Parents named me Mohammed

Just give yourself a nickname to call yourself by, and ask close friends to use it. Bosses are usually selfish fags and don't give a fuck about you or your name as long as you do your wage slaving properly.

Do you have a second name at least? Most people named Mohammed go by their second name since it's such a hugely common first name.

If your parents didn't give you a second name, then yeah they're probably backwards hyper-religious assholes that didn't give a shit about you.

>Too old to change it
Isn't that the point?

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I changed mine from an American English name to Ahmed at 24. Don't tell anyone at your current job, then find a new job and everyone only knows you as the new name.

Whiter than you Mohammed.
Whiter than you Ahmed.

Faggot you're name is great fuck off

True.
I don't have an official second name but my second name is my father's name, which is Ibrahim.
I already have my real name on my degree etc.

What is it like to be named mohammed?
Do people really discriminate against you?

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You know you can legally change your name, right?

>I don't have an official second name but my second name is my father's name, which is Ibrahim.

so your parents screwed you over. Just pick a new second name and use that as your colloqial name. Make it Arabic/Islamic so your parents dont get mad, but make it something unique or uncommon.

Not openly, open discrimination is not a thing in Holland. But obviously everybody is suspicious of a guy named Muhammad. 99% of the people with that name absolutely suck.

>Dutch flag
>my name is Mohammed
Lol, checks out

>parents named me Poohammed

Would rather be named Gaydolf or Penisto than this trash. Thanks for needlessly upping the difficulty setting of my life, parents.

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Benito is a common name

whiter than you mohammed

Yeah, Muhammad is the British version.

>cuck

better than a retarded name like sami

At least you aren't named fucking ROBERT

>I am too old to change it already
No you're not, you're barely an adult. If your name is a problem to you, fix it. How much is it to change your nane in the Netherlands?

I never understood why Muslims keep giving this name. What the point of a unique identifier when you share it with like 30% of members of your cultural group?

unironically this
OP is just a whining autist

Those are lame names but still way better than M*hammed

First born son of muslims is my guess

not really

Muhammad is the absolute worst thing you could name a child in the the 1st world. "Satan" would be preferable because at least kids would think he's cool.

dang it bobby

If I lived in the USA people would at least call me big Moe..

get baptized and rename yourself then

You should be proud of what name your parents give you, ungrateful little shit. If I have a vagina I already aborted you

>Mohammed
>not Muhammad
The fuck user?

you're also named Muhammad innit

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Dutch transliteration of the name

No. I just find self-hating faggots annoying.

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I don't hate myself.

Sure thing

What’s the purpose of this thread, then
You don’t hate yourself
You don’t want t change it
And you’ve never had any real problems with it

My name is not "me", it is how the outside world calls me, as a result of a decision made by my parents. It is not an intrinsic part of my being. Do you call someone who hates his city of birth self-hating too?

As a matter of fact, yes

Fuck off back to Morocco already

Make people call you Mo or Mootje or something. I immidiatly expect mohammeds to be ultradurka.

I'll make a shitty attempt to help
>Mo
>Momo
>Mohomo
>Brohammed
>Broham
>Ham
>Hammer
>The Ramadan Rammer
>Kaboom Kebab
>Mr. Sandman

hahahahaha

Change it. I changed my shitty name when I was 20. My parents named me Lucas..
Hated it my entire life growing up.

It's a holey name asalamaliekum

what's wrong with lucas? sounds like a normal name to me

It's Sweden. "Normal" = Bad

It's the ultimate "guy in pink shirt" kinda name here. Cuckboy name.

It's considered a pussy fag boy name.

>not wanting to be Luca Brasi or Luke Skywalker
your new name better be amazing

>The Ramadan Rammer
>Kaboom Kebab

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Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

At least you have a based name instead of "Lucas"

I don't hate myself. I consider myself an admirable person. I am a hard worker, a respectful person, I am helpful, treat my loved ones well and abide by the laws of the land.
I just feel bad that I have a name shared by utter scum. I quite simply do not want to associate with Muslims, that's it. I also really, really dislike black people, but that's a story for another time.

Do you have a middle or surname that would work instead? Hassan sounds kind of cool.

No, all of my names are very M*slim.
This actually happens automatically tbqh.

>Mohammed
DutchiSTAN
Get colonied kuffar

>your new name better be amazing
Rolf. After my grandfather and a normal, traditional Swedish name with history going back the 900s.

Syrians were respectable people before forcefully being converted to Islam.

>Rolf
that name would slay mutt pussy

Not him but kek, it's an old mans name..

>waaaah this life is too hard I wanted it on easy mode

oh boo fucking hoo you little cuck boy pussy faggot, if I ever encountered your little libtard ass irl I'd fucking knock you out in one fucking punch, snowflake. I had my name legally changed to Abdul-Wahhab LeShaqwuan Weed-Demon Gonzales because I purposefully play my life on the HARDEST difficulty setting, that's what being a true GAMER really means. Keep conforming to what ''''society'''' tells you to believe, BITCH.

>tfw I was named Eirik and my sister Freya

I think my parents might be a bit odd.

>before forcefully being converted to Islam.
And I'm an Albanian Christian

>parents gave me a colonial french name (unironically Didier)
>can easily pass as one of those swarthy brownie frenchmen from Marseille or Saint Trop'
Feels good being cuckbanese, Ar*bs from other countries may call me faggot for that but i don't give a shit

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based

people who say they pass as southern euro almost never actually pass desu

t. nigger
100% of arabs could pass for southrons in Nordics

>another lebs thinking hes hot shit
ما تشفلي حالك كتير

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I bet he's a m*ronite

t.

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Do you go by Mo for short? Would that help?

Based

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Among my friends, sure. But they're my friends anyway, so it doesn't matter, they know me already and know I'm a top lad.

Is it a requirement to name your child Mohammed if it's your first boy for muslims?
Or is it just a cultural thing that everyone should have the same nameso your kid wont stick out and get bullied?

I dont understand people who move to Europe and do shit like this? why wont you integrate? why can't you be normal?

It's called islamic autism

>parents named me an uncommon arabic name
>it actually sounds cool

Feels good man.

Well tell us the damn name, do we have to ask for it

what is it

Zain

Mohammed but with a U instead of a O

>maybe we should name our son by the name of our beloved prophet the man we should all aspire to be
>haha Autists XD
Why do Tunis mutts do this

I want change my name one day.

you serious?

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You mean the iliterate barbarian warlord who took a 9 yo wife and massacred thousands?

What?

People name their kids weird things, but apparently sometimes they learn.

>Dominican co-worker
>First two children have super spic names
>Third son is named Larry

i was expecting a cool name
not the same name as that guy from one direction

And I'm an Albanian Christian