/brit/

I'm Australian and I'm soft because I live and grew up in inner eastern Melbourne

Good morning lads. Im in the train to toil. When does toil start for /brit/

NEETgang
NEETgang
NEETgang

Can we have an all white thread please

fuck off

The virgin walk

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1 hour

Toil ENDS in 4 hours for me.

The moment you're born

My savages, my savages, my savages
I’m always dressing fresher than a mannequin
I grew up in a ruthless ass environment
I’m on the phone with yo, I ask him how the trial went
35 racks is how my day was spent
I gotta cock it back, that’s how my day would get
You got me thinking all these bitches artificial
The way you acting you must don’t respect a real nigga

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too late

This includes me then.

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The whiteness of this thread has been broken

Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy Robinson
Ohhhh
Tommy Tommy

Pregnancy

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Managing two Yank interns at the moment
Actually dread having to interact with them they’re the biggest neeks

Say things like ‘lit’ and ‘deadass’ Unironically

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FOOKIN FREE TOMMEH

Eyes prove racial purity never seen a black man with blue eyes before

are they chocolate americans?

tewn:

youtube.com/watch?v=rGp8waWiIoE

Kek

*makes the monkey jump through hoops*

literally had a [half] black mate with blue eyes in secondary school. No bullshit.

My ass lit on fire when I sat on a candle and now it's dead.

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Imagine being the sort of ponce who watches Crufts

Head wobbling status: overdue

never seen an honest wh*te man

hello marcus

It's not totally rare among half white half Caribbean people. Probably because their ancestors were already raped ahah

Nope, white mid-westerners

what about honest Abe Lincoln

>A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don't mean to anybody in the real world.

abe was a black muslim

Need a mixed gf

youtube.com/watch?v=OoJyyfmfpK0

Politicians don't lie

thinks she's balding

Bright and early for the daily races.

what are they doing in the UK? how does someone who speaks like that even get a visa?

why are you allowing interns to use slang in front of you?
you limp-wristed loser

why are you off parole for larping as a terrorist

says the man who will never get a visa to any first world contry again in his life

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>americans use american slang
Fckin weird mate

Googled fancy cheese on toast and IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN it's just cheese on toast but it's on a block of wood

i swear to God i'm this close *hand gesture indicating closeness* to getting a vpn so i never have to hear about mark again. I'M NOT HIM. STFU ALREADY.

business idea: start referring to black women as negresses

YEAHHH.

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we know it’s you mark

let me guess it was sourdough bread with brie?

obviously mark would say this
plus you act pretty aspie

hey its marky mark

Hello Mark

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. ABOUT. MARK.

mark

Very Mark-like post

sordough bread and peanut butter

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Mark Harding, the Jersey Jihadist

VERY aspie post

literally nothing wrong with peanut butter you kike

Repeat after me: Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani

long live the islamic state of jersey and the channel islands (ISJCI)
praise allah and his messenger mohammad

Anyone ever think about writing a book?

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Sheikh Niggerman al-Pooani

Repeat after me. 9/11 is still the heavy weight champion of terrorist attacks

>being this new

>books
>2018

LOL

I'll just leave this here

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based

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It's like a tranny man competing in the women's olympics tbf.

Bataclan was better because everyone with a brain knew it was coming and wasn't surprised unlike 9/11

writing a series at the moment
may self-publish on amazon as it's pretty good so far

What genre?

Best soundtrack.

how many with actual autism? makes u think

CHEDDAR MANDEM

>I brag about how much time i've spent on a mongolian throat singing image board

fuck off reddit

back to 9gag gramps

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I think given enough factors we could get this number down pretty low.

went downstairs to get breakfast and mum was like "arent you supposed to be at work today?" and i just said "yeah" and walked out the room lmfao

Lad the two tallest buildings on earth were levelled and 3000 people died 9/11 was natural disaster level

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I'M THE OLDEST NIGGA ON THIS FORUM
NONE OF YOU FAKE NIGGAS BEEN HERE LONGER THAN ME
NOW SHUT YOU TRAP MOUTHS
AND SHOW ME SOME DAMN RESPECT

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>tallest buildings on earth
tallest office buildings maybe

Nice was the terrorist attack that hit me the most.

Imagine living in a country without freedom of speech

seems like the UK average is around 1%
this poster is obviously autistic so that really seems suspicious

[(You) redacted due to hate-speech content.]

I know like when that American kid went to prison for threatening to kill someone on runescape

>watching kino with big sister
>kissing scene comes on
>"user how come you've never had a girlfriend?"

What's the best response to this?

Imagine living in a country with property taxes.