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you lads ready for haligmonath

edition

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sophie

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anime

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>met friend of girl i'm seeing
>very peng
>eyeing me up

wew

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haha xD

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I call my bedroom door the Rubicon, cause once i get a bitch past it there ain't no going back.

bet you thought that was funny as you typed it
jog on

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Nigga to sket skigg me nans an oil rigga sigga

uh nigga poo to da loo to the woo woo uh nigga

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Corbyn is a typical reformist socdem dog and not my comrade

Gorgeous
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saxons must be banished to germany
britain must be recelticised under strong welsh leadership

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the sesh is tomorrow and the mandy still hasn't arrived

stupid vendors useless pricks

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Bitches call my dick Marlboro cause they're addicted to sucking on it.

excellent post

welsh ""men"" are effeminate cuckolds who got conquered by white Anglo male

>Nigga to sket skigg me nans an oil rigga sigga

uh nigga poo to da loo to the woo woo uh nigga

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how many gs

Wasted your life if you didn't go to uni

no, in fact piracy led to the creation of spotify and netflix

sick of mandy now

dunno what else can fill the void though.

>grams
bit much lad
just pills

in fairness, gandhi was a massive racist

>muh demons

Hate school. Hate books. Hate rules. Hate learning.

Love pints. Love weed. Love shitposting. Love making an honest living.

why don't you just buy good pills off dealers

you're only sick of it because you take it too regularly, just have a break for a while

love a good trap beat even if the lyrics are shit

don't trust a single dealer
all scum

In fairness, Churchill was a massive racist

anglos are spiritually jewish and black

Can spot/feel dnm deliveries easily and pinch a good 5-8 packages a month at work, if it's a 'false positive' I just selotape and deliver the next day


t. postie

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Ghandi just didn't like blacks. No one liked blacks back then. Not even other blacks.

same mate
got an ounce of some unreal charlie the other day

>sucking on it.
whotf sucks a durry

Saw a guy with a full Welsh flag suit today
Like we get it, you're Welsh

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Britain needs leadership

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churchill starved some lads over in the raj so thats basically why modern british society must be torn down stone by stone until nothing remains
thanks for coming to my ted talk

jiffy bags + printed address labels?

There was actually a theory common among WASPs that Anglo-Saxons were the lost tribe of Israel, and the only Chosen People who didn't displease God. Of course, when DNA testing was invented that theory was blown utterly out of the water.

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call me mr east coast

need to get one of those

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london paki is squealing again

sucking a big nigger's cock

the virgin freak post

Yeah bruv, Grimsby represent!

no he's smart

you're a dumb fuck if you trust dealers

all dealers are scum

been a while since the yank negroe showed his face
maybe my wish came true and he died

been here since eurovision 2017

got on 5 titan kills last night youtube.com/watch?v=l_RnAIYdm-Y

>not having dealers within your social groups that you can trust to sort you out nicely
beta virgin freak detected

>dealer starts trying to sell tasers and swords

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you mean sicily?

yes I am a virgin freak.

CHUBBY
MIDGET

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keep ordering off the internet because you're too autistic to have reliable mates that sell you great stuff

I will admit, Charlemagne does sound like a really black name. But that doesn't mean Charlemagne was black.

yeh, the yank negroe

all british police should carry a handgun

I'm a very skinny mong. What would happen if I suddenly started bulking and going gym?

Would I end up with one of those weird freak bodies that everyone on Jow Forums laughs at?

are we going to talk about his nipples?

big fan of this page
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dealers really do say some odd things

feel myself getting more autistic
just ordered an airbrush to get into modelmaking

depends what your frame is like

All police should carry bazookas

MASSIVE
BENDER

Your move, /brit/.

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What takeaway can I get that isn't greasy and fatty?

need something borderline healthy lads

i'd batter you no matter how long you spend in the gym

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my dealer got on that page, texted him about it and he loved it

do it, can't look worse desu

Plus nothing happens overnight, changes are very gradual

>i buy stepped on grub off my mate, look how cool i am

don't be mad you're 15 years old and technologically illiterate. i'll be over here buying the best gear at a price you can only dream of. child.

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Regardless of whether "white genocide" exists or not, the anti-white rhetoric used now in parts of the West is openly "eliminationist" and violent....as bad as anything in South Africa or the language used by Interahamwe in Rwanda before Tutsi genocide

Pork fried rice with steamed veggies, ginger beer and orange chicken.

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top left

beef and broccoli

Why is the BBC shoving this gimp Simon Reeve down our throats all of a sudden? Fuck off mate

cook your own food you runtoid

>POOBERDEEN

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>reliable friends
I only have like 5 friends haha oh dear

I'm (unironically) 6"1, in great shape, good sportsman, 6/10 face, good guitarist singer and pianist, studying for a PhD, earning 35k, well-travelled, and often described as "the funniest person I know", and yet I've never even come close to having a gf.

Confidence is key desu, if you're shy then you just don't stand a chance in this day and age

>having 5 friends
literally fucking shut up

the worst thing about this is what I think is a Holland & Barrett loyalty card

I've never ever had a single friend in my 24 years on this earth. Not even once.

>6'1"

sorry pal

>what is a testing kit
enjoy waiting days for your mandy to arrive lad

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that's low-average he's got nothing to worry about unless he wants to date someone attractive

>being proud to be a foreign rapist in a foreign land

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mandy is shit mate.

why do you need a testing kit if your mates are so good?

>Why is the BBC shoving this gimp Simon Reeve down our throats all of a sudden? Fuck off mate
He's been on the beeb for ages. plus his travel shows are top-tier