Tell us about your country's rednecks

Tell us about your country's rednecks.

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Bogans are soo good

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>rednecks
poor people here do nothing but stink, work 10 hours a day of heavy labor for 300 euros, make booze in back yard, and go to sleep
this cycle keeps them completely busy for 50-60 years so they cause zero trouble and then they die

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They have fun

Similar enough to yank bogans that they steal their memes holus bolus
Pisses me off when my cousins from Caboolture use obvious seppo support are troops copypasta on their facebook

define "redneck"

Poor and crass
e.g. Zainichi in Japan

Rural retards who have shit education and shit jobs. Their purpose in life is to one-up their neighbours. For instance if neighbour buys a new car, they will do anytning in their power to buy a new car themselves, but a bit more expensive and will wish biblical plagues on this neighbour for having better car. When they one-up somebody, orgasmic joy overcomes them. Whem theyre one-upped, they are seething with rage.

sinaloenses aka nortenos, pretty stupid and savage, drunk and wanna be fags. terrible accent

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What about chilangos? They're literally subhumans.

they mostly go on patriotic events to praise god, praise ustashas, sing songs about butchering other people and then praise god some more. their favourite singer is thompson

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Waiting on a Swede to tell us about those greasemonkeys who fly Confederate flags and drive old beat up American cars.

Russian rural redneck as hell

Midwestern USA rednecks are like poor mad scientists, or Orks from 40k. They build crazy shit like like in your picture, and can fix almost anything.

Imagine posing in facebook with a toy gun

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>from 40k
from what?

warhammer 40,000

i'll google that to see what you mean

I live in Queensland. I know personally somebody called Kaleb, khalem, Callum, Caleb, Kallen and I've heard kids being yelled at called kalum and kayden

Our rednecks are called "Raggare", wh ich is someone that tried to pick up girls. They drive around in American cars from the 50s at walking speeds telling girls to jump in. They like guns and the Confederate flag. They will sometimes insist on speaking English for some reason. They are mostly found in Dalecarlia, where they make up about 20% of the population. They can actually be found all over the Kingdom, including finn-occupied Österland. Pic related is a trashy variant. They usually drive nice cars. The poor ones drive modded volvos or retired American ambulances.

300 EUR for 10 hours? That's a decent wage. I thought you were poor/slavic.

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That sounds like Tudjman. Was he redneck?

ummm in here they drink beer, wear clothes with finnish lion on it also hate swedes and russians.

no but most of his followers are
tudjman actually tried to distance himself from them, but not too far or he would lose votes. so he had ultranationalistic episodes every now and then

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They like to rape old rwd cars

300 euros per month
its 1 euros per hour, or 2 euros if they are extremely experienced, usually only reserved for those who work since they are 14 and are now approaching 60

>I live in Queensland.
Sorry to hear that, man.

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als we have ONLY rednecks
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Please not that autistic shit again

>They will sometimes insist on speaking English for some reason

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Drive in big 4x4 with add-on spotlights,huge radio antennas to larp as an offroader and blood stained bullbars or in V8 RWD, although I think the latter is a dying breed. Manufacturers are phasing out the V8 in a lot cases which is causing a cultural crisis. Probably shot a fair few Kangaroos in his days.

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Those guys are dressed like our Hell's Angels.

that's slavery

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just life in the russian SOI

M'urican rednecks looks like nice and comfy people

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I wish I had that comfy wrap-around porch and also that girl's pussy

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We call them beauf.

They love soccer, tuning and beer.

We find them everywhere, but they are more numerous near the Belgian border.

They look like toned down pyscobillies.
Would hang out with them.

Looks more like a gazebo, also I have a feeling someone gets hitched shortly after this picture looking at the chairs. I don't know if she is the bride or bridesmaid but that is gonna be one classy even.t

our rural people are quite classy and kind, it's the working class in cities you have to worry about. vermin.

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Why do all Russian have this funny looking faces.

Also: What is this about? Not all of us speak Russian.

los changos chilangos vs los KEKteños

Really depends on the area but generally farmers, truckers, conservative values and guns.

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That second farmer sound like he is speaking dutch.

We created it and rule over our turfs

Minus the trashy confederate flag, I'll take a trashy southern wife, :)

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>american cars
>american music
>beer and moonshine in plastic jugs
>leather and jeans

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You’re thinking of Burakumin

The southern bell accent gives me a bonner.

Its not. Its an american colony

I getcha, lad. It's so innocent and demure. I think the southern belle accent plays on our need to be needed.

If only you knew, swedanon.

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Our minimum net wage is 390 euro a month and we are outside then Russian SOI.

It's not slavery, 80 percent of humanity lives on less than that, pension in the Ukraine is 40 euro a month, wake up to reality, we used to earns less than 300 euro a month 15 years ago yet people walked around clean, lived in clean buildings and fed themselves and their children while american niggers go hungry on 5x that.

Look at the world income distribution:
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The vast majority of humans who ever lived lived on under 1 USD a day. I grew up in 90s Slovakia where the average wage was 200 euro a month yet I had a happy childhood, we had a 3 room flst, warm bed, couches, LP and cassette player (no money for CDs), playground in front of commieblock, ton of books and we never went hungry. Most of peoole on this planet don't even have that.

actually I'm retarded and mixed up the flag. I'll show myself out, have fun.

You didnt, I am Slovak, he is Serbian. Just explaining that first world economic norms are scifi for most of the world. Today people in Slovakia earn far more than in the 90s and we live quite comfortabky desu but it is still only around the same income as poorest southern Eurooean countries.

All poor stupid people in every country are conservative and racist

Countryside accent.

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eat literal garbage and call it cuisine
like cockfighting

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Rhianna?

They are communists.

They are also inbred savages that eat snakes and scorpions.

I thought the rural areas were in the Massifs?

Yes

Where the fuck do you even get a Confederate flag in fucking Sweden?

Those are Irish travellers, not rednecks. Our rednecks would be chavs, but I haven't seen a proper chav in my area for atleast 10 years. The style is out of fashion.

>lol what is the internet

They are called the sami.
They dress up in clowns clothes and the only word in norwegian they know is "reparation".
For the reparation money they get they buy snowmobiles and ingredients for moonshine.

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Why would you want to immitate a poor stupid despised culture

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>drink beer
>go karaoke
>both of the above while attending technically cousin's 20 years death anniversary
>donate lifetime earning to ancestral temple
>kill each other over stupid shit with machete collection passed down from war vet grandpas

>nique ta mère sale pouffiasse va
based beauf telling the roasties how it is

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No, they are mainly located in the south, and the north. They listen to Johnny Halliday's music and have ridiculous hair cuts

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Not sure who our rednecks would be, but if you want "closest to a rural American", then I guess the Butteri would be the closest. Not really rednecks, more like Italian Cowboys.

t.Italian

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chavs are urban though

>I haven't seen a proper chav in my area for atleast 10 years
true, but they have the same behaviour

>no trigger safety

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Why would that be a problem?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE apparently 21 million people have a higher income than me! would guess it's even more since 60k usd is not that hard

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thats because people changed the definition of redneck and now it just means christain white american with a southern accent