/brit/

>can't control my anger

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i love toil

post CHOONS lads
youtube.com/watch?v=s1CY9AYUa7U

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calm down

never held hands romantically with a girl

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you first

Ahhh yes yes "shaving" a thing with no health benefits I'm expected to do every day wasting 5 minutes of my morning to look ""presentable"" to Mr.Toilberg

call the king a bender

>its actually peng having a bear...
You're ok mate beards are for tramps I can afford Razer blades

Ooh baby you're so esoteric so post modern

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Chasing pavements is Adele's best song.

any gay nigger man in?

Fat bitch can't chase anything

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trying too hard it stops being funny

broke: drinking beer or other low alcohol beverages(even worse if you're doing it "with the lads)

woke: getting pissed on hard liquor on a weekday alone in your room

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you'll be tasting pavements in a minute, sunshine

sad, sad little man

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reply to me again josie and ill spin your jaw cunt

just met tommy robinson, called him a hero and he told me to fuck off and started saying ching chong over and over again while pulling his eyes

the fucking nerve of that pathetic little worm.

the beatles
the rolling stones
the who
the kinks

rank them

Quite rude

did a read about the national action arrests and found out that one of these mongs actually went to my school

no you won't

I like the beat on this one
youtube.com/watch?v=kWhR0RMcdfw

cont.

(medium close up) user pulls the cutlery draw towards himself. swiftly takes out the cheese grater and butter knife. he thrusts his hips forwards, not needing to use his hands to close the draw.

(extreme close up) the bread leaps out from the toaster in a dramatic fashion. it is done.

(close up) user first butters the toast and then grates the cheese passionately onto the toast, channeling his inner nigella lawson.

(close up) user looks out the window to catch a glimpse of the weather. it is a sunny peaceful day,

stay tuned for the final part

shit
shit
shit
shit

next

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1. the kinks
2. the beatles
3. the who
4. the rolling stones
all great though

Rollin in the greeegs the sausage rolls are deeeeeep we could have ate them alll

good post

Have genuinely never listened to any of them willingly

what season were you all born in? for me, it's autumn

Winter

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i don't care

not giving that info out you identity thief

*spins your jaw*
heh...

spring

if this actually is josie did you FONT me last thread because you guessed who I was or do you just FONT anyone these days?

saw a really fit bird outside on my morning walk lads

wanted to tell her I'd proper shag her but I know i cant haha

need to shag a girl lads

going to do a wank now to cool off haha

you know I've changed my mind
I am now a fan of the fancy cheese on toast gimmick

winter master race

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>going to do a wank now to cool off haha
battling the ol' one eyed warrior are we?

I'm not actually josie people just call me that for some reason

>enter thread
>read this post first

honestly hate you disgusting virgin freaks

fuck off you ruin the mood

fuck you josie

In an alternate universe you're a virgin

>im not josie
classic josie move.

fuck off josie

unnecessary

stop trying to fit in and fuck off to /cum/

just ate a slice of some cake thinking it was buttercake but it turned out to be madeira

will surely take your advice just as soon as you fuck off to /balt+ausnz/

stupid fucking newcunt FONC

check your privilege slut

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Name options reply verification i'm not a robot

Been posting here since long before /balt/+/ausnz/ existed, jog on yanky

Posting from toil lads haha

bored of you. if i even so much as find out you even READ my post i'll smash your jaw into a fine particulate of powders and ship it off to china to be made into medicine.

Trying too hard to fit in fuck off

actual josie

no such thing as morals exists. Nothing I can't see exists, actually

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hows russia lad

love are good yank

doug you ranked very highly in the /brit/poster rankings last night
suspiciously so, in fact

Giving /brit/ the early morning Rick and Morty stare

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ta lad x
fuck off

dire. grim. good thing I don't leave the room

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man i hate when part of your hair just won't sit down

Must have missed it lad. I'm about to end my break in a few minutes

what do you do

guess what I close my eyes and you all go *poof*

*goes poof*

>on a date with a yank girl
>cold night
>we walk out of the pub
>"user! Let's hold hands"
>"I-I've got pretty cold hands"
>"give em here"
*rubs my hands between hers and blows on them*
*slips her fingers between mine*
"there we go :)"
fucked it up later that night because I was """depressed""" but that part was nice

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Technician at a government laboratory. That all I'll say. I essentially get dizzy off acetone all day haha

you blew it

cont

(close up exterior shot looking in to the kitchen) user has a contemplative expression on his face. he snaps back out of it and continues to grate the rest of the cheese down to a little nub.

(close up back inside the kitchen) he uses his hands to get the little remnants of cheese on the grater. he sprinkles it lightly onto the toast.

(extreme close up) user puts the cutlery into the sink. the tap is used briefly to rinse if the butter and cheese.

(mid shot) the lurpak butter and the little nub of mature cheddar cheese is promptly put back into the fridge.

(wide shot) he grabs some kitchen roll and then proceeds to grab his morning meal. his famed cheese on toast.

(extreme close up) user takes a firm bite and is met with wide eyed joy. his hard work this morning has paid off.

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Back to toil lads. See you all later

yall a strig ass nigga

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yeah see you later doug

righto

just had honey flavoured cheerios