Spanish retards think that all tourists in magaluf are british because they speak english whole they're there

how about you stop fighting with shopkeepers hans

dw.com/en/drunken-german-tourists-brawl-with-mallorca-street-vendors/a-19258568

>implying british tourists speak what could pass as "english"

based

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would you look at that

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>I'll let you guys in on a secret, there are people from every country doing the same things we do, don't get up on your high horses
Our poor garbage can't afford to go there.

It's the people of these communities fault. Their hotels/bars/restaurants pander to eurotrash and benefit from the tax revenue. Until they change their business model they have no right to complain.

well there were definitely american there when I went

they literally promote stuff like this, host "booze cruises" then complain about drunk people

they are huge hypocrites, they earn millions from these sorts of tourist spots and they continue to advertise them as party cities

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Not true. I am recognized as a finn by spaniards.

Spaniards don't give a shit about this place, it's really really fucking cheap so i understand why chavs from around europe go there.

>they literally promote stuff like this, host "booze cruises" then complain about drunk people
>they are huge hypocrites, they earn millions from these sorts of tourist spots and they continue to advertise them as party cities
Our tourist places are the same. They bitch about tourists and seasonal home owners but it's the only reason their blue collar asses have jobs and their kids go to well funded school systems.

>tfw Northern Portuguese
>go on vacation for some days everyday to Vilamoura
>tfw arrive yesterday
>want to eat something
>go to local bar at 2pm
>maybe I'm wearing clothes like the Brits, or the fact I'm drenched in sunscreen because I'm a cumskin and can't risk lobster skin
>owner sees me coming
>sprints to the door screaming in broken English
>"No!No! Closed! Only after 7pm! This is for eating not drinking"
>Spill spaghette all over "I-I-I'm Portuguese, only came here to eat.."
>As soon as he hears my accent he calms down, jokingly tells I have a redneck Portuguese accent and shows me a table

What the fuck do Brits do to get owners in such a panic. It was nice bar too. I come in early August so I usually avoid mass Brits.

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every year*

FUCKING PHONEPOSTING

Those who don't speak English well can't tell apart somebody speaking broken English in a German accent from an anglo.

Why did he think you were British

...

We will rant and roar like true British sailors

Must be a laugh for the Irish. They're easily as bad as the Brits and get away with it scot-free.

>maybe I'm wearing clothes like the Brits, or the fact I'm drenched in sunscreen because I'm a cumskin and can't risk lobster skin

It was either the sunscreen (I had to put a lot, first day in the sun) or the clothes. Or I look British to him IDK. Betting on the sunscreen though.

D-do Spaniards mind New Zealand tourists?

I would like to meet ausnz tourists but there's no tourism where I live

I met a Kiwi lad, but far away from the tourists traps down south.

>lavanguardia.com/sucesos/20180803/451195490869/grave-turista-britanico-balconing-mallorca.html
OH NO NO NO NO

Y'all are the same scum

>magaluf
They are most likely British. Different nations have their own towns like in our case Blanes, Lloret, Albufeira and Chersonisos. I never heard of Magaluf before the memes, it’s not relevant to us

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I met Kiwis before. Nicest people on the planet.