heterosexual edition
/ausnz/
Jackson Bailey
Luke Cruz
Sick thread
Ayden Myers
how's your day been
Alexander Watson
>currently on grindr
kek, guess i better show myself out, meanies
Parker Cook
Incel Zodiac Killer when
Dominic Evans
since when did it say no homos
Robert Reed
>heterosexual edition
I'm also not gay, just a bifag
Gavin James
lol gay
Gavin Robinson
well ya got me there, what can i say
William Edwards
just kidding mate. kinda want to make an account myself but afraid of STD's
James Brown
come join discord: 5WTmuNH
no yanks allowed
Chase Nelson
too many autismoyanks in /brit/ can I post here?
Christian Bennett
sure
Adrian Long
cool
is this like /rug/lite or what?
Juan Jenkins
no
Blake Bennett
leave now
Chase Taylor
Use a condom? Fairly common sense lol
William Bell
i'm just paranoid desu
Camden Rogers
do you lads know turtle?
Logan Wright
Hey smolboi, when is your trip down to Rotorua?
Liam James
next weekend, why?
Josiah Richardson
No reason really.
Just curious is all.
Blake Perry
i'm hoping i don't get molested desu
Kevin Wood
I honestly would have thought the opposite.
Adam Ross
that's true. how do i get myself molested then?
Justin Hill
>gays
Angel Morgan
Faggots
lol
Connor Adams
i'm not gay
Michael Parker
Wouldn't have a clue buddy.
Thats something you're gonna have to figure out yourself.
Don't you sleep with another guy on the regular?
Andrew Mitchell
Would you swear to that?
Ethan Gutierrez
I don't see your point
Colton Lewis
I'll ask rotorua to help find some shady spots
what makes you gay? if i suck a dick for $$ is that gay or business
Kayden Carter
Never mind then.
Just get him to molest you, would be a bit quicker then waiting around.
Landon Campbell
Sounds good. Hope he's fine with molestation
Xavier Cox
Why wouldn't he be?
I'm sure he'd be thrilled to get the chance.
Eli Foster
i'll prepare
Daniel Stewart
>if i suck a dick for $$ is that gay or business
Depends what you charge.
Connor Flores
what's a good price
Jaxon Bell
I usually do it for bus fare so that's a good price
Jeremiah Perez
What about if i do it for free but i don't take any pleasure from it
Gabriel Baker
ave cisgender heterosexuality
Landon Morris
Well as long as you are not paying them it's okay and not gay
Xavier White
ave, true to Kaiser
Eli Hughes
ok thanks i'll start my dick sucking career
Carter Hall
$40, or $50 to cum in your mouth. Anything less is officially gay.
Camden Moore
>tfw masturbated to a boy the other day
I think you have infected me
Anthony Allen
even this is gay, 4000 or 5000$ minimum
Brody Scott
who was it
Parker Bailey
I can't tell you, you will bully
Austin Collins
why would i bully you for being a fag
be more worried about shariah
Charles Cook
Good to hear
Fuck off, that's far too expensive
Ideally I recommend going for curious highschoolers so hang out around schools giving suck for either $10 or two cans of energy drink
Jaxson Allen
It was anzu wasn't it
He's such a semondemon
Angel Hill
if i sleep with a boy how do i make it not gay
Ayden Garcia
Unironically, fuck him from behind. Pretend it’s a girl. Done it before, it mostly works.
Mason Collins
but what if i'm the one getting fucked
Michael Rodriguez
Be dressed in female clothing
Isaac Walker
Are you feminine?
Nicholas Barnes
ok i'll put on some thigh highs next time
i would say so
David Robinson
>i would say so
Post pic so I can judge properly.
Gabriel Ortiz
>Pol Pot so I can judge properly
Ryan Turner
hmm
Ayden Reyes
my pp is hard
Jace Jenkins
Then stick dick in squid
Parker Jackson
but squid isn't real and my dick needs to get stuck somewhere
Hunter Robinson
Same lol
Anthony Adams
post
Benjamin Thompson
Then just stick it in me
Aiden Watson
>heterosexual edition
>everyone is a faggot
what did they mean by this?
Mason Anderson
okay where should i meet you so i can shove my cock somewhere
we're discussing how to make it not gay
Jordan Ramirez
>we're discussing how to make it not gay
If a dick goes into a guy, it's gay, bro.
Hunter Young
but what if the guy is wearing a skirt
James Richardson
Oh great, my roof is pissing itself again
I'm under your bed right now.
Logan Carter
my bed doesn't have any space under it at all. you really are middle school sized
Logan Ramirez
Can you see the dick while you fuck him in the skirt?
Justin Kelly
not if i'm the one getting fucked
Cooper Watson
the problem is, there's very few logical arguments as to why getting a dick rammed into you isn't gay; i can think of some if you're the top but not the bottom
Logan Bennett
i don't need to explan myself to you. i'm not a homo
Angel Torres
if you're the one talking about wearing a skirt and getting fucked up the ass, yeah, you sort of are....
Oliver Thomas
skirts don't make you a homo and neither does letting another man show his appreciation of your personality with his cock
Ayden Foster
I am NOT a middleschooler!!!
Will not be letting you stick your dick in my now
Jacob Morris
Joseph Rodriguez
you're short enough to be one
hot
Jose White
Fuck off
I'm not even the shortest person here
Ian Baker
what's your height then, midgetboi
Henry Allen
We've been over this before
172.5cm
Henry Long
we have? my memory is shit
>172
kek fucking middle schooler
Gabriel Gray
Dunno that might have been someone else
Anyway fuck off that's average height, I am not small
Jack Lewis
>average height
maybe in some 3rd world chink country. small cunt confirmed
Luke Flores
saw a chink walking down my road
Jacob Harris
What were they doing out of the fish and chip shop?
Landon Collins
they actually were the owners of the local fish and chip shop, no joke
Wyatt Hill
Here in Australia there's heaps of fish and chips places owned by Asians. They're nowhere near as good as ones owned by Greeks.
Isaac Long
It should be illegal for wh*tiods to run Fish & Chip shops
Nicholas Wright
say that to my face
>t. fish and chip shop owner
Christian Jackson
It's just a constant back and forth isn't it
Chase Collins
yeah
Gabriel Rivera
Oh fug :DDD
What a guess.
Benjamin Jenkins
i think they were at least. they looked similar
Colton James
*slaps u*
Caleb Hall