The Sons of the land of free, where you at?

FUCK NY, but I'll go to the some east coast cities tho. I'm all about the West coast, Midwest and Southern states.

look at the ass on the hijabi

if any American bro ever offers me a place to stay. I dont even need a visa, someone please.

habibi, lets go together

>Niagara Falls
>Appalachian Mountains
>Ozark Mountains
>Gulf Coast
>New England
>Great Lakes
>entire state of Alaska
You even forgot a lot of interesting places in the west/southwest, like Utah's national parks, or Glacier in Montana.
Point being, there's more picturesque sites in the United States than any one man could see in a lifetime, so it's not fair to say "Fuck everything else".

Fuck yeah bruh let's do it. I have nothing going on starting first October, and I the only cities I really wanna go to are Seattle and San Diego I also really wanna catch Joe Rogan, bill burr show at the comedy store in la, im flexible on everything else btw

but America is too huge dude, I might not have all the time, and most important all the money, hence I'm looking for a job in America to fund my road trip.

You better have a roommate lined up as most jobs do not pay enough for a single person to live off of unless you are qualified for higher positions.

Sounds lovely. Well, I'm ready so should we meet halfway tho? Bill Burr, fucking yes, but fuck that snake oil selling bald bastard.

you should try to find work relatively close to things you want to see, and then just take shorter road trips in your time off. a month long road trip across the entire country is pretty expensive, and you will probably get tired of driving after a few days of it

I thought you had a decent amount of jobs because workers can get fucked over more

When do you wanna go? I need at least a month to deal with visa shit. Also how old Are you? I'm mid twenties so not escorting zoomers or.teenagers

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aslong as you don't fug its legal
also i live in san diego i could show you around
full disclosure i am a zoomer

I've all he time in the world my friend till March next year, but I wanna go Semp or Oct and fucking hell yeah I'm an old boomer fag 23. Also its easy when two bros go, we can take a turn riding that corola shitbox.

That's my plan hence I'm looking now some jobs at Midwest and Southern areas.

New York, the state, is rather nice but there are nicer places to go. New York City is truly a sight to witness, but just like other major cities people will try to pick your pockets so you need to be aware of this. Middle US? if you want to call it that, is farm country. Mardi Gras in New Orleans might be fun for food, drink, and titty flashings. Other than this, Southern Florida would be the interesting place to go because of the tropical climate and reptiles everywhere. You can eat alligator which tastes pretty good. I'm from Texas and to be honest, unless you're interested in hunting and fishing, or star gazing in the far west near New Mexico, its not very interesting. Tornado chasing might be fun in the pan handle and Oklahoma. I get wood for severe storms, but you might be wired differently. If you do go to the east coast, you might be interested in driving over to the Smoky Mountains. It's not as spectacular as the Rocky Mountains, but it is very pretty in autumn.

On the topic of driving. There are many small towns that get most of their money writing speeding tickets, so be careful not to go over 10mph. You could still get a ticket for doing 5mph over but it is less likely. If you intend on never returning to the US, tear up the tickets when you get back home. It's what I would do.

How does this sound realistically speaking burger anons?

Land in NY (cheapest flight from here)

Stay for the 3 days drive to Boston stay for 3 days. Drive down to w. Virginia (just to blast that fucking song bruh) maybe watch a Nascar shit or whatever, down to Miami 3 days, across to Austin, then all the way to LA, san Diego, San Fran, (at least 10 days in that area), drive up to Colorado, then end it in Seattle?

Oh shit I forget about New Orleans I really wanna see that city. Also is Chicago worth visiting at all?

Give me a throaway email I'll hit you up bru

dude, 10 days you would not even fucking male it to Kentucky let alone LA and West coast. America is insanely fucking huge.

Also its possible to find a job and travel around a bit, but you need a more time. I have friends who did the same in Australia and worked picking apples and shit

P,s to Americans bros, are people still inhabit fucking Delaware? I wanna see that shithole just for Aubrey Plaza's sake

Yh dude I'm not counting the driving days. Anyway why are you obsessed with finding a job there? You don't really believe that picking apples or working in a warehouse pays higher than what you get in Finland right?

lol, Parks and Rec fan? If you are near Chicago I am in the burbs and will give you a place to crash

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I wanna travel around at least 4 to 5 months and that's pretty costy as fuck, and meanwhile I dont wanna spend all my savings. So if I hussle a month or two, I can comfortably travel around easily in 3 months. Yeah call me a penny pincher, but I swear I'm not even a jew.

Makes total sense bruh, if you're going for that long then you might wanna look at the "Work and travel" program, they set you up with a job before you even arrive in the USA and you can leave it at any time and start your journey, you'd also be working legally since you'd get a swt visa. The only problem is you don't pick exactly where the job is

>"Work and travel
bruh I finished uni this summer, so I cant apply that program. Better plan and try my luck

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Email em here if you're serious about this and let's talk. My friends are all either pussies or wage cucks and would never do such a thing.
Hit me up if you really wanna do it lad

This, it's better to just list places to avoid like san diego california or hawthorne nevada