/brit/

been shadowbanned on the 'chon

i spent my teens and twenties playing in bands and going to parties
you're spending yours sat in front of a screen
don't try to out-normie me mate because you can't win

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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just put all my eggs in one basket

sue

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This is a ploy to get on the side of the working class

careful with that

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Jeeves... annihilate that runt's egg basket

think I have hiv

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why is he
never mind
the state of sheffield though

got the most based fetish of all time lads

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she'll be right m8, nothing could possible go wrong

read that letter in sean bean's voice

why you thought anyone would read all that is beyond me

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wish it was my seed in there
it's a terrible thing to see untouchable beauty

that being?

not gonna say but it's pretty based

basically everyone itt apart from you will read it

white woman who dates black men: coal burner

manlet who dates tall women: beanstalk climber

thoughts?

doing an ol' starve today

shant be eating anything til this evening save for maybe a biscuit or packet of crisps

How would you feel if someone spoke about your mother that way? Have some respect for others, would you?

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lol

youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs

>Parcelforce van drove past and got my hopes up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH KILL ME.

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/brit/ poster: virgin freak

no

well it certainly seems to have kicked off a lively discussion about whatever was the subject of that wall of irrelevant shite

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any pumpkin seed man in

wrong
exactly

based

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google home speaker is trash

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CANZAC general when

gonna crack open a bottle of guinness

wouldn't care, hate her, she's a horrible person

I CAN STILL FEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOVE

gonna crack open your skull

lucky lad
gagging for nice pint

Why would you invite Canadians

Why would you say something like that?

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Just how many images of Sophie Ellis Bextor do you actually have lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=GkzTBYhmcRE

tune of 2018

go to the shop or a pub

you CANZAC my cock

give us a tenner and i might

me most days but I had a sandwich earlier naughty me haha

Enough to post in a thread by myself until bump limit, and beyond that.

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hahaha

got a fucking flea infestation in my room lads

thanks kot

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i do it so i can reduce weight and thus run without severe shin splints crucifying my legs

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Face/Off is on 5 tonight if you happened to miss it at the exact same time on the exact same day last week.

>He drinks a whisky drink
>He drinks a vodka drink
>He drinks a lager drink
>He drinks a cider drink

>He sings the songs that remind him
>Of the good times
>He sings the songs that remind him
>Of the better times

How many drinks has he drunk?

How many songs has he sung?

carly rae skengman

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at home
few friends

what should I do today

carly rae japseye

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Fucking hate everyone I’m associated with

Meet up with Moni

because it's true

gutted
i got some permethrin spray and vacuumed the place from top to bottom (and chucked out the bag) and that sorted it for me, but you'll also have to shampoo the cat AND somehow keep it away from the permethrin
sorry mate that's fucked

>kot
cringe

Lads, do you think I'm ready to enter the concept art industry?

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your poofta pole is too small to see let alone suck mate

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DESPISE when they try to affect our accent

The wind in my heaaaaaaart

should get him done for cultural appropriation innit

Dunno how people can drink whiskey tbqh, tastes like liquidized burnt wood.

Fuck you I’m making a CANZAC thread

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trout mask replica is fucking dire

Popped straight in t'bin

stunning post

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Dads making fun of me for still being in bed at 1pm again

30 posters in here
it's like a secondary school classroom when the teacher is out
love it
gonna make some paper darts and chuck them at the virgin freaks

had an impromptu whisky tasting session with the gf's dad a while ago and I learnt a lot, some whiskies are really smoky and peaty, others are completely different - I had one that literally smelt of tropical fruits

some of the bottles were several hundred quid mind you but whisky can be extremely nice

Twitch is broken lads.

It helps if you smoke; it then just tastes like liquid wood.

You can observe how Scaruffi totally loses the plot after 1992.

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>cringe
kot