Why do they hate us French people so much?

i quite like you

shut up Saarländer

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this
i will never have a bbc :(

>Why do they hate us French people so much?
do we?

german """humor"""

youtube.com/watch?v=Afl9WFGJE0M

you're still occupying their country

yes
germans are pretty much the only europeans on Jow Forums who seem to believe american stereotypes about us

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haha, der Böhmi

you both do

regards, bebe de afrique

>calling out Saarländer for being inbred wannabe frenchies
Böhmermann is a cuck but I can give credit where credit is due

we don't though

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Because the two countries have been rivals for hundreds of years.

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Explain this meme.

Saarländer are cucks larping as fr*nchoids, even though they voted overwhelmingly to join West Germany in the 50s

That's like asking why sony-fanboys were formerly called sony-ggers on /v/ until it got wordfiltered.
It's a fucking running joke. Not a particularly funny one at that.

Probably about as much founded in reality as the Bielefeld Conspiracy.

our boys are just there to protect your little country from the big aggressive so-russians

we certainly haven't taken over a region of germans and reprogrammed them

i thought all the german incest happens in Sachsen?

massive cringe

>we certainly haven't taken over a region of germans and reprogrammed them

Isn't our entire legislative body controlled by you?

Everyone does

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I don't hate you. I just find it's weird how you and japan love sucking each other's cocks so much.

>i thought all the german incest happens in Sachsen?

Did you miss the Fritzl thing in Austria?
They also speak German.

I never heard of them and I'm from Alsace. What coutumes does they have to be honorary French besides cousin fucking ?

we don't elect your representatives for you

literally nothing besides eating merguez and learning French as first foreign language

Elsaß-Lothringen is rightfully german clay.

I don't hate the French, but I can't really claim to love them either. They are a bunch you can reason with. That share our convictions.
Then again you have weird obsessions and tastes and your language and food is really not up my alley. Sorry. (Insbesondere, falls ihr in der Schule gezwungen wurdet, unsere Sprache zu lernen. Ich hoffe ihr musstet nicht so sehr darunter leiden wie ich bei Französisch.)

>japan
Only until they get there for the first time. Paris Syndrome or something like that. There are Wikipedia articles on that.
Paris is the dirtiest capital I have ever seen - maybe except for Rome. I don't know how the French manage to live in a place like that. I could not.

>never heard of anything German whatsoever
>I'm from Alsace
t. Jean-Claude Eisenmüller

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There are currently 6 parliamentary groups in Bundestag.
How much work do you think is required to make that whole "election" process a game that's already been decided?

And raiding French supermarkets for fish and cheese.

>French
>""""""people""""""

I actually like France but historically since the palatine war of succession and further attempts to conquer parts of Germany left a bad impression, even though I won't deny that we didn't behave well either

t. R*ichsbürger

But the Germans (Austrians) were literally trying to surround us everywhere, from Spain to Italy to the Netherlands.

I'm not a warmonger or anything, but your empire were a threat to the existence of France, but yeah, i can understand why, Turenne really fucked up sometime, but i see it as a necessary evil more than anything even though it is not morally justifiable.

>In january of 2014, Saarland announced their will to make the land completely bilingual in french and german for 2043
Holy shit we had such based neighbors and I wasn't even aware? These guys are awesome, and if it's true that they fuck their sisters it's even better

all the memeing aside I like you Frenchies but I feel like we can't trust your politicians, they always propose shit to fuck us over and then our leftist parties start sperging out over how based you are

But hell, I don't even trust our own politicians.

Most of us don't either, but hey, Macron is young and dynamic so i guess it's all good :)
But yeah, it's the nation's interest first, and the EU is just a mean that our politicians use to get their job done.
And uh, not wanna be mean, but Germany's economical domination is literally why Europe is in a bad shape actually.

t. Cannot-argue-so-I-use-a-curse

The last time I remember Bundestag making a decision that was clearly opposing the US was before the Iraq War.
Maybe it will superficially happen again now, because Trump has no support from the American establishment.

>french trickery to perpetually enslave Germany for national self-interest goes wrong
>somehow this is Germany's fault

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Honestly I just like to think we're over that. I feel a weird sense of kinship toward Germans, probably because I've been sold the idea that our two countries are close allies for years now, so it's particularly hurtful when I notice that most Germans on this board are completely ignorant about our culture and instead propagate American stereotypes about us. I guess the same works both ways, though.

>yuo did something bad 500 years ago grug no like yuo

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>Implying a free Germany is a good thing for Europe
Hell, even when it was a clusterfuck, it used to fuck himself so hard that it triggered a thirty years war

>itt: germanofrench cucks wanking each other
get over yourselves loser

I have eaten frog legs in garlic butter. Your culture is overrated and Paris is full of niggers.

See, that's what I mean. I've never eaten frog legs.

Because it's haram?

We love you too Italy, everyone can be part of the family

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>he doesn't want a European civil war
What are you? A fucking babby? Read Sorel, dammit

Because it's an atypical dish for eccentric people.

>good parts of Germany and Italy
>all of France
Why ruin something great with shit?

Thanks for your valuable opinion, twelve year old edgelord.

calm down, Ossi

>ugh...

so what's typical French culture like, monsieur le bougnoule?

There are no bretons though, you are avoiding the worst scum in the whole country

buzzfeed.com/marietelling/44-classic-french-meals-you-need-to-try-before-you-die?utm_term=.wnG6agLJgB#.goNYVp2kpZ
pretty ordinary food all around

>camembert, mussles, crêpes, onion soup, raw meat
the memes were true

that's like 6 dishes on 44

Probably because we are and used to be partners and these usually try to avoid public conflict and reach a compromise regarding foreign policy. Causality and subjective impression is no prove by the way. Your theory is highly unlikely and build on a weak construct.

do you mean french or "french" people?

there is no difference, you filthy racist, they are all part of the (((human))) race

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the native inhabitants of western europe, french people

How does this make you feel?

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dabbin' on them g*rm*ns

so none of your nation football team then

French chasseur à pied and his senegalese comrade dabbing on the kaizer, 1917, colorized

I bet he fucked Macron in the ass afterwards, I heard he's a real sissyboy

>I take Jow Forums autists seriously

he's more into grannies than cocks I'd say
ready to bet that he fucked your mutti quite a few times

he can fuck Merkel if he wants

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