fuck australians edition
/brit/
>the poonited poodom
>tfw failed
why are brits so cruel???
90 quid well spent i'd say
If I pull up with a Kerry Washington
That's gon' be an enormous scandal
I could have Naomi Campbell
And still might want me a Stormy Daniels
Sometimes you gotta bag the boss up
I call that takin' Corey Gambles
Find yourself up in the food court
You might have to enjoy a sample
All these thots on Christian Mingle
Almost what got Tristan single
If you don't ball like him or Kobe
Guarantee that bitch gonna leave you
Ayy, time is extremely valuable
And I prefer to waste it on girls that's basic
That's just some Ye shit
Right now, let's do what we want
Let's have a threesome: me, you, and a blunt
I love your titties 'cause they prove
I can focus on two things at once
he was offered a fair exchange of capital for service and accepted, what's wrong with this?
stupid continentals are the ultimate Indian givers
lad could have simply refused and told them to fuck off
Some cunt pretending to be Tim on Facebook and adding dickhead captions to his photos