/brit/

Veganism is fine but I wish they weren’t so fucking smug

/brit/ is a Sunderland fc general

anime

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*splats it in her indeterminate face*

>anxiety

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short back and sides

crew cut

the deano haircut

hate this intensely normie dream last night where trashy people moved into the house next door that is for sale

I grew up around strong women who always emasculated me and now I don't know how to act like a man. I'm just a defeated pussy.

UP THE BLACK CATS

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Short back and daft cunt

makes you think doesn't it

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full kit wanker

okay, this is epic

the dæn

youtube.com/watch?v=P0Q-5-xbIS4

Are Anzu!

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you watching the big game on saturday m8

All the boomers moaned about not getting free money from their banks from their savings.
Now I have to deal with higher mortgage rates because old Betty wants an extra £5 a year interest

Kill them all

what's the best country to live in the middle east, inshallah?

Bet youre clueless and know nothing about football irl you spacker

Her: Living to 90 years of age and healthy
You: Eating pic related, clogged up like a Chinese gutter at 40 years of age and dying on a back alley operating table

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israel unironically

t. seething full kit wanker

Israel, hands down.

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always wonder why there is an lmg in this pic

Well no, the interest rates are still very low by historical standards

Chasing immortality is hubris

Shut the fuck up Dave and go shag schizo you cunnnnt

Palestine.

you mean gaza?

I forget about it every time haha

Bahrein

hes at the world famous sunderland international airshow

Whats poleaboo mean by laser treatment

But settling for mortality is defeatist. We must conquer death. That is the sole purpose of our existence.

Dying of heart attack at 35 is poobris

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i typed israel so no i dont think i did

*dabs*

too sloppy

to stop his boy hair growing

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honestly just want to be younger for a bit long but otherwise don't mind the idea of death
like being 20 until you're 40

wrong
i'll take 2

i unironically would love to be immortal, the prospect of something like being able to go to sleep for a few decades then waking up with a fresh start in a whole new world is really exciting

p00 n1gg3r

based and redpilled

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Amer was never fully right in the head was he

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user? It's me, you're heart. Please don't buy that breaded chicken, peppered steak, and battered haddock. Tartare sauce, sun blessed tomato and paprika mayo, pepper sauce; chips and onion rings £11.50. Place your order for pick up between 5 and 7 pm on Friday.

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clever bruce

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laser hair removal, it looks pretty good desu and ive been meaning to get it done

What is boy hair

really craving mac n cheese bites. they do the best ones in yankland (cheesecake factory).

chips look grim

poleaboo is honestly such a pathetic creature
taking him out into the forest and putting a bullet in the back of his head while he looks up at the clouds would be the right thing to do. For him, for /brit/ and for society at large

looks good. safe too

i miss the old internet :(

he fucked his sister's shoes, of course he's fucked in the head

football yank is the sort of guy to wear a full kit

AND I GET TO TEND THE RABBITS!

The Vegan Munchie Box is here! Yes, a pizza box of filthy delights and ALL vegan including vegan doner! On special for the next 2 weekends, but we are giving away one with 2 cans of @beavertownbeer Dame Melba Phantom! For your chance to win just LIKE and COMMENT below! Competition closes Friday 3 August at 9pm and winner chosen the same night.

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You can't eat that without a fork and knife. What's the point

only niggers eat at cheesecake factory

bitches be wantin you to put your fb status as “in a relationship” meanwhile they out here suckin 8 dicks at once

There must be at least 30 regular British /brit/ poster
We should all get a ticket to Rochdale and forcibly kidnap Moni then take him to the woods for a gang rape

the ladies love it

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what's your record lads?

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isn't this game literally just luck

37

Don't do it user!

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I still don't get this game after years
pretty sure I'm missing something about underlying patterns

unironically place yanks above canadians

I remember back before the internet I used to just smoke weed all the time and chill at the park. I smoke a lot less weed and I spend a lot less time at the park now.

Wish I could go back to the pre-internet days.

only the queen should be immortal, all others must die in the name of progress.

they really don't
you don't even realise the reason why it's cringy to wear replica shirts to a game

But I wanted to do this to turtle. OMG why are you stealing my ideas

of course not, you silly yank eejitoid

sheeit son they be trippin

grass munching nonce

I feel certain that I am going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices, and I can't concentrate. So I am doing what seems the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be. I don't think two people could have been happier till this terrible disease came. I can't fight it any longer. I know that I am spoiling your life, that without me you could work. And you will I know. You see I can't even write this properly. I can't read. What I want to say is I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good. I want to say that—everybody knows it. If anybody could have saved me it would have been you. Everything has gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been

Summer like 220

not really
you get a 50/50 situation on occasion though
brainlet

grug

theres fuck all food in that munchie box

so are you

*dropkicks her through the wall*