Culture Pals - /cp/

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Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

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/ajengs
>i'm a simple spoiled brat
For some reason this gets me rock hard

How can I tell if I'm shadowbanned

-0 wievs
-0 message

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I know lad, I know.

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>qt that's so perfect and has the same hobbies and experiences as me and actually thinks im cute
>on the other side of the fucking world

why is life like this

The mods send you message saying you got dabbed on

Oh, so people are just ignoring me
How do you even get people to respond to you on this dumb website anyway

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just
1.update profile
2.keep logging in and out every 4 minutes
=.gain hunreds of weivers

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>think of qt
>start feeling funny

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the moment you don't care anymore, that's when the qts start messaging
>also
script for views

come join discord full of QTs: 5WTmuNH

no yanks allowed

is it flirting if you call her voice cute? asking for my dads cousin who never learned how to flirt with girls

Never seen a girl who minded being called cute
Girls like compliments

What's interpals for? Why not just talk among ourselves on Jow Forums?

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are you a cute girl?

hi, how are you

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It's for meeting even more autists in case Jow Forums isn't enough

This

>in case Jow Forums isn't enough
but in this case you can see what they really look like

Not sure if this makes me like my qt more or not.

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When is it safe to ask for a qt's skype or social media lads? She's learning English so I guess I could pull the "practice" excuse.

As soon as you can. Probably after you know you have something in common or some reason to speak to her, like practicing English.

Well I've talked to her for a bit and we hit it off pretty well, so I've been thinking of offering to help her on Skype or something. Maybe I'll ask her today.

ask her if shed like to practice pronunciation

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>i dont like racism
beta

I think he had to say that so he can get tiddies from as many countries possible.

>I don't talk to xenophobes
>Everyone is equal
>I support LGBT
>I think immigration is a good thing

Offering to help without any flirting is just asking to be put into the friend zone

I know, it's just an excuse.

It’s just an excuse but does she know that? Or will she just think you are a nice guy offering to help her.

She probably figured out that teaching her English is the least of my concerns while we spoke through messaging. I just wanna ask in a non-needy way.

If I call a girl cute she will tell me to get away from her right now or she's going to call the cops
I wish I lived in a first world country so I could just bag qts from the third world through the vague implicit promise of money/citizenship

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dafaq is this /mysterious-angel

It's not gay if a girl is doing it to you

>I wish I lived in a first world country so I could just bag qts from the third world through the vague implicit promise of money/citizenship

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>Talk all kinds of stuff with brit girl.
>Actual constructive and fun talks about conspiracies, how society's going bad shit crazy with feminism and public apologies, music and film etc
>Have a real shit day 2 days ago and I sequester myself from any social media
>Can't think of anything to write, still kindof shaking it off yesterday
>go to reply today
>She's deleted her profile and sent m a message about how I'm the only one she spoke to, always was a pleasure talking to me and all that
>Can't get in contact because that's the only one I had

Fucking shitballs. I feel horrid.

tfw had the same experience, it's a shitty feeling but desu you can't do much about it when it gets to that point

just take note of it for a future qt and don't make the same mistakes

Yeah. she thinks I cut her off and shit. I didn't want it to end this way. Only thing I can do is keep her messages in case she comes back and I can see that ASAP.

Goddamnit. I'm sorry.

feeling might get worse when you find out you'll never find a similar qt

it only gets worse from here, prepare yourself
you'll be alright

No, it wasn't like that. There was no romantic interest, we didn't flirt or talk like that at all, just legit fun conversation. 100% honest talk. I'm just bummed she's there somewhere in London probably feeling like shit because of me. when I wasn't even paying attention these past two days, I came online for like 2 seconds and instantly felt like I needed alone time and closed the tab.

I've never and probably will never have a qt that gets so upset when I don't talk to her.
>tfw no gf

Told my qts that I’ve got a motorcycle and they are all instantly more interested. Why haven’t you started riding yet?

How hard is it to ride a motorcycle if you're a limp-wristed manlet that can't keep himself balanced?

Enough stupid life choices, don't need another

about as hard as for anyone else? c'mon, you gotta have confidence

you can be good at everything if you try

the hardest thing in this world is getting a qt

it's not fair, damn it

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You can't do it if you are ugly.

the hell you can't. even ugly old farts can

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>10 views
>3 messages

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can someone please explain the script to me im stupid :(

being average like most guys here is more than enough

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Saw a couple of fat boomers with Thai wives at a thermal bath today
Never let that become you lads

You have to install tempermonkey and copy the code

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Do you guys ever wonder if you’ll ever end up with a nice woman or you’ll have to settle for some shit-tier whore? It makes me depressed to think about

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I sometimes weigh up if I'd rather be alone my whole life or settle for a chinky
Either way I wouldn't be having kids which is the goal

I want children. I want to end up with a med lady. A man can dream

Is my profile good? I think it's alright, but outside opinion is always helpful. I seem to get a good number of views and replies when I'm online.

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>unironically using the word yielded
>describing yourself as reclusive
>that entire second paragraph
bruh...

Don’t be this honest about yourself.

you seem super autistic by the way you write

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I was thinking that I might be a tad bit too honest myself, which is how I am in reality. I thought about removing reclusive, but what's wrong with the second paragraph?

I'm fine with people in real life but I'm pretty autistic in writing.

>I have multiple guns

Dude cringe

>what's wrong with the second paragraph?
It reads like a 15 year old edge lord wrote it

O Jesus Holly Christ, just look at your moms, i bet they are ugly as fuck but it's not reason for your fathers to be unhappy with their wives.

>This is exactly how middle-age man take a photo
I think I just got btfo

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Alright, upon examining the replies, I suppose my profile requires improvement.
What could I do better?

>type 5 sentences
>she responds with 2 words or not at all
holy fucking shit I hate women why the fuck are they like this reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if you're not interested just say so

Why does nobody even read my private messages :(

Got my first nudes today lads

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Cunt?

A yank from Seattle

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lad, post

Where is proofs Billy? People need proofs.

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This is the furthest I've ever gotten, I ain't throwing it away

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You're not gonna let the boys down are you?

Sometimes you have to aim lower. Ugly girls might have good personalities.

Post your profile

Good job cunt

>furthermore, I completely disregard the opinions of others about myself.

It’s good that you do that but putting it on your profile makes it look like someone hurt you and you’re trying to prove you don’t care when really you do.

Just be yourself

You must be more Autistic than me.

Shit, you're right, aren't you? I should probably reword.

are you the guy with no profile pic?

What a lousy afternoon
One day I'll get to understand my qt

Yes

You should probably get some feedback from your english teacher too.

Well then, there you go, having a picture is essential.

How do I take the best pictures, George? I need the views.

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Thanks Oliver

Meeting up with a half Irish half German tinder grill in a few minutes
Her family is very christian and they are leaving this evening, if they find us together I’m fucked
Wish me luck lads

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>half Irish
Dire but good luck anyway

>subtly flirt with qt
>Haha, say that in French and I might blush and thank you

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Gimme gimme, I'll translate.

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Do this help talking to girls?

I'm on the main page and all the guys on there are better than me

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