*All I Need - Clams Casino comes on*
/brit/
Matthew Kelly
Jeremiah Jenkins
nonce
Michael Adams
Jordan Fisher
doing a read
Sebastian Turner
watching sex in the city
Alexander Bennett
Daniel Bennett
Croydon
Gavin Adams
can someone make a boomer version of this if it doesn't already exist?
Daniel Murphy
Very good read
Charles Green
Benjamin Baker
Brits are obsessed with the EU desu
Henry Gutierrez
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Cameron Cooper
city status when
Benjamin Young
There's a style for fried egg/omlette which the Chinese do which is particularly peng
They mix an egg, then dump it in a wok with loads of oil
Aaron Lee
wanking to sex in the city
Colton Turner
Oh, this time (Hand it over)
It's yours and mine (Hand it over)
Hey, it's time to hand it over
Just give me what's mine (Hand it over)
Mm, anytime (Hand it over)
It's yours and it's mine (Hand it over)
Oh, I need time (Hand it over)
No, no, it's rightfully mine (Hand it over)
Oh, anytime
Logan Cooper
Jaxson Diaz
Today was the last day at my job. I wore the company branded hoodie I received from work as a reward last year. I wore it yesterday too but it was the perfect item of clothing to wear for my final day, it was a symbol that I was good at my job and I was proud of it. My manager hit me with smiles and general positivity throughout the day, she's amazing and makes me feel that I'm good as I am and not defective.
After I came back from lunch I discovered that my manager had decorated my desk with balloons and tinsel. Co-workers giggled, I felt special, there was also a card, which I didn't open until i got home and gifts - 6 bottles of lager (along with a note asking me not to drink at work), there were also tonnes of sweets. It was funny present and it means a lot to me just because I know who it's from. Normally there would be a whip-round and the person leaving would get a grander gift but I didn't expect that, no one really knows or cares for me. A few people asked what the decorations were about and I explained, put a brave face on it but by this point I was breaking internally.
Tonight we were open until 9pm but only the guy sitting next to me and the chatty guy agreed to overtime. It was enough, I chatted to the guy next to me all day and even when we walked out of the building together. The chatty guy popped over for a conversation too, I got to say how I felt.
Before my manager left she gave me a hug, I hugged her hard, I wanted to show I cared, at this point I was fighting back the tears, my voice broke, my eyes were glistening. My manager joked before leaving. I couldn't look back at her and gave backwards waves as she was shouting her goodbyes. It wasn't until I started writing up my feelings at home that the tears finally rolled down my cheeks.
Colton Gonzalez
*spits indoors*
Grayson Murphy
The last half an hour was spent constructing my leaving email but I think I got distracted before sending it off. Now no one at the call centre will understand how much I truly appreciated them. But at least the guy sitting next to me got to take my widescreen monitor. Placed this little pig plushy I claimed onto the quirky guys desk. Really eating me that I may not have sent off that email. Normally I'd have been able to login at home but I got too eager and tried logging in on my mobile, entered the wrong password and got locked out. In the email I thanked everyone, even those who had just spoken to me once, for taking the time to do so and sometimes it was the highlight of my day.
Earlier in the day my manager asked me what race I was but that's not important now. She could never offend or upset me.
The feelings I'm left with are awful. On one hand I don't want to forget this time in my life and these people where and who made me happy but on the other, thinking about it just makes me upset now. I need to forget but it seems wrong to delete these precious thoughts. I want to numb the pain, I've thought about self harm again but that's not a long term solution. I just want to be happy and for a while in my life, I actually was, I just didn't know how happy I was until it was too late. Clinging to those memories, I don't know if there's any reward in that or if it will just bring constant misery, being reminded of what I had and the people I'll never see again. If I had a Facebook account, I'd have been able to add a few more 'real' people and that'd be cool. I'd always have a bit of them with me and our link wouldn't be completely severed.
Leo Jackson
Any convicted criminal in?
Chase Gray
cumming to sex in the city
Brayden Moore
Pengzhen
Pengdon
Luke Carter
This is your choice if you want a relationship in the UK. I laugh at you ignorant asstwats who think this is a good idea.
Jonathan Russell
Dylan Jenkins
At least do it in the toilet please xx
Liam Foster
I had no appetite at home. I ate nothing. I opened the card and apart from my manager it was just filled with generic 'good lucks' and some people didn't even bother signing it at all (Stacy), also missing quirky guy since he is on holiday. It's still mightily precious to me. It's a record of that time and those people, even if I wasn't much to them. Funnily enough, it was a former enemy who cared enough to form a joke. Half the card was empty.
My feelings for the quirky guy have dulled. Maybe this pain will fade as quickly. There comes a point when I can no longer mentally simulate scenarios, that's when it's over.
The only thing I can think of to dull the pain is knowing they probably don't care much for me, I don't mean a fraction as much to them as they do to me, they'll probably forget about me almost instantly and continue being happy. If they're happy, I can be happy. My manager called me one of her favourites but she has banter with most people. Yeah, they're happy, they don't need to know how important they were to me, that'll just drag them down. I should be happy knowing that. The paradise I was a part of still exists, I'm just not part of it, if I'm upset, it's just self pity and I should be able to deal with that, that's nothing new, I know I suck and that my environment is depressing and devoid of positivity, that's solely my burden. Actually, that doesn't even matter. I'm happy just knowing they're happy and that the good times are rolling on without me but so what? I was never self interested, it's always been about others with me.
Thanks for letting me be part of your world.
