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Imagine stabbing a burglar to death

love are tucka

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Yeah, that's why I hope he sues the cunt. It's bad enough being so far up your own arse that you complain about loud weightlifting. It's a whole other things entirely to fuck with someone physically while they're lifting weights. That's an outright attempt to injure someone.

ω = ω + 1

got three weeks until fall semester
have no friends, no gf, and not shit to do

Disgusting.

terrible edition, glad richard and craig can't see this very disrespectful to his memory

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I'm likely to get. But I cannot tell you how thankful I am for my little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. I have experienced a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.

clearly weren't proper friends then were they

Tempted to order Chinese but I don't want to feel gross tomorrow

i'm not though, that's the thing.

uωu

nytimes.com/interactive/2018/08/01/magazine/climate-change-losing-earth.html
think we might be in a spot of bother lads

youre gross anyways x *blows a kiss*

whenever a jew starts talking my spidey senses starts tingling

mars looks spectacular in the southern sky

not really but having friends in HS is like being prison gay because you're trapped around people you wouldn't chose to be friends with given broader options

same but i have friends, a job, and i volunteer
still deciding on which gf i want. have several to choose from

interesting. might check out this buddhism thing.

climate change is over-hyped

Tbf sometimes you can be just work friends or just school friends, doesn't mean ye aren't proper friends

considering buying a 'weed capsule'
they're £1 each haha

set theory is bullshit
>hurr what's bigger than infinity? LOTS of infinities!
cantor was a hack

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There are infinite numbers between 1 and 2 or 1.1 and 1.2.

come join discord: 5WTmuNH

no yanks allowed

hope im dead before the world becomes a giant unlivable desert with no water
hope all the chinks who caused this life forever in said arid hellhole x

>and whose idea was it for the phone box? that's [changes his sentence at this point so he just stops after 'that'] just get a tart to get her tits out

we already have our own thanks mate

>when I see a wh*te
*pepe barf.jpg*

Tbf he was just trying to find a way to explain why if two things are moving why the one going faster will eventually catch up the slower one

My top two languages of love are physical touch and quality time I promise sometimes curled up on the sofa a takeaway and laughs is the perfect setting for me that don’t mean I don’t love a date night just means I like to able to

These videos always make me crease

youtu.be/SVS9JjX_4a0

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your school must've been shit then most of the lads I hung out with were good cunts

wypipo be like: goodness gracious tyler let me run down to the local Whole Foods™ and get some human meat to go with our vegan cheeses and organic kale cakes

last try, i got curious and pissed off because i can't understand it

help me out bongs

youtube.com/watch?v=F9b67FcyMHk&feature=youtu.be&t=47

Can anyone tell me what this guy says at the min 0:47?

fookin great, and whose idea was it for the phone box, that's ??? too scared? ?? tits out

thanks in advance

quite convinced the world will be an uninhabitable hell full of megacities but it only increases the urgency i feel when it comes to getting new zealand permanent residence
if i'm going to live in a megacity it's going to bloody well be dunedin.

also pacific islanders probably make the most interesting refugees, even though the thing that ate their homeland (floods) is the most boring compared to the middle east who can say "it is literally so hot that robots melt"

any working class gents in?

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Is there an actual cure to body dysmorphia? Is it actually a disorder, or just vanity? If I solve the issues about my personal look will I be happy?

I'm only getting older, and I'll just get uglier.

>vegan cheeses

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they're not refugees lmao they come here to pick fruit and work in factories

they were alright for a little banter at the lunch table but nothing special, we had almost nothing in common
was a small and shitty catholic school where it was mostly niggers and hispanics
it was shit
if I had some actual white people to be friends with that'd be nice, all of the girls were nasty or not white. grim environment, probably how I got into coming here

not telling you it's a secret

the prospective gf said hi to me whilst staring at my crotch today lol

>lol

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wish it was 1897

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Women find me irresistible lads and rhe ex is very jealous

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once the whole human race goes extinct even the most famous people in all of history will be forgotten
being remembered doesn't really mean anything in the end.

can't stand this format

wtf just got called a viennese whirl in sainsburys

i'm talking about a hypothetical future where all the pacific islands are underwater so they'll all have to be evacuated to somewhere else. since there are ones working in NZ already it seems culturally and geographically one of the most natural place to put them.
kiribati is supposed to be underwater in like 10 years or something isn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=sZ7Mu8YJbSU

>ywn understand british secret speech

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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""""""

if you explained the concept of homosexuality to a rural peasent in 1897 they wouldn't understand it

fight me you fucking mental patient
I'll teach you to pull the trigger

got decked in greggs

Well going for a wank, upset none of ye recognised the poorly disguised John Green quote, obviously not fans.

youtube.com/watch?v=mwhwGmoYv1s

tune

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any /Neutrogena Visibly Clear® Spot Proofing™ Daily Wash/ man in

in papua new guinea you will get killed for walking into the wrong tribes territory, and you try to tell me racism isn't the natural order of things

ah yes there was never a culture that were massive benders before 2000 no siree

got some apricot salicylic abrasive wash I use

I want to go to pound town on Emma Watson’s vagina.

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shagged more birds than amount of times mathsyank got nonced by his uncle

maybe a future alien civilisation will discover our written texts and the people we idolised. imagine being such a big figure that an alien will speak your name. mad.

?

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is it possible for a mutt to be inbred?

how does anyone like cauliflower?

lift weights and scream in a mirror

imagine going through all this effort just so you can fuck a hippie chick
mental that men actually do this

is this how atheists deal with their mortality?
really pathetic

Business idea: Product placement images in /brit/ until I get hired to professionally shill here

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It's not my fault rhat I'm extremely handsome and 12 women including my neighbor want to have sex with me

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>not liking cauliflower cheese

having a go

Emma Watson is so beautiful I would suck a fart right from her bumhole.

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you are a mentally ill ugly virgin

general is a good brand desu

quite like skruf as well

any J2 haplogroup man in?

>"reserved cooking water"
What the fuck is that?

Fucking pay attention, spic.

You were already answered:

get a tart to get her tits out

(a tart is a slutty woman)

i'm from manchester and i can't decipher what he says just before that

talking about being remembered in the temporal world.

cat yank is low key one of the biggest nutters here