wind in the trees and the cars rolling by outside

i dont think they do?

Why are yanks so self centred lads

can't stop listening to hoodrich pablo juan's new mixtape

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Hello perverts
I'm Japanese who arrived at London Heathrow on just yesterday.
so please tell me the knock about how a Jap whose English sucks should make sightseeing.

*walks into you*
*doesn't apologize*

Find Yanks are more selfish in a mercenary kind of 'looking out for number one' way. But Brits are often selfish in a 'I'm not doing anything I don't want to' way.

Big Ben, London eye, St. Paul’s, bish bash bosh, go home and fuck off slant eyed jf

post your short, yellow cock to prove it

grim

LETS GO ON A LIVIN' SPREE
SHIT THEY SAY THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

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Killer, waiting for orders!

>Big Ben
but I heard here that Big Ben is under restoration construction unfortunately.
London eye is interesting.
>tfw dull tea drinker chav calls me slunt eye asians

would rather live next to rasheed than shlomo, at least rasheed won't try to ruin the country

watching zero day
think I could do this "hacking" stuff

But he'll ruin your life

heard that a good sip of water straight from the thames is something a tourist should experience

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has anybody seen Alan today?

You’re not fooling anyone Calum

was skyping with him earlier

yeah

alri shlomo how is france mate, i thought you lot got bullied out of the country by rasheed and his mates

Mate

im moving out to the promised land soon actually.

I would fuck a Tsundere Deathclaw no question
You?

Looking up prices for my trip to England next spring.

Don't miss Hull, Grimsby, Hartlepool, Luton, Basingstoke or Northampton

What in the FUCK is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=gPHVLxm8U-0

She's British...for shame

Make sure to check out Crawley, Luton, Boston, and Sunderland

So is this
youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE

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Hate myself when I make a mistake of any kind

got a full day planned today lads

Well don’t make mistakes then r tard

wtf im a good person now

NEED a geordie gf

Shan’t be visiting any of these places.

love when black women bellow out the national anthem off key

need a nebraskan gf

mogs me

>friend is into weird, obscure films
>gets excited about them and wants me to watch them with him
>secretly watch and read up on the films he mentions
>pretend to reluctantly agree to watch a film with him once in a while
>sit through it with a sour face and my arms crossed
>"predict" all the twists, comment on most of the weird "hidden" stuff, say it's all boring and predictable

I'm so sorry Chris.

A FUCK NIGGER THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
A SNITCH NIGGER THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
A BITCH NIGGER THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
SNEAK DISSERS THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

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willy

Anyone else here really want to get rodgered up the shitter by Moni?
I wank to the thought most nights

Delightfully devilish

you gay?

That’s just a bit rude

British Museum, Tate gallery, National gallery, V&A, Regent Street, go eat somewhere trendy in Soho or Holborn, Wallace Collection, Natural History Museum.

No but I am for Moni

Hate toil so much
Going to shoot the place up one of these days

sexy revealing hijabs

>toil in 30 mins

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Just reported @327 to Mi5

why does brit love niggers

ivvut keebs on raining levees goina break

niggers are peng and effay

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Going to direct a film that is like a live action ghibli film

niggers iffy uh cum real sticky

>9h30
>still not at work
and you call that toil haha

It’s 8:37 in bongland you snail eating twerp.

Toil begins at 930 today for me

Would love for Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

Who would win in a fight John Gorton or Bob Hawke?

Why is the thread so dead? It’s almost 9:00 AM on your lot’s side of the Atlantic.

they're all wagecucking

*sits on toilet seat*
ehhhheh.....
*pushes harder*
aaahhbhhehehhbeeeaaa......
*grips edge of bowl tighter*
eeeeeehhhhhhjjjjHjhhahhhhhahhhh!!!!
*one final push*
AaahhhhHhhJHBbjaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
*plop*
..... ahhhhhhhh ........

good shit

Way to spoil both the movie, youeself and your friend's enjoyment all in one

very lonely. might get into anime and visual novels again.

How would these things make you less lonely?

Or you could just get a gf.

Read classic novels and watch classic films instead

have ever played a visual novel or watched an anime?
too much brain power required

THAT'S YOUR BITCH WHY SHE ACTING LIKE SHE NEED A MAN?

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Yes

>too much brain power required
fucking yanks I swear

lyricspammer is genuinely unhinged
where are his parents

>hmm yes just read a bit of walden mate that'll make you feel better
fucking retard