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Would rather be gay

I am Chinese, Also
>If you come to Australia
Why would anyone want to

Yeah yeah arms and shoulders

>Why would anyone want to
>one of the highest standards of living in the world
>high average wage
>clean cities
>nice people
>great universities
>good weather (on the coast)

would you prefer to have sex with a black girl
or an asian guy (top(lol))

do you have ketchup, though

Asian guy easily

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yes, it's just not the norm

no.

what can i do at home right now?

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God women are fucking stupid
Yeah, but it's fucking hot

what about black girl or white guy (top)?

burpees
jumping jacks
knee highs
bear crawls
mountain climbers
plank

White guy

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I only know how to do planks, and probably cant do jumping jacks effectively

Only during the peak of summer, when it gets up to the high 30's and low 40's (and very rarely the mid 40's, but that's only happened in my lifetime like twice). During spring and autumn we have an average temperature of like 20-25, and during winter 10-15. Also, I'll repeat, stick to the east coast and you'll be fine. Here in Melbourne we have great weather.

do you ever worry about having no ability to defend yourself? or do you just not leave the house?

I'm straight and I'd rather fuck a white guy than a black girl desu

Lmao getting a gf means taking risks, even risking heartbreak or her cheating on you or it not working out
Even if everything goes well and you're perfect for each other, and even if you never have any arguments one of you may die before the others and it'll hurt them severely
Why not just not even try and feel really regretful but do nothing

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>you will never wake up to this

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Also shit internet

Yeah I won't deny that one. It's fucking embarrassing that third world shitholes in Africa have better wifi than us.

Maybe the internet isn't upside down while you are

so basically you would fuck anyone else over a black girl?

Race doesn't exist

My race is Hispanic

My Race is thr grandprix

Yes

>want to do MDMA and use more psychedelics but my eyes are light blue so the large pupils stick out like a sore thumb
not fair ;_;

trains are cool, NA is based for freight trains

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>red sox humiliate the yankees

its a good day

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even a black guy?

get colored contacts

no and yes

time for bed, son

>implying anyone would say no to a nice bbc

do you at least carry a knife or something? i could literally ass rape you if i felt compelled to

why do you love black guys but hate black women, though

where do you live that this is your mindset. children must be fucking terrified to go outside where you live

No.

This is why no one likes Australia

>I wear colored contacts so people don't know I'm on mdma

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planet earth, wake up, boy. lol, can you at least run?

okay so black girl or black guy, what do you choose?

this shit is cheap my man

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>This is why no one likes Australia
lmfao we're much more liked than americans are

you must live in a real shithole if people have to constantly be afraid that people will ass rape them if they dont carry a weapon with them constantly

youtu.be/N0gb9v4LI4o

put on some weight, bud. that's all i've got to say. might help ya get a gf/wife, no woman wants a man who can't defend her let alone himself.

that's what you think

im not the original poster, but your perception of reality is that of somebody who lives in a real shithole or somebody that has mental issues

No, I don't carry anything. I live in a pretty safe city.

Watching a documentary on netflix about a 45 y/o virgin seeing a prostitite

>tfw ugly

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me in 15 years

you're a dumbo

quora.com/I-feel-no-sympathy-for-the-homeless-because-I-feel-like-it-is-their-own-fault-Are-there-examples-of-seemingly-normal-and-respectable-people-becoming-homeless/answer/Jacqueline-Homan?share=1
wow

my ears won't pop, wtf do I do?

>homeless people all over my city
>the city has places all over where homeless can get a free meal and shelter
>tons of social programs to house them
>jobs absolutely every even extremely entry level factory jobs that accept literally anybody
>homeless people get dropped off and picked up by expensive cars in the same exact spot every day

it's ok mexicanon, you can fix (mask) that with weights

no you can’t

youtube.com/watch?v=OwkqC4px1ws
youtube.com/watch?v=Lc5zUFDXzLw

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>you just gotta pick up heavy things bruh it worked for me

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So how to bee confident?

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Grand prix wasn't this fast!

Become a hot thot

>Being a slave

I'd rather be homeless

I live in the bay area and today I met a Salvadoran-American man at work. It was funny because I always thought he was black, but he just grew up in Oakland among black people, and he had a very strong black accent. His baby's mama is a black woman and he told me thought I was a white (ie. Anglo) guy because I wore glasses and was shy (I guess Mexicans are loud?). It was weird and made me wonder how 2 hispanic guys could end up so differently.

It made me think of how a lot of what we think about race is shaped by culture as well.

tried monster zero ultra
it was vile and i tossed it after two sips

t .zoomer

Wondering how he khs.
I hope he didn't suffer

i find this anecdote rather unimpressive

I want a gf that I could train at the gym until she's so strong she could kick my ass

I represent all mexicans

someone needs to kys you then

Wouldn't you want to live in one of these?

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i would live in a cave if i could

>Be me
>Be a dumb ass 5th grader
> Read a book about Europe
>"Hehehe, Czechoslovakia"
>Girl next to me laughs her ass off
>Says Czechoslovakia again
>Girl is in tears
>This girl is the new girl, so she has no fucking idea what kind of fucked up shit I've done in the past
>Every time I walk by her desk, I whisper "
Czechoslovakia"
>When she gets up to show her power point, you can here a faint "Czechoslovakia"
>Instead of saying good bye at the end of the day I say "Czechoslovakia"
>Almost every conversation has "Czechoslovakia" in it
>She continues to laugh her ass off
>Continue to say "Czechoslovakia", every week saying it faster
>She laughs even more
>She became a cool kid
>Got invited to her Cool Kid birthday party\
>Continues to say "Czechoslovakia"
>This was an inside joke however
>The other students get really fucking confused when they here a random "Czechoslovakia"
>Classmates get pissed off
>Whole class gets angry when ever they hear "Czechoslovakia" except that girl, she always laguhs
>I was never caught as the kid who kept saying "Czechoslovakia"
>The girl sadly moved in 6th grade
>To this day, nobody knows who the "Czechoslovakia" kid was
>I moved schools
>I now randomly say "Czechoslovakia" during classes and every body gets confused as fuck

This my friends, is how the power of Czechoslovakia can do you good

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did not happen

reddit

didnt read any of that ill be honest

>be me 40
>year 2025
>wife wants abortion I convince her let's have bby
>go to doctor get tests
>it's gay and retarded
>wife is ecstatic
>try to buy gun to kill self
>2 year waiting period. And not a paying member of the communist party so probably won't be approved.
>try to raise gay retarded son
>everyday is suffering
>show him the ancient sport of golf
>gay son is good, like 10 handicap good. I am ecstatic
>communist party bans golf because white people
>mfw

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this

wish I brought my copypastas over to the new computer

WHy not just get a job as a dishwasher? Any shit restaurant would accept her.

Just busted a fat nut all over your dads face.

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lol

classic
her expression gets me every time

I too, wish I had a QT, white grillfriend.

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