Tfw no med gf

tfw no med gf

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Surely a trip down there wouldn't be too costly?

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Her neck looks so fragile

Don't remind me

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gib swedish gf and i'll gib you one

I know that feel.
>those wet legs.

Goddamn it, I wanna tickle her shit with my cock.

Pretty girls are supposed to be delicate

>Blue eyes
>Med

Unfortunately, I know that feel.

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ayy lmao

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Same

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A man can dream

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Does this wine taste like her feet? Where can i buy it?

fuck outta here with that pale *ngLIoid

Med men should be given priority in the waiting list for a med gf desu...just saying.

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lmao did you draw this?

Holy kek

Lmao

Does anyone else find cute girls like this to be more attractive than stereotypical thots. Thots are objectively beautiful, but they do nothing for me. I might just desentizied to looking at them or it’s because they’re too slutty

Cute girls are for long term relationships.

Ya I thought very one did though

why is she polluting the cute wine with her swarthy med feets?

What is wrong with you?

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>no cute italian gf to tie me up and force me to smell her swarthy feet

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drinking the smelly feet wine...

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Most sexy language ever
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Licking the feet and legs clean after she's done making wine....

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I wonder how it compared to foot tea . . .

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why does she like contaminating all the nice tea with her smelly feet?

you like swarthy med girl feet?

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Come on user, you know I do.

you like pale, nord girl feets?

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I dunno it's actually quite strenuous to date someone in a medical profession, all memes about sexy nurses aside. The jobs are usually really stressy and having a gf that works shifts really sucks and not in the good way.

Yeah.

They are way more attractive. I think they are more feminine compared to hot model girls.

the nordic girl feet smell like that rotten fish stuff they like eating so much. Don't go near them unless you want your lungs to melt.

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I prefer med feet anyway.

Exactly this.

med girl feet smell like old pizza

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And I am fine with that.

post smelly med feet

Did you know anchovy's foot stink was used to gas abyssinians in the 1930s?

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I don't have any....

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Can you help me fix that?

nu

I can't go near med girls or else my lungs will melt because of their smelly feet. A few italian girls soaking their cute, pale feet in the mediterranean is enough to turn it into a stinky, bubbling mess.

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Please? I'm immune.

o-okay.

Go stuff your nose in between some smelly med girl toes then.

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Pretty! What a shame I can't see her feet....

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I couldn't post them or else it would melt the entire board!

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Why was i doomed to live in here far away from them

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Thank God I'm immune!

go sniff vampire feet that haven't been washed in a hundred years

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Can I kiss?

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yes

but she will cut you open with her sharp toenails after.

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What?! Why?

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flan is unstable about being smelly for 5 centuries.

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I'm not complaining though.

wash them, m*rtal

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Gladly!

The flan turning all the nice, tasty chocolate sour with her smelly pale feet.

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>tfw no wine making gf

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>chocolate covered feet
oh...

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lick it off her feet, m*rtal.

cute, pale, french girls polluting the fresh wine with their smelly feet...

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I can't lick my mess.....

i mean lick the chocolate off the flan's feet.

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Based and Redpilled

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Yes, of course.

Make sure to breath her foot stink deep into your sinuses and let it sting them! Flan loves watching you suffer on her smell.

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WRONG
The cute girls are massive sluts too. Often more so, in fact, because they can't get chad to commit so are forced to ride the carousel before settling for a beta they inevitably cheat on. They're also more likely to think they're inadequate and therefore do drugs, get wasted and generally try to prove they're true sluts.

Traditional stacies are generally healthier, both physically and mentally, and tend to actually be less slutty since they tend to have a good relationship ith their father and actually care about how they are perceived by (still conservative) normalfag society.

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As she wishes!

She could stomp on my balls any day.

how's it smell? Does it hurt your lungs?

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A very strong sweaty odour, but I can tolerate it.

does it smell like blood a little?

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who is that?

Maybe...

Some American model
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some french lady with smelly feet. French have the smelliest feet because cheese.

keep rubbing the flan's feet

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Will I be able to lick?

yes

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So grateful she lets me do this!

>w-why are you not dying from my stink, mortal?

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How can I die from such a sweet smell?

>y-you're not supposed to be enjoying it! I just had pedicure for the first time 300 years ago!

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Y-You want me to die?

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the flan wants your lungs to rot so you can be reduced to an obedient feet slave

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I already am!

oh ok

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>Most sexy language ever
>youtube.com/watch?v=zmyGURNxyHU
That is not French

me on the right

>Italian
>sexy
cringe

those girls are russian

Romance languages sound beautiful to most people.

underrated

most americans hate italians