What the fuck Canada

what the fuck Canada

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>Faggy eagles that need their calls dubbed in nature movies because they're total bitches

You already stole our bald eagles

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Cute!

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We don't have a national bird. Probably can't afford one.

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A beaver would FUCK up those meme birds

Canadian goose

You mirin'?

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Ours is a big ass vulture.

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How did you go from pic related to that?

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Useless.

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we don't have a national bird but I'm pretty sure you're buttmad from canadian geese fucking up your shit during winter

We could have had a Harpy eagle or a Harris hawk as our national bird, instead, we got this piece of shit.

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I like ours.

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Typical act of American overcompensation

This is our cute little national bird.

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bald eagles sound hilarious

*bap*

Because Napoleon was openly Romanboo, while we are more discreet. And eagles are overused.

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To me their national bird is canadian goose because nothing gives me greater joy than shooting the fuckers shitting on my yard

>gauls
>aguila
lmao nice larp

wtf happened to its head

It's aquila, and Napoleon was Corsican, not a Gaul

Eagles are some of the most pathetic animals going around. The only acceptable one is the Wedge tailed Eagle

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Wow. So violent.

It is a weird ass crest.

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Thats because American Bald Eagles are majestic, but Australian Eagles behave like niggers.

The natural mongol violence within his DNA surfaces

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sounds like you don't have canadian shit birds shitting on your yard so much it's unusable

My college campus is full of them. I give them bread all the time.

Based

What do you expect?

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kys. actually just go hang yourself from a rope right now. i'd be mad if that was physically possible

>bald eagle
Not bald.
>golden eagle
Not golden.
>gray jay
Actually gray.

>bald
>small
>almost went extinct
>basically a glorified pigeon
>present on only one continent
Is there a more pathetic bird?

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it's bald because white is the color of the skin and brown is the color of the hair of most people in the united states you fucking retard

He cute.

Why is Canada so based?

>white is the color of the skin ...of most people in the united states

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Bald eagle are attractive tho and that's what matters

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It was in 1782, when it was adopted

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> what's yours national animal?
> oh, you know, flying rat (every bird)

It's not even classified as an eagle ffs

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So do you call rats "crawling birds"?

Wut it is. It's not the smallest eagle btw. There are smaller eagles

our national bird is the loon which is arguably even worse desu but whatever

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We have almost the same? Hmm that is Cygnus olor, Finland's is Cygnus cygnus

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Canada uses more Cree culture than most even know
The Whiskeyjack is actually named from one of our more significant folklore figures wisâhkecâhk
So the whiskeyjack/greyjay has cultural significance within our oral history

They are haliaeetus, not aquila.

bruh look at this dood, ahahaahaha oh no no no no wait till see you the top of his he---ahahahaha!!!

>Probably can't afford one.
Can your president?

:3 cute

barbaric

>Bald eagle are attractive tho
>t-that's what matters

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>only eats little fish
Not true

Gay Jay lul

>Gay jay

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>the mighty Swede enters

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>Canada has a goose named the Canada goose
>not the national bird

What the fug?

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There never was an imperial eagle in Germany. We only picked that one because "we wuz romanz and shiet"

best birb

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For some reason I want to break their tiny legs and watch them squeal.
What the hell is wrong with me.

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It's a 2008 facebook tier meme.

weak

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our berd builds his own houses :3

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if you know what it means is fucking awesome

caw

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>builds a house out of poop

heheh it's not poop, its mud

So it doesn't even hunt whales?
(This )

hoot hoot

dammit

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>Canadian goose
Don't mention that hellspawn.

very fast eagle catching fish at incredibly hihg sped

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Yeah I'll go to a psych doctor. I love animals I would never want to hurt one.

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Dont do that, while I do hate canadian geese, if you feed them they dont migrate and they cause even more problems, basically they shit everywhere even more.

You're probably a psychopat

>psychopat

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All birds are special

you need to evaluate what gives your life meaning

It's not that impressive, but i like how they look and sound, and they are very abundant, i see at least 4 of them everytime i leave the house, so it's fitting

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*Starts singing outside your window in the middle of the night*

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That sounds like a guy who is bad at whistling

The American Eagle eats everything including geese and ducks. It's a flying death bringer taking massive car paint destroying shits.

It looks like a cartoon or a muppet.

>bald eagle
lel

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Cute pokemon.

They also can make this sound when pissed off.

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Absolute savage little bastards. I remember watching a clip of one of them pecking apart and eating another small while it was still alive, no fucking mercy.
I guess birds in general are cunts, but it was something else to see such a tiny predator in the act.

Fuck geese 、desu。

thank you canada, very cool

The bird reminds of the brain.et memes

That's straight up SCP material.

*circles above your position*

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I would like to have them as our national bird though.

He cute.

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>Easily recongised as a symbol of power
>Incredibly aesthetic, posibly the best looking bird
>Total badass
other birds can't compete

there's a reason no ones ever heard of your Eagle