fuck australians edition
/brit/
Oliver Peterson
Jackson Adams
>the poonited poodom
Brayden Allen
>tfw failed
Christian Allen
why are brits so cruel???
Connor Sanders
Jose Powell
90 quid well spent i'd say
Bentley White
If I pull up with a Kerry Washington
That's gon' be an enormous scandal
I could have Naomi Campbell
And still might want me a Stormy Daniels
Sometimes you gotta bag the boss up
I call that takin' Corey Gambles
Find yourself up in the food court
You might have to enjoy a sample
All these thots on Christian Mingle
Almost what got Tristan single
If you don't ball like him or Kobe
Guarantee that bitch gonna leave you
Ayy, time is extremely valuable
And I prefer to waste it on girls that's basic
That's just some Ye shit
Right now, let's do what we want
Let's have a threesome: me, you, and a blunt
I love your titties 'cause they prove
I can focus on two things at once
Justin Lee
he was offered a fair exchange of capital for service and accepted, what's wrong with this?
stupid continentals are the ultimate Indian givers
Joshua Gonzalez
lad could have simply refused and told them to fuck off
Nathan Long
Some cunt pretending to be Tim on Facebook and adding dickhead captions to his photos
Blake Butler
Based
David Lewis
Never realised how out of the loop I was until I went on holiday and we were at this nice wee pub and after about 1am, the owner's daughter would start playing music off youtube for us to dance to and I didn't recognise a single song for 2 straight hours except for Shake It Off
Brody Lewis
No-one cared who he was until he put on the ink.
Oliver White
>i say whether a bunch of cells has a soul and human rights based on whether i like it or not
literal fascism
Nathan Adams
Kevin Moore
>white people living underground
Logan Allen
>big boss asks me to make a graph at work
>assemble the data
>turn it into a graph
>check the numbers are right
>get the look right
>send it to the boss
>"great stuff user, but data category X should be yellow, not grey :)"
>time to create monthly report, 100 or so columns worth across 6 tabs
>get the data
>spend three hours putting it through the processes and assembling the report
>almost completely automated, but I make a few minor manual changes
>"thanks user, but Y column looks a bit odd..."
>manual change messed up one of the columns
I always fucking RUIN my final product at work by having one small thing wrong and it makes me look like an IDIOT, FUCK
Levi Parker
nice work janny
big fan
Jose Hughes
CHANGE MY PITCH UP SMACK MY BITCH UP
Hudson Martinez
hey neurotypical would be so kind as to fuck off thank you ever so much
Josiah Robinson
LOADED up lads
Parker Gray
you lads going out tonight
Jaxon Gomez
>spend several hours building a whole new input system, including a bunch of new forms and database tables
"about time"
>change a background colour
"that looks SO much better, where would we be without you? this is fantastic!"
>user uses new system in a way that wasn't asked for and gets an error message
"what a waste of time, we need this to work for US, not you clever clogs IT people haha"
John Howard
my friends group is so small that if one of us can't make it we just cancel
Austin Reed
Men are more likely to never have been married in any age group. They're also more likely to be virgins in just about any age group, officially. However, reports on virginity are going to be far less accurate than reports on marriage. Men are far more likely to claim they aren't virgins when they are. Vice versa for women. All of this generally supports the concept of hypergamy. Which is simply, the average man is far more attracted to the average woman than she is to him.
Theoretically, marriage is a less attractive prospect to women than it once was. Women are fully capable of earning as much money as men. This will decrease the emphasis women place on non-physical components. Further decreasing the attractiveness of the average man in their eyes
Hudson Barnes
Stop watching porn
Brody Lee
currently at the after wedding party thing at some fancy manor house
literally standing in the corner alone on in some lounge area on my phone, predicted this would happen a week ago haha
Cameron Gonzalez
love a bit of cheeky jav
Kayden Anderson
Samuel Gutierrez
you arrive in kingstopia upon hull
Carter Butler
people act like I don't go to /trans/ bc I actually care what people say online.
I don't go /trans/ anymore bc it's a shithole full of immature children who don't know how to converse
Aaron Lopez
it'll pick up once they've done the first dance and everyone is on their fourth or fifth drink
you better smash that Grease medley, son
Carter Taylor
>JAV
GOTTA
Juan Morris
twating cunt
Ian Cook
any good codes lad? would personally recommend OONIKU-017
Kevin Hill
jav is fucking disgusting
Daniel Perez
men are disposable and the aberration of Christian Western society is now being corrected to the natural Polygyny of of the human species
Hudson Rogers
GREAT get
Charles Stewart
Seething little loser
Charles Cox
assuming a robot like yourself isent drinking tonight?
drink untill comfortable
Jaxson Gray
it's too hot
Michael Baker
counting down the days till dole day
Nathan Sanchez
He actually doesn't go to /trans/ because:
1. he was chased out
2. Swansea have sold literally every player worth anything
Blake Ross
25 degrees my arse it's more like 50
Luke Gutierrez
>men are disposable and the aberration of Christian Western society is now being corrected to the natural Polygyny of of the human species
Connor Parker
Gabriel White
uh let's see, there's
EN-PPPD402
HUNT818
Jaxson Bell
racist
Gavin Sullivan
The logicalerror is the assumption that men and women have the same imperatives or success criteria. (i.e.marriage).
