How does each Asian language sound to you?

Why do K-POP fags fall for this?

ching chong ping

What about Mongolian?

first three is fine, japanese is the best. the rest is subhuman tier

>implying japanese is the og ching chong

>Mongolian
If Kazakh and German had sex, this would probably be the child.
4/10
>Korean
Like a weird and unintelligible dialect of Japanese.
6/10
>Japanese
Good ol' Nihongo
6/10 (Sorry, you may be the language of my animu and mango, but you still suck)
>Mandarin
If that were text-to-speech software instead of a real anchorwoman, I honestly wouldn't be able to tell.
2/10, absolutely disgusting
>Cantonese
Like someone had a monkey paw and wished for Mandarin to sound better. The wish was granted, but the number of retarded tones doubled.
5/10
>Thai
Like Japanese and Chinese combined. I thought she said それが in the beginning.
4/10
>Vietnamese
Another computer-generated sounding language.
3/10
>Filipino
Sounds like he's constantly switching between English and a forgotten dialect of Spanish.
Actually doesn't sound too bad, 6/10

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I changed my mind.
Japanese - 7/10. I really don't want it to have the same score as flipspeak or Korean.

Japanese sounds so good to me for some reason. Everything else sounds shit in comparison

Why did you rate Mongolian so low?

I don't really like the languages spoken in this area. I mean, it's better than Kazakh, but not much better.

It has its retarded moments, though it may be my Indo-European bias.
E.g. 政治家 / seijika (politician), 首相 / shushou (chancellor / PM), 記者 / kisha (reporter). Words like these don't sound nearly as serious as they should to my Russian ear. Chinese loanwords were a mistake.

here's a non-memey honest response.

>Mongolian
Doesn't even sound Asian desu. Almost sounds like an East European language.

>Korean
I listen to kpop so I'm used to hearing Korean and I like it. If I had to describe it, it's like Japanese but with a couple expansion packs (ie more syllables and sounds)

>Japanese
I'm also used to Japanese a lot since forever because of anime and games. I like it too.

>Mandarin
I actually spent several semesters studying Mandarin in school so I'm used to it and can speak/write it, but not at a fluent level. However, I don't like how it sounds. There are simply too many "SH" and "CH" sounds that scratch at your eardrums.

>Cantonese
Believe it or not, i think Cantonese sounds way better than Mandarin. I don't know how to describe it, but Cantonese has character and soul. Mandarin sounds really hollow.

>Thai
Based on that video, it sounds like Cantonese with an Italian flavor. Not bad, pretty nice actually.

>Vietnamese
Based on that video, definitely not as smooth and flowy as Thai. That's basically it, the sentences don't have flow and the syllables don't connect with each other so to speak.

>Filipino
I have some preconceived prejudice against Tagalog, but judging by that video.. it's actually not that bad.. Sounds like a Spanish version of Cantonese.

Thanks, much appreciated.

>Vietnamese
>not using the chad accent
youtube.com/watch?v=rVgqhVdXuDA

this desu

Where is finnish

Mongolian >>>> shit >>>> piss >>>> everything else

>mongol
chinese
>korean
japanese
>mandarin
chinese
>cantonese
chinese
>thai
chinese
>vietnamese
retarded chinese
>filippino
spanish chinese, wtf weirdest

>Mongolian
Sounds like it has slavic influence

>Korean
Sounds like Japan and Vietnam had sex

>Japanese
I like the sound of Japanese.

>Mandarin
Sounds alright.

>Cantonese
Sounds a bit like Japanese

>Thai
Sounds guttural

>Vietnamese
BON HAI DAI

>Fillipino
Sounds okay.

Thai is the closest thing you'll get to "Ching Chong ping pong"

What's with the teenager voice?

>French
Corny, gay but also cute only when spoken by young girls
But I hate French because they're as loud as Chinese
>German
Nazi af but still sounds awesome
>British English
Worse than HIV
>Spanish
Hysteric
>Italian
Sounds retarded but funny in
a good way
>Slavic languages
kawaii Danish
Laryngeal cancer

Fuck off David

>indigenous scum
Don't worry, maybe one day somebody proves the Altaic family hypothesis and your shit language will be in the same family as Japanese and Korean.