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Dylan Ross
thought this was common knowledge
Hudson Sanchez
Don't have any HIV contracts me
Joshua Howard
>didn't get any (You)s in the last thread
>posting the same thing again
Owen Barnes
Dominic Gonzalez
You're all sheep to vagina. Wake the fuck up.
Jacob Collins
3rd time now
Jack Cruz
blimey your accent's thick where you from
Aiden Hill
Jordan King
CHICHESTER
Anthony Lopez
what for?
Justin Perez
Not about (you)s, it's about expressing myself
I need to do something to feel better
Gavin Foster
Liam Wood
@93031479
Well you've done it three times now
Maybe you should start a tumblr
Cameron Moore
nigga are you SERIOUSLY fucking reposting this boring shite for the 2nd time in an hour in the same fucking thread?
fuck off
Jason Allen
so many posts to report I have to wait for cooldown
Benjamin Morris
neighbours are playing shit African rap again
Robert Mitchell
I recognise that from Matt Easton's travel vlogs
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Mason White
Carson Hill
>nigga
Cooper Cook
Just don't like criminals, prefer not to mingle with them.
Jordan Jackson
british beaches are fucking grim like
Jose Williams
Camden Carter
Sebastian Reyes
G*d I wish she had unshaven legs
Anthony Wood
days feel so long without toil
get really hungry as well
Julian Allen
Some mong approached me yesterday, first thing I asked him was "Are you in a relationship" when he responded yes all I needed to do then was laugh in his face and ignore him. So easy to pick out the mongos in public now, IF THEY HAVE A GIRL NEXT TO THEM.
Ryan Martinez
Owen Rodriguez
lol
Ryan Hughes
ehm think before you start slagging off skegness alright sweetie? xx
Cameron Sullivan
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Jonathan Smith
My dad thinks you can get part time jobs like this but slowly over the years with my sister and I he's realised the world doesn't work like that any more
Isaiah Thompson
Asher Clark
Was looking at CVs for a new posting in my company, some guy actually wrote that he WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP in his CV and said that was a POINT towards his character.
ABSOLUTE FUCKMUPPET. Binned that rubbish instantly
Adrian Anderson
if you'd posted without a tripcode, i would've used my extensive therapy skills to help you
instead, i am telling you to fuck off
Camden White
What other crap do you come across?
Christopher Thomas
have been caught shoplifting twice, but have shoplifted tens of thousands of dollars worth of goods
am tradesman so doesn't matter
Tyler Hill
maybe he's not such a loser after all
Justin Brown
Gavin Wood
doing a read
Easton Butler
I am a white man.
Isaiah Rodriguez
Your sister hmm? Well well well the plot thickens up like radish soup with a gelatine sheet added.
Hunter Wilson
Doing a think on how idiotic relationships are.
Ryan Bennett
>yeah i spent quite a bit of time in that country
>just did a 5 hour layover in the airport
american travelers
Ethan Martin
Angel Scott
/brit/ really is a shit general
Daniel Howard
stop looking at my mug of water
Lincoln Morgan
going to start reporting these for spam
Dominic Scott
their starbucks menu was like, so different, yet, the same
Michael Johnson
Carson Gutierrez
Bizzare post
Hudson Ward
wouldn't mind travelling to iran
Landon Wood
MMORPG's....now THEY were games.
Anthony Wilson
I can spot every poster that has a relationship just by reading their post. Its almost hilarious how obvious it, like a giant KEK stamp on their head.
Kevin Miller
don't like it then you know where the door is
Cooper Hill
Same but Brits need tour guides nowadays
Henry Cox
>THERESA May’s hand has been massively strengthened in the Brexit negotiations after a new study revealed that using World Trade Organisation (WTO) rules instead of making a deal with the EU will turn Britain into an economic powerhouse.
>The research carried out by eminent former Harvard economist and entrepreneur Michael Burrage reveals that countries which do not have a trade deal with the EU and rely on WTO rules – known as the World Trade Deal option - strongly outperform their rivals.
Evan Barnes
Mason Turner
Do me
You'll find the results quite surprising
Aaron Hill
rearranged all my furniture yesterday
was quite an effort
now i'm finally sitting down wit my new setup and remembering why i was facing north instead of east/west before
this room is on a horrendous slant
every time i sit down on this computer chair it slides 6 inches to the right haha
one bumcheek is carrying 75% of my weight haha
Joshua Rodriguez
You need to stop replying to me this moment.
Isaac Murphy
>quitting your current job before your "next job" has even finished a security check when you're a committed sex offender
suicide arc incoming
Levi Barnes
We fucking did it!
Jayden Sullivan
is everyone getting shorter or did i just have a random growth spurt without noticing?
was out in town yesterday and almost everyone felt like midgets
Logan Robinson
Carter Davis
>The research carried out by eminent former Harvard economist and entrepreneur Michael Burrage reveals that countries which do not have a trade deal with the EU and rely on WTO rules – known as the World Trade Deal option - strongly outperform their rivals
HAHAHA EU BTFO
IT'S COMING HOME TIMES A MILLION
Michael Johnson
Matthew Williams
Guild Wars, now son that was a game, you can't even comprehend how much spunk I blew out of the ol' willy ERP with overweight american women, no wonder it doesn't work anymore.
Jackson Young
Manlet convention is in town
Isaac Rivera
Andrew Rivera
Keep it the way it is anyway
You'll adjust to it, that's evolution
Aaron Russell
hey everybody want to hear a joke? I'm 5'9 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Matthew Robinson