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*wanks in front of u*
hahah

I want a partner, but every user i find online, every person on every e-dating service are always just boring, empty, bland and stupid. Or worse, completely buttfuck r9k tier ugly.
What do lads?

cry about it on the internet
>t. expert

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Already have B)

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dk mate

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Fuck I hate Paraguay

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date a man
works 100% of the time, 50% of the time.

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Why does my TV connected to my PC flicker when I watch netflix but not youtube?

that's much better, just don't get an std

*reaches for magnifying glass*

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[spoiler]Been trying to.Pays to be bi?[/spoiler]

but sometimes it's just so tempting to go in raw

mate that's fucking gay and not christian at all

my cock is huge i'll have you know

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Dunno, try jiggling the cable

Time to wank to some boys being forced to crossdress and then raped.
Literally S-tier fetish

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Sure it is.

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link some stuff right now mate or i'll be forced to murder you

i need a magnum condom for my magnum dong

just make sure the young twink is clean, or just get an std, either or.

pics or nothing~

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exhentai.org/g/409064/d4f29fbf29/
exhentai.org/g/1017124/2bc3ce27bc/
exhentai.org/g/993466/823aca520a/
Those are my doujins of choice for tonight

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Turns out a few anons want their mothers to die

i'm not posting my fucking dick on an internet forum

only my stomach is fair game

it's a full 6 inches of STEEL

ok lad i'll get my cock out

Just get a virgin then

>finding a virgin on grindr

i was a virgin on grindr for about an hour before the 5th horny 42 year old creep messaged me

kek

>fucking anyone older than their mid 20's on grindr
user you ain't doing it right

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i'll prove my dick is big in person then

I dont get out much

mate wtf this manga is for homosexuals

but i do get in much, if ya know what i mean

Alright boys, rate my wank

Starting off with gay shit
exhentai.org/g/1241273/26ce15d2f6/
exhentai.org/g/1216134/8dfeae0c49/
Then moving on to some femdom
exhentai.org/g/859691/a4cf4f32aa/
exhentai.org/g/1023569/0a1ec4d258/

bro i'm working my dick as hard as i can already i'm going to break it off

n-nani

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in a non lewd fashion pervo

Yep, perfect for you.

8/10

If I'm a man, is it gay to have sex with my male cat even though he looks very feminine?

call me a homo one more time and i will beat you off (up)

lol

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Nyaa homo

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Can we get Winston to nuke niggerland now?

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*beats you off (up)*

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Unless it benefits goldcard holders I doubt he will.
Either way I get off

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>getting off from beatings

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What kind of vanillafag doesn't

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I get off to being dominated but that's because i'm a twink faggot

hitting is degenerate and so r u lol

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Jow Forumsing the girl be replaced by boomerjak

This is not allowed

If you're a twink faggot you'll probably get beaten at some point, you may as well enjoy it
Screw the rules

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i'm too cute to get beaten up fuck u

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Nasty fetish.

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You'll be beaten up because you are cute
I'd love for some big Magyar boy who's covered and hair and speaks in grunts to plunder and pillage my body

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okay slapping places would be kinda fun, but that's it!

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But I am a twink faggot too, can't beat up others.

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terrible

Might go and do some a self-flagellation

How about giving it a good twist, or even a shock from a car battery
It wouldn't take much, I'd do most of the worth for ya
Nah it's Tokyo drift

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twisting or no deal desu

>self-flagellation
how tf do you do that

No desu. I can't dominate.

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oooooo Saya is very cute as always today!

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bondage is lewd

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this manga is good as heck

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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what's happening

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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why are you screaming

don't make me shove a sock in your mouth

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are australian girls slutty irl? every time i see an australian girl on social media she is a huge slut

yes

Tommorrow I will go to the garage & get some rope & practice tying a noose.

Got drunk yesterday
went to a gay club with some friends
danced my ass off

never felt more secure about my sexuality in my life

just stop mate. otherwise ward time

based and redpilled

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I've been getting fucked mostly every day for the past two weeks but I'm all out of money and drugs what do I do?

Depression has made me really aggressive I already smashed my my laptop & phone totalling $3,100 AUD.

get fucked

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ayyy lad

that's the plan but I need intoxicating substances to get royally fucked again, I've got a party to go to too

suck dick for $$$

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I'm sorry I don't want to follow in ur fotsteeps senpai

>he doesn't degrade himself for drug money
lol

It's inevitable that I will end up going back. Least I have a new Optus SIM card with 5 gb of data on it & 10 gb of streaming data.

I degrade others for my drug money.

Having Aspergers is suffering the potential that could have been. Parent fucked up badly.

Badass

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Good night.

Good night buddy.

Got back from biking. Still awake Kiwis and Kangaroos?

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No.
I am sleep.

How was your bike ride buddy?

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Wasn't fast enough to get hit by train. Disappointed/10

There is always tomorrow buddy.
Don't give up hope.

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You are right!

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Just slit your throat already, mate

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Up all night.
Sleep all day.
This is the classical west coast way.

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