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would love to see the sas storm the eu hq in brussels and start explaining what the real terms of brexit are gonna be

ugly whore

lips too big

how are women so peng

odious little virgin freak

EU, no. France would crush your pathetic army without effort.

Jezebel

here's my (You)'s from the last thread
thanks everybody who participated

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190 is posting about football things here because he was successfully ran out of /sp/ and specifically /trans/ where he is literally too scared to post.

They are merciless tbf

like they did when germany invaded belgium?

Can't wrap my head around it

Jealous of countries with tropic island territories leftover from the colonial age. We got all ours taken away after a war in Europe that we didn't even cause.

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You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one I really, really love

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if he just dropped the trip

youtube.com/watch?v=3uhTwxqE4Co

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Keep living in the past Rorkey-poo

Moni and 190 will never stop their trips because they're attention whores

>the modern british army is any way comparable to our imperial days

lad...

I'm very witty when it comes to giving cheeky replies or saying something funny but when I try to think of good conversation its like my mind is empty

>we didn't even cause.

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Krauts will forever be the villains of history

Poley's lurking and waiting for an opportunity to post (for the 4th time) his rambling, dull blog entry.
DON'T let him get away with it!

I don't want to die lads

any jazzmaster man in

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you mean amer

Ah yes thanks for explaining that *squints eyes* China user

Just waiting for the day he tops himself. Wasted genetic dead end cunt. He's a fucking danger to those around and needs to be either locked up or turned to ash.

our lads have been getting proper fighting experience in the middle east while france has been struggling to control their own immigrant ghettos
also, we'd have the yanks backing us up so france wouldn't say shit outside of the un where they would express "deep concern"

GIVE THE CHAGOS ISLANDS BACK TO THE CHAGOSSIAN PEOPLE YOU IMPERIALIST FUCKS

How to spot a virgin freak
>Uses an android phone
>Doesn't play sport
>Is knowledgeable about videogames
>Refers to internet memes IRL

*bows towards you*

More of a Telecaster man myself

No it didn't. Why are you lying, you insidious paki?

>The trigger for the war was the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary, by Yugoslav nationalist Gavrilo Princip in Sarajevo on 28 June 1914. This set off a diplomatic crisis when Austria-Hungary delivered an ultimatum to the Kingdom of Serbia[12][13] and, as a result, entangled international alliances formed over the previous decades were invoked. Within weeks the major powers were at war, and the conflict soon spread around the world.
>The assassination led to a month of diplomatic manoeuvring between Austria-Hungary, Germany, Russia, France and Britain, called the July Crisis. Austria-Hungary correctly believed that Serbian officials (especially the officers of the Black Hand) were involved in the plot to murder the Archduke, and wanted to finally end Serbian interference in Bosnia.[47] On 23 July Austria-Hungary delivered to Serbia the July Ultimatum, a series of ten demands that were made intentionally unacceptable, in an effort to provoke a war with Serbia.[48] Serbia decreed general mobilisation on the 25th. Serbia accepted all of the terms of the ultimatum except for article six, which demanded that Austrian delegates be allowed in Serbia for the purpose of participation in the investigation into the assassination.[49] Following this, Austria broke off diplomatic relations with Serbia and, the next day, ordered a partial mobilisation. Finally, on 28 July 1914, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia.

the french have been messing around constantly in their ex-african colonies for decades lad

>*squints eyes*
bit racist

are you likely to die soon?
if so, don't worry
the research of ian stevenson strongly indicates that reincarnation is a reality, so you'd be back here on /brit/ in no time

>also, we'd have the yanks backing
HAHAHAHAHA Holy shit you're so fucking retarded. USA is the biggest ally of France you mong.

iphones are falling out of fashion

Three out of four of those are applicable to me but I won't spout video game knowledge out to normies

no

my land god gave it to me

>This set off a diplomatic crisis when Austria-Hungary delivered an ultimatum to the Kingdom of Serbia
you should look into this ultimatum lad
it was designed to provoke war and guess who pushed the austrians to make it so harsh? perfidious fritz

he left his job, which he apparently only now loves now he's left it, for a new one that hasn't actually approved him yet and is dependent on a criminal record background check
so you won't be waiting long

Trump prefers Macron to any British politician apart from Nige

How to spot a virgin freak
>types out a list of things which don't describe him because i-it might make others look elsewhere

Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time
Is this the 50's, or 1999
All I wanted to do, was play my guitar and sing
So take me away, I don't mind
But you better promise me, I'll be back in time
Gotta get back in time
Don't bet your future, on one roll of the dice
Better remember, lightning never strikes twice
Please don't drive at eighty eight, don't want to be late again
So take me away, I don't mind
But you better promise me, I'll be back in time
Gotta get back in time
Gotta get back in time
Get me back in time
Gotta get back in time
Gotta get back in time
Get back, get back
Get back Marty
Gotta get back in time
Gotta get back in time
Get back, get back

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listening to this week on the alt right

>guess who pushed the austrians to make it so harsh? perfidious fritz
[citation needed]

>USA is the biggest ally of France
ah yes all those french regiments fighting alongside the usa in iraq and afghanistan i forgot about that
silly me

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need a humiliatrix gf to feminise me and pimp me out to randy old men

which is why we get bojo in charge before moving into belgium

nah, just think it would be boring to be dead

need one more you to fight off the withdrawl

British army is on the leash of the states. They tell you to jump and you suck their cocks.

*jogs into your frame of view*
*extends my neck*
nope
*jogs away again*

Genuinely cringing at you

Apple just became the first ever trillion-dollar company. That's not due to Macs.

>Uses an android phone
me
>Doesn't play sport
me
>Is knowledgeable about videogames
me, I know a lot about the lore of The Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect
>Refers to internet memes IRL
sometimes

but funnily enough, I'm not a virgin. have a gf and socialise with mates

>you
and which country are you from that pushes the usa around?

Said the increasingly nervous man

YOU DON'T EVEN USE IT FOR ANYTHING IMPORTANT

GET OUT

no they actually didnt, they only thought that due to a software fault
they're near a trillion but havent broken it yet

New to /brit/. Seriously, what's his problem?

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Trump remembers slights, lad.

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cope

you know it's true
trump might base his foreign policy on personal relationships but he's shown that he defers to his generals, all of whom would support britain

cant be arsed to read the thread, why is rorke saying we should invade belgium now?

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Hate that the rich "look" for homes is now white and chrome. Love that dimly lit, wood varnished look.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_Crisis
have a read la'

Virgin Freak is a state of mind

Summat to do with the EU probably

is tim actually 53?

what's everyone's favourite sue? for me, it's su6547

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post tims filmography

youtube.com/watch?v=blYrXr-CwOA

doing mandy around a girl that gives me severe anxiety haha wonder what will happen

Israel.

You have to be 18 to use this site, you pathetic runt.

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=GXbOROT0OuA

for a laugh
don't expect you to understand, just go hide from your boogeyman, we'll tell you when big scary rorke is gone

>territory in the middle of the indian ocean
>NOT strategically vital

>As of 2012, the islands have a transitory population of about 3,000 – 300 British government personnel and 2,700 American Army, Navy and Air-Force personnel.

urm sweaty those island niBBas can jog on

mental health, people messing him about. Also fuck off wer full

Think I'm just gonna make a sandwhich and cry a little.

keep your jaw locked shut if you want to keep it on your skull mate

Not sure - dont know the year but his birthday is known.

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Claim an uninhabited island, not somewhere that already had people on it you greedy pigs