Britain-sama be merciful
ITT colonized countries are dominated by their colonizers
suck my willy you fat fucker
post belly
kys
I-Implying I’d ever let a bloody Pom dominant me
I wish someone would colonize me. Someone not autistic..
Big Anglo Cocks!
POST BELLY
post belly
Australia still basically functions like a colony. The well-off, white, civilized people live in settlements along the coast while inland is still inhabited by unironic savages and natives that no one dares venture to.
i wanna get occupied by the allies if you know what I mean
>our previous overlord were the British
Nah I won't gay erp with Brits
slurp up my Anglo cum, poofs
I want to be 1812'd right now
>erp posters
>never post bellies
utterly revolting
Does it turn you on, knowing how much of our Allied cock your German women sucked after 1945?
commonwealth forces didn't do any of that it was extremely punished
it was the mutts that did it see: france, USA, USSR
What about swedes?
Erm colonies when are you showing up ?
Not talking about rape; obviously the German women *wanted* to suck Allied cock, because of the natural tendency of women to be aroused by conquering alphas.
>93034783
>erp
>with french
Ask the Africans
did you know that hanoi was called the "mixed city" during our presence ?
I wouldn't mind if Seedes were the overlord of this country
No.
show me your little borodino
Fuck france
Ottomans are at least tolerable
Bend over, face to France, and your ass towards me. Don’t run, or you might get a cold.
Much like Britain. The Normans gravitate to the South-East while the interior is basically uncharted.
>Fuck france
No, it's more like France fucking you(r women).
I don’t know if that’s a good idea or not
*run away*
try to berezina me, pidor
post boitummy pls
it is i need to know if you are worthy of my anglo cock
source
god i want to do that to a cute boi
It's their loss if that's the case, then
uhhh... the french maybe?
*ramms your Paris*
What now? Surrender?
What? Britain is an American colony.
Yokkora probably
Is this okay?
Sweden and Russia taking me at the same time from front and back.
>Surrender
only if you make the 1812 overture's canon sounds when you are in me
let's start a colonial gangbang here, that stomach is prime breeding-on material
very GAY thread
extremely
yes you have made your anglo master happy
now you need a leash and a cute maid outfit to be my kiwi boislave
(And Why That's A Good Thing)
*trumpes and drums roaring in the distance*
gang bangs are slutty though
kiki?
don't worry, it's only slutty if a girl is involved
That’s the second time someone has called me that today on Jow Forums
implyiing you arenn't
No, polygamy is for nerds
time to switch
my old guard is going to austerlitz your sissy preobrazhensky boys
>it's nerdy to fuck more than one person at once
huh?
You're thinking too much about semen.
Oh no...
How do anons know this I like Jow Forums for anonymity
dont play dumb pls
i want to lick your tummy
i've seen that tummy before so of course i recognize it
your little baby ass is now in my giant hands
Animefaggot
Wtf I thought you’d disappeared again desu, haven’t seen you on Jow Forums recently
How are things finnkun?
Oh no... I lost so many troops, now my rear is wide open for a flanking attack!
my sleep schedule is kinda fucked so that might be why
things are pretty well though
>now my rear is wide open
that's sad, but it could be even more sad if...
*send the cuirassier*
Cool to hear from you again, my sleep schedule is munted too. Gonna have a night shift job starting soon.
And we’ll have to have a tummy lick off sometime, saw yours in the archive and it’s really cute
Not so rough you dummy!
*cuts your supply lines and counter attacks*
What now?
i went a bit overboard with the tummy pics
but i'm glad you think it's cute
*charge you with canon meat militia*
*send light infantry in the first line*
*make them shoot to cover troops movements*
*hide the entire army on the hill*
*orders the artillery to aim your czar*
don't move or i shoot
They are good, nice b*ner dude
you saw that one? wew
Ah... fine! You can take my Moscow if it would suffice...
Yes
Bulges in underwear are p cute
Both of the two had them
i also need your st petersbourg and don't think about burning them now
This will not end well.....
source?
post it!!!!
Damn... you’re too smart. I guess we’ll have to settle it once and for all in the battle of the bulge... sort of
what's that russia ? did i just saw serfs ? you better adopt our superior french values and give them equal rights and abolish nobility or there will be no battle of the bulge
wow...
not sure if i should post them here desu
awwww come on i thought we were mates
>wow...
Yeah I’m perving after a Finnish twink’s tummy on Jow Forums, probably a sign to go to bed soon
Nice catching up with you f*nland, will you post more on Jow Forums?
W-wait no, it might just drive me crazy! What if workers seize all means of production?
*establish free public schools*
*force mujiks to read rousseau, victor hugo and zola*
Laughing at all these former colonies.
you can see them in the archives
sorry it took a while to reply
not sure if i will post more tummy pics on Jow Forums
i've already posted like 10 there
who is this cutie?
Oh I just meant in general desu, it was fun teasing you about your armpite fetish
Anyway I’m heading off to bed , good night lad
And if you wonder why I deleted everything there was a minor dox a while back that made me panic
Shinji, Evangelion.
shinji ikari
good night my dude
but pls its not a fetish but rather just something that turns me on
post boy pussy
>tfw only ever colonised by Romans and they went extinct
What an absolutely fucking terrible thread.
Have a bump.
I want you inside of me
Peak Jow Forums desu.
God, that doujin was hot.
You were colonized by Germans too. You’re even named after them
I'm actually of noble lineage, so Frankish and a coloniser myself so I can't relate with what you just said
Wait no, what have you done?
*soviet anthem starts playing in the background*
post boy pussy too