Tfw always giving wrong directions to american tourists

I once told a Swedish family to hop on the train and go to literally the blackest most violent part of Queens.

I'm visiting the UK this November, can I also get a tour?

that's ok, giuseppe. in America we're proud of our great country and always delighted to show tourists around.

>they end up crossing paths with you again

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Based and redpilled

Why would you do such a thing?

im in italy right now and havent asked for directions once. google maps exists. who cant read a fucking map

ameritards

I'm really bad at giving directions so I just tell people to walk in a general direction and to ask again.

i seriously hope you don't believe that story

my cousin is in italy right now, please don't rape her

>someone stops me in the street to ask for directions
>not a hello, please, excuse to bother me or a smile
>send them in the opposite direction

Be polite if you want some help bunch of rude cunts, we’re not beasts

^^

basato

>in France trying to buy a subway ticket on the machine
>girl next to me is to stupid to figure it out and asks me in french
>I ask “English?”
>she presses the English language option on the ticket kiosk

Homeless guy asks me for money
I respond “sorry sir, but I don’t speak any English at all”

thenks, fren

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>Blonde, blue eyed, qt American girl asks directions
>Get nervous and give them wrong directions accidentally

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>>Get nervous and give them wrong directions accidentally
>double down on the wrong directions so you don't look retarded

>leave the house on accident
>out of towner asks me where something is
>pretend to be out of town because i only know way to work and grocery store and back

>American tourists ask for directions
>say I don't know
>mfw I did know

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>american tourist asks for directions
>kidnap him and ask for all his money
>behead him and bury his body even though his family pays for the whole ransom

>too shy to refuse tourists and personally walk them to where they need to go

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>wasting time with the tourists for free
You know they usually pay the guides, don't you?

>tfw you direct all mainland tourists to Shenzhen

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lmao

>some brit tourists ask me for directions
>tell them I don't know how to get there
>they politely thank me anyway
>suddenly realize they are going in the wrong direction
>too late to tell them
>feel bad wiht myself

You monster

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>some tourist ask me for directions
>I don't know because I never go out
>Tell him that I don't know
>He probably thinks im lying and refused to give him directions

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As opposed to what? Thinking you are basement dwelling loser?

>tourists ask me for directions
>beat them up, rob them and stab them in their knee sockets
>slash the tires of their bikes so they can't get anywhere

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Kek

Calm down Ahmed

lmao I did the same last week

>2018
>asking for directions

I'm Sven

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>be tourist italian
>walk up to italian cuties
>flirt a bit with them, ask their number and fuck them several times during the course of my vacation
>italian manlets are mad about it but can't do jack shit

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>mama Mia he cute

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