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>Naziboo and Danish cancer throat bandwagon
Unironically unbased and bluepilled, how does that feel?

>Nazi af but still sounds awesome

Das ist ein SCHMETTERLING

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>Worse than HIV

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>Mandarin
>Sounds alright.

>Cantonese
>Sounds a bit like Japanese

You're retarded or you're a chink.

I'm not a chink, so I guess I'm retarded according to you.

Cantonese is the coolest

Yeah, you are. Cantonese is the complete opposite of Japanese you deaf retard.

Ok
Fine
Amazing
Fine
Fine
Bad
Bad
Kill me now
Not good

>t. Chang

>"Americans are friendly"

>Worse than HIV
For some British English accents this is very true but for others it's genuinely not the case

If you want Flip/Tagalog with no English and Spanish laon words

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DECvVpA_lcs

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi3I1QWzlQ

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I hate so-called BBC/Queen's English
Corny ones like spoken by thick eyebrow rock star(gosh I forgot his name) are fine

You know that Chinese sounds like shit when even Flip sounds 100x better.

But it’s also spoken by Taiwanese and it’s fine

Yeah I agree. The overly posh accents are genuinely revolting
South London is the best English accent. It's the accent David Bowie has for reference

Language is very important. I can not masturbate when I see a woman moaning in Chinese.

What about ilbonese?

Japanese is pretty
Mongolian sounds ok
Both Chineses and Korean are ugly
Viet, Filipino and Thai are outright unbearable

youtu.be/WeDDf5rY95k
r8 tuvan

More musical than all the languages in OP other than Japanese I'd say.
Sadly it seems to have a lot of 'r' sounds that are a bit grating to the ears.

by the way is that a gay parade why are there so many men in their undies

Is Thai the sissiest language?

Sup, Shih.

So cringy

pls just use Pacquiao News next time

youtube.com/watch?v=fCEmHtAugy8

youtube.com/watch?v=_O1qlfQokOQ

Mongolian unironically sounds like finnish and chinese mixed

Cantonese sounds like a real language compared to mandarin

Chinese is without a doubt the ugliest language in the world. It's literally the only language in the world that can be summed up in two words "ching chong". I can't think of any other language in the world that has such an iconic universal imitation.

Mongolian is godly

>dude lets make a language
>but lets make every single word have only one syllable
>why?
>because why not lmao
>"ching zhou wen sui bei chong min xiao"

Japanese is the most euphonious to my ears and all the others are one below it besides Cantonese.

Vietnamese is way worse

based

>mongol
sounds hungarian or turkish
>korean
sounds gay japanese
>japanese
ugly
>mandarin
tjing ping tjang, ugly
>cantonese
see mandarin
>thai
ugly as fuck
>vietnamese
tjing tjing ugly
>filipino
sounds like english and spanish

English is the ugliest language in the world. It's literally the only language in the world that can be summed up in two words: absolute faggotry. I can't think of any other language in the world that has such a terrible and nasal sound besides Fr*nch. Heck, it's like an effeminated form of Fr*nch invented by eunuchs and whores as their g*rmanic cunts were destroyed by Fr*nch cock so long ago.
The Peanuts' "woaoa woaoa woaoa" imitation portrays it's overall cacophonic feel perfectly.

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Just admit you're saying what you think others want you to say. I especially don't think a spaniard would find filipino unbearable since it's just island spic.

>tfw you'll never be fluent in thai

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Filipino just has loanword Spanish, all you guys saying "whoah it's like a Spanish dialect" are fucking morons.
It just has a few Spanish words thrown together randomly into the Asian word salad, same as English. It's a mutt language, like an English that instead of taking German and French loanwords took them from China and Japan.

Surprisingly, Mongolian sounds like German to me.

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>t. Edward Cheng

Holy fuck, it's somebody's actual name.