You often hearwomen and feminists or married providers equating male and female imperatives, they then use these false imperativesto draw conclusions about the so calledequality of the sexual marketplace. "
"Marriage isn't declining, people are just waiting that's all" as if this debunks the 80/20 rule when in fact it is evidence for the 80/20 rule and that beta bucks theory is completely legit.
Marriage is clearly thefemale success criteria.
If males had any power whatsoever the marriage rates for bioligicaldinosaurs or women over 28 would be very low, but they are not. Just lol the stats tell us exactly what we already know -fossilized dinosaurs are marrying prime men.
So,
Women are still getting theirideal outcome(fucking loads of men + marriage) while men are getting "marriage" (i.e.the opportunity to fuck one 4/10 for the rest of his life)which we don't benefit from. So the stablemarriage rates just show how much excess value females actually have (which is the problem).
The 80/20 rule in the sexual market place isthe problem we are trying to address, male value is low and female SMW is absurdlyhigh. Marriage rates is just theend point of the system but we arelooking at the system dynamics.
Another fallacyis that marriage is seen assome kind of equilibrium, it isn't.Once in marriage women have more power than men. That's why women can hold out on sex, cheat, get fat, moan/nagand file for divorce much more often.
The fact that old used up, low fertility(25+)women can find husbands to sign up to a legalfinancial rapecontractand 10+ years ofemasculation and servitude just illustratesthe power dynamic.
Samuel Bennett
left in stinking rotten hypocrisy shocker
Ian Walker
big asian tits are a novelty
Austin Williams
vile vile neurotypical I hate you
Samuel White
Why do you have to say that user? I’m visiting the UK this year and was hoping to meet some qts...
Brayden Taylor
hate the lefts crusade against free speech
Nathan Wright
how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people
Christopher Lewis
define beautiful
Caleb Russell
grug want sex yellow tribe wimmin
Owen Wood
>what is a monopoly
Jaxon Edwards
Juan Morgan
Meet me at the fountain
Smack me on the patio
I'll take it slowly now
Lucas Cruz
Landon Williams
that new sky sports ad where they are all climbing over each other is oddly reminiscent of Hillsborough haha
Xavier Jackson
where do i find women like this
Blake Powell
anything but you
Joseph Jenkins
Your local Heron Foods, mate.
Adrian Barnes
Nationalize Facebook, Instagram, Uber, airbnb, Twitter, MySpace
Christopher Taylor
6 packs of snack a jacks down the hatch
on a diet lads
Ryder Barnes
Samuel Wood
based and redpilled
Kevin Lee
>break up one monopoly by absorbing it into a bigger one
Jacob Ross
i though low carb would be easy but it's not
Henry Foster
Leo Jones
never heard of that
Nathaniel Martin
Righties are just learning what the left has been saying for years, there's no such thing as free speech under capitalism
Jordan Watson
love mobile banking contactless payments and being a good little consumer goy
Julian James
>BBC pulls immigration video which claims ‘Britainnwas multicultural long before curry and carnival’ after complaints it’s biased
>The clip, part of the BBC’s ‘Don’t Hate the Debate’ series, begins with a voiceover which states: “Think immigration’s a recent thing? Think again.”
>It continues: “Because, you see, you’ve got the Celts, the Romans, the Anglo Saxons and the Vikings, the Normans, the Flemish, the Irish, Black Britons and Jewish people.”
>”Yup, we were multicultural long before curry and carnival. It’s in our DNA. There’s no such thing as a pure Brit, despite what some flag wavers would have you believe”
Connor Evans
fuck off you cunts
Jason Butler
Parker Cooper
Clear communist propaganda
Brody Fisher
Oh no, how will he ever find a job now
Xavier Ward
youtube.com
What did the BBC mean by this?
Leo Scott
Christopher Reyes
capitalism under a constitution protects more free speech than any other system
what system do you propose that has better protected freedom of speech?
Jackson Brown
the fact they even attempted it should raise questions about their bias
revoke the TV license NOW
Luke Hall
You're missing out on hot girls and cheap foods then, m80
Lucas King
Anarcho-syndicalism
Joshua Green
>all pakis
nothing of value (except that beemer) was lost
Camden Cox
4 months and 22 days until Christmas
yay
Jacob Johnson
>Bradford
>BMW
can tell this is good news, don't even have to see their names
Zachary Ross
>>It continues: “Because, you see, you’ve got the Celts, the Romans, the Anglo Saxons and the Vikings, the Normans, the Flemish, the Irish, Black Britons and Jewish people.”
>>”Yup, we were multicultural long before curry and carnival. It’s in our DNA. There’s no such thing as a pure Brit, despite what some flag wavers would have you believe”
Is this false?
Carter Kelly
Kayden Clark
imagine not being white
just couldnt what a horrible existence
Leo Roberts
Kayden Nelson
Shudder to think just how overt it was if even they had to pull it.
Parker Harris
Shall start shopping at Heron™
Jack Clark
peaky blinders, 'kin 'ell, it's more like paki bastards these days, eh?
Hudson Ortiz
Bad thought
Ian Lopez
I have so much anger and sexual frustration
Need killing
Carson Bell
Owen Hall