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shut up retard

loliposting should be a bannable offense

dia de los muertos...

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canadian penises are best penises

A massive thot who wears slutty clothes and thots around town and has a million beta orbiters on instagram but who is still loyal to me and me alone

You're a nigger

what ethnicity?

actual new

Oh my God, I can’t believe I’m actually hungry for once!
This has to be the light out of the eating disorder tunnel.
I think I’m gonna cry.

god i want that so bad

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I want to be an Asian man

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Hello today I will talk about why I want to live but am being forced to kill myself.

Okay

jesus EFFING CHRIST can that jap faggot stop whining about the COT DARN wagyu beef

It all started when I was 18 after graduation highschool I started thinking about suicide logically. If I'm going to die eventually why not just do it now? those were the innocent days it only got much worse

(Terrace House Drama)

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Just get a gf lol

I'm not an incel or anything I was actually a top tier normie in highschool, gfs, sex, etc. Once I got out into the "real world" and saw how hard I would have to work to obtain even the smallest of progress I saw the end of my life almost immediately. Now I viewed the end of my life as the goal and I want to get their as fast as possible to escape this suffering.

Continue

this began the neet years of living with my parents and I had felt absolutely wonderful for the first year. waking up when I wanted to, idling all day. God it feels so good to idle with a roof over your head and no anxiety or anything. Of course that didn't last long as my parents made sure to end my comfy life and literally file a lawsuit against me because I wasn't leaving the house

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Being a NEET doesn't sound so bad

here I am at this point, only having worked a single job for only 3 months in my whole life now facing a homeless crisis. By some stroke of god (I would later find out it was the devil) my ex gf from highschool contacted me and almost immediately agreed to help me. I used the last of my money for a plane ticket across the entire country to move in with her and we almost had a real relationship. I was working a job, still suicidal but I had companionship.

Do any of you guys have any foreign friends?

Watching those autistic Japs is so infuriating sometimes.
They're a god damn couple and won't even hug or kiss. Only ever saw one little smack on the lips.
Now they had a fight and the Jap guy ends up crying in his bed like a baby then goes "Let's forgive each other" and they're shaking hands like it's a fucking business deal.
Suck his god damn dick JESUS what's so hard about that.

Wish I could get a gf
Shame I'm ugly though

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I don't have any friends in my coutnry
What about you

alright just wanted to make sure OPs posts lived in this thread back to mine bye

i've got a friend who was born and raised in russia

a switch flipped in her head though and I was being literally abused 24/7 by this woman. I had feelings of genuine love in my heart for her so I couldn't do anything about it but take it. For almost 2 years this woman was destroying my life. Until it finally happened, my life was actually irrecoverably damaged by her. She's literally hitting me and I was just taking it like I usually do but something in her wasn't being sated, she wasn't getting enough of whatever she wanted. She calls the police and lies and says I hit her. I'm whisked off the jail and it's my word vs hers and she's a woman so I can never win.

this didn't happen

she managed to say some crucial keywords in her report to the police which bumped my charges up to a full blown felony (real crime) and I'm in jail for 6 months before being released and charged with 4 separate crimes. Turns out the bitch also lied and said this wasn't the only occasion I've "hit her" so I'm convicted with 1 felony Assault and 3 domestic violence. Convicted, meaning it's done and I'm officially a bad guy.

Fucking based watching this half Italian-Jap guy being a CHAD.
Only 18 but all the girls want to fuck him because he's a WMAF offspring with white Alpha-Blood.

went and got MORE liquor buds
lmao the store was still locked up but the guy i guess had to unlock it
some smelly indian was in before i even got to to the till, must have been trying to keep him out even though it was an indian store

Now I'm begging my parents to let me back so I don't die (which is ironic because I want it all to end but I don't want to die) they let me back and I suffer the hardest I've ever suffered working a job for a year. I want to die 100% I just want it all to end but at the same time holding this gun in my hand right now I can't do it. I want to live.

I don't even consider it significant in my life, it happened but it's not my biggest problem

I have many friends in my country but sadly only one abroad. I hope you find friends soon!

anyways that was my story I left out some details but pretty much that's it

what'd you get? how much did you drink last night? i'm having a bender vicariously through you

i have a 26(750ml) from last night though its been tapped
got a handle for whatever may happen (1.75l)

i'm jealous. really been craving going on a bender before school starts, haven't had a drop since the last one in june

Just came back from the gym, got no work today

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just shitposted on a faceberg group for professionals kinda that ima part of
got one like already lmao thanks simpsons

cocaine

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did a thread

Imagine being addicted to alcohol.
Really takes a brainlet for that to happen.

posted

>log in to north american servers to better my english skills
>put my most sincere efforts to sound as american as possible to not distract my teammate as americans are very sensitive to foreign interaction
>punctuate each of my sentences with the n word like a true american
>team stops moving and call me racist
>shit I've been found out rather quick better try to apologize and explain
>try to appear the least threatening possible and explain I wasn't trying to be racist with the way I spoke but better my skills in language and that I didn't intend to imitate their accent in a rude manner
>double my usage of the n word in my sentences to show that I am open to their culture
>they start a votekick and call me a nazi (maybe they think entire europe is germany because of Fox News geography lessons poor quality)

ok nazi

reminder that 3/4th's of France was Nazi controlled in ww2

milk is just thick water woah

heh
alcoholets btfo

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fucking horrendous quality
leave it to americans to post the most insanely idiotic shitposts ever.
what was even the point of posting this ? did you tell yourself "huh this on is funny better post it" what is your thought process tell me how your logic works

look it's just water that is thick seriously I was just struck with this

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did this actually happen

wanked it to the milf dancing at the padres game

who wants to take me for a little ride?
(hop on my dick)

r8 my box /cum/

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when I'm out of the house I always give a few random people "What's up man" really firm and loud but keep walking. I like to think I'm making their day by acknowledging them.

Quite nice

I wish someone did this to me

you're not

somebody did this to me once and i was like fuck off

fuck you too pal

>when I'm out of the house I always give a few random people "What's up man" really firm and loud but keep walking. I like to think I'm making their day by acknowledging them.

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Ziploc more like Cucklock

you bitch about post quality one second and then when good posting comes along you only have boring maymays to post.

You guys ever going to have kids?

no im gonna kms in a few weeks lol

But why user
It'll get better

then you'd never experience what it's like to be a boomer
the best suicide method is old age

the gyro is the greatest Greek invention of all time

I don't want to die but it has to happen so at least it's on my own terms

no

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Good
we don't know need more spics

@
do you need help with your english lol

Do you need help with your English? ("lol" isn't a word)

Spics don't know English
They speak their subhuman language known as Spanish

HON HON HON

>("lol" isn't a word)
en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/lol

you were saying?

Still hate spics

LOS GANGSTERS QUIEREN KRIPPY KRIPPY KRIPPY KRIPPY KRIPPY

Jesus Christ humanity is at its peak.

To be fair
English is a really shitty language

HON

HON

HON

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Spanish > French > English

um sorry but Japanese is the master language.