Why do you want to speak Thai, buddy?

youtube.com/watch?v=OkNoURCyjTg

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i'm confused
I don't know who's a man and who's a woman

Gf is Thai and her English is atrocious kek

>mongolian
Turkish with a lisp. not nice
>Korean
ching chong sumida. its ok
>Japan
sounds fine but im biased because im a filthy weeb
>Mandarin
Maximum ching chong
>cantonese
Whats the fucking difference with mandarin.
>Thai
Sounds kinda Indian for some reason.
>Vietnamese
Sounds like retarded Chinese.
>Filipino
So many english words. is it just the show being cool?

>Mongolian
Sounds like intro is too long and they have a mouth full of spit.
4/10

>Korean
Syllables too short ni da.
5/10

>Japanese
I understand the language so I can't really give a naive description. But the intro is too long.
Maybe more/longer pauses than the others so far.
11/10

>Mandarin
Those "R"s are disgusting. Spastic tones.
1/10

>Cantonese
Sounds a lot better than Mandarin.
7/10

>Thai
Couldn't help laughing. I suppose it's kind of cute, but might be bad if a man was speaking it.
6/10

>Vietnamese
Does everyone in Viet Nam have a cold?
4/10

>Philippines
I don't like the mixing of shitty vaguely American-accented English with what I assume is Tagalog. Ignoring the English, it sounds vaguely African/South American. Still not as bad as Mandarin.
3/10

>he unironically prefers prole speak

>Mongolian
Asian version of German. Fine I guess.
>Korean
Ugly version of Japanese.
>Japanese
Godly Yamato speech. Nothing comes even close to these heavenly sounds.
>Mandarin
Absolutely disgusting. This shouldn't be a human language.
>Cantonese
Surpisingly OK considering it's Chinese dialect.
>Thai
Sounds very soft and gentle, similar to French or Italian.
>Vietnamese
Sounds like better Mandarin but still pretty shitty.
>Filipino
Very energetic with r's like in my native Russian. Not really my cup of tea but it was much better then expected.

> Mongolian
pic
> Korean
good
> Japanese
very good
> Mandarin
> Cantonese
chong chong chong
> Thai
meh
> Vietnamese
meh
> Filipino
I'd confuse it with something Arabic if I'll hear it on a shortwave broadcast

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>>Mongolian
Sounds kind of like mixed Finnish, Hungarian and Turkish
>>Korean
Discount Chinese
>>Japanese
Sounds like spoken by kawaii desu ne robots
>>Mandarin
Doesn't event sound like a language
>>Cantonese
The British English of Asia, as in the worst
>>Thai
Sounds like a stereotypical Asian-language. but pleasant
>>Vietnamese
Like Thai but not pleasant
>>Filipino
Sounds like English with gibberish words

t. moor mutt

Mongolian sounds like Russian + Korean to me. The Thai reporter is so cute by the way..

>mongolian
based

>korean
>japanese
not that different

>mandarian
>cantonese
>thai
monosyllabic spam

>vietnamese
the above, but funnier

>filipino
spanish

Thanks, she does a lot of tech pieces.

youtube.com/watch?v=ieIN84LfenQ

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>Mongolian
asian with russian mixed
>Korean
10/10, no wonder kpop is taking over asia
>Japanese
gay and childish, perfect for anime
>Mandarin
fine
>Cantonese
similar to mandarin but worse imo
>Thai
very fast
>Vietnamese
like thai but slower
>Filipino
asian with spanish mixed

Mongolian sounds like a mix of German and Korean so it’s ugly to me.

Japanese is the best sounding Asian language

I'm American and this made me laugh. I thought you people had no sense of humor.

>So many english words. is it just the show being cool?
not sure. maybe it's a manifestation of our being USboos

Please tell me her name sir!!!

fucking comedy gold seeing Spain anons hating on people saying Filipino is like Spanish.
meanwhile in our shithole, we keep dreaming we have a drop of Spanish blood.

>So many english words. is it just the show being cool?

yeah mostly, But its a really bad example
I dont know if the Thai poster deliberately choose that to degrade us
but Thai posters here are usually assholes towards us here so not really a suprise.

Certain provinces mostly
but thats not a huge thing anymore.

Really good poetic language especially filipino

Panraphee Raphiphan

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Zing zong niihao nippon hokkaidoo

All sound same.

*nod*

Thank you bro!