BUT I CAN'T HAVE NO WIFE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR THE NIGHT
/brit/
kill you'reself gay twat
can't imagine what it's like to leave the house on a friday desu
so bored that I have become a danger to others
gonna go for a walk lads. should i do the
a) 1.5 mile walk
b) 2.2 mile walk
c) 4.3 mile walk
c because c is for chad
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i know i'm not the only one to rate the arcade
decided to stop capitalise the i too
C
There's hope for all of us
Has she started a gofundme yet?
both unironically mog me
JUST
guess that settles it
see you in just over an hour
Louie, you've gone FERAL
*BANG BANG BANG*
You think there will be any more major tech advancements on the level of the telephone, television or the internet?
Think we more or less have everything at the touch of a button now, everything further is science fiction.
>the oneitis has oral herpes
good reaction this describes my life perfectly*
* [screaming into the void since day 0 haha]
drinking hobgoblin
Dont really care if a white woman shags a black bloke as i dont really consider white women as MY women. also dont get off to that either
haha
HAHAHAHAH xDddd
alright now how about if its your mam
>noticed the top of my hair is thinning
noooooooooooooooooo I'm still young this can't be happening
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
saw my mate for the first time last week after like 3 years. used to have long flowing hair but now he's shaved it all because of the onset of male pattern baldness
bit grim, the lad's only 20 as well
>noooooooooooooooooo I'm still young this can't be happening
Currently at a wedding lads
wondering if sue can get on a plane from tokyo to manchester before saturday so she can nosh me willy
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extremely based
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE
This would bother me ngl
just shave it, women don't care about hair as much as height
>Veganism
>Yoga
>Volunteering
internally debating the kind of girl i want to marry lads
making a png of this baddy
>Video Games
>Anime
>Pornography
look very good with a light stubble but maintaining the perfect amount is bothersome
stole daddy'd whiskey again
just made a png of this baddy x
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started noticing i judge my porn purely on the aesthetic of the actors todge, always has to be heterosexual but my emphasis is purely on his willy
LOVE WHITE GIRLS AND THEY ARE SOOO EASY TOO
the absolute lack of facial hair upon my face is quite frankly baffling. like i barely even know anyone who grows as little as me
Two things here caught my eye, guess which.
that’s how I got into cuck porn desu
whens the spyro remaster out?
5'4 redhead, pale skin and freckles
season one was interesting but poorly executed imo
season two was a disgrace
i'm nearly bald trust me hair is not important compared to bones and height
this picture is unbelievably grim, people do this for fun?
heres two. (also FON)
someone pls kill me :(
italian women are so fucking hot lads. cant believe it. too scared to approach mediocre bints in england so this is next level apprehension.
Techno interests me.
I'm not gay, or a tranny, or a transvestite, but I like wearing girl's panties because they feel nice and make me horny.
She's a mess
I feel more comfortable with strangers in a foreign country than i do with UK girls ngl
>im not gay but i do gay things
ok
you deserve it for being 5'6
Lads.
BELLA ITALIA
E
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A
6'2 actually
I'm not attracted to men though. By definition it's not gay. The most you can say is that it's deviant.
The answer is bottom-middle and top-right on the group.
FUCK BORDERS N LAWS REFUGEES RISE UP
wtf I love hundreds of thousands of undocumented north africans now
let them in
fit girl having a cig checked me out (whether she found me fit or was repulsed by my autism idk)
in this world of fake news i dont trust the legitimacy of this photo
I got JAP'D lads, can't stop watching anime. Watch it every night till 2:30am
nice cope love how it it is only "repulsed by autism" not the fact you are an ugly subhuman
>Syrians dying
Have you ever met a Syrian "person"? Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>drunk girl sees me smoking in smokers area of club
>lectures me about cancer etc
>proceeds to ask for a smoke
ah yes fuck OFF
>>Syrians dying
>Have you ever met a Syrian "person"? Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Other Germanic languages are nigger English.
genuinely not ugly I know because I've had girls who are fit go for me
im literally just so autistic around women, haven't a clue what to do
bit down again lads
just that kind of summer
i've texted the ex twice in the last two days lads
Carney warns UK must reconcile itself to lower productivity and slower wage growth
same for me. its a curse
Totally believable
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srb separation confirmed
Weeb cunt, bet you decided to watch it since as a NEET you were already rock bottom.
shut up
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any (actual) big brained man in
runt hunt
bet I'm better than you at math
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