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>Greeks hated this movie "because it bastardized their myths" because Disney didn't show the gods as sex-crazed assholes
What's wrong with Greeks?

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they're all gay

What do you mean? I loved it as a kid

It's more the romanisation of it that they're butthurt about. Reminder that Greece is the only country to use their variant of the Gods' names for the planets instead of the Roman ones, even for the ones that weren't discovered when they named them.

Guess sleeping beauty needed rape scene, I wouldn't mind though.

>Firstly the Mouse's latest offering was given a new name: "Beyond the Myth of Heracles," which not only Hellenized the hero's name back from its later Roman equivalent but, more important, put the story behind the story into context.In the Greek voice-over, translators of the English script, headed by Lakis Lazopoulos, were also given a free hand. And on the eve of the Athenian screening explanatory booklets outlining the real myth were distributed by the thousand, declaring "This film is not a lesson in mythology."

>Not since the furor over Martin Scorsese's "Last Temptation Of Christ," when protesters burned theaters, has a film ignited such indignation. To a man, it would seem, the epic, feature-length cartoon has touched a raw nerve. Instead of laughing, Mickey's "Hercules" has got Greeks as young as four throwing popcorn at the screen in fits of rage.

>"Heracles never did that, he never killed the minotaur," screamed one 6-year-old, who spent much of his time hissing in disgust during one afternoon performance. "My teacher said Theseus did." His teacher is right.

Fucking Greeks, man

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>they don't even show Heracles going into murderous rage and slaughtering Megara and their kids
Fucking jews don't know how to make children's cartoons

Why are you posting about a disney movie made 100 years ago, stupid burgerclap

>"Heracles never did that, he never killed the minotaur," screamed one 6-year-old, who spent much of his time hissing in disgust during one afternoon performance. "My teacher said Theseus did." His teacher is right.

Didn't know greeks have such a high amount of autism.

Holy shit. This is Italy and pizza tier autism.

It's only 21 years old.

You would understand if you had history and culture.

I mean, sure we don't have a long history, but it's quite clear Brazil has an unique culture.

is it a culture worth preserving?

>diverse local cuisine
>samba
>bossa nova
>solid realist and modernist literature

Brazil is a shithole, but it's still one of the most culturally rich New World countries.

If you are so culturally rich then you should know why the 6 year old screamed.

I have come to agree,

That Greeks are better than other humans

Of course no lolStop lying

That wouldn't be Megara, but his first wife. Megara would soak his shirt in Nessos' centuaur blood, which turned out to be deadly venom burning like acid and made Herakles tear the shirt along with his own skin and pieces of living flesh. That's how he died.

You're thinking of Deianira.
Megara was indeed his first wife whom he killed.

>t. Vibrantly cultured German tourist

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der 30 jährige buhmer

Greeks are as ancient greeks as Egyptians are ancient Egyptians, they hate the "pagans".

>don't make a movie whatsoever or put in the tens of thousands of man-hours into creating
>be a big enough faggot to think you have any right to change it because it hurt your feelings

Ancient Hellenic religion is as mythology as tge abrahamic and christian myth.

start with the greeks

Greeks are the most Balkan bydlo nationalists of them all. They're incredibly arrogant and genuinely think that they're the hottest shit on the planet.

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Greeks are still Greeks
todays Egyptians have nothing to do with real Egyptians

success breeds jealousy you half albanian

Greeks are Christisn nothong to do with Hellenic religion.

Christianity is a heavily Greek influenced religion

Christisnity has no greek influence it has only Semitic Hebrew.

The New Testament was written in Greek.
A few centuries more without the Romans and they would have turned the whole region Greek.

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t. pol racial scientist

My mom always called Hercules for the English equivalent for Hercu-tasty-treat. My mom knows 2D > 3D.

Egyptians weren't even Semitic

what?

ISRAEL AND TURKEY ARE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY
RECLAIM CONSTANTINOPLE

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>that pic
cringe

this is a manipulative latino with inferiority complex towards whites

search for keywords like white or Greeks in the archives and you will see

jfc you again fuck off already

>manipulative
>inferiority complex
IKI STFU ALREADY HOLY SHIT DO WE NEED TO BTFO YOU OFF Jow Forums TOO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT KEYLOR NAVAS THINKS, YOU SHOULDN'T TOO, YOU FUCKING TURKROACH

>threat about greece
>checks for iki spam
found him

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bravo sherlock holmes

>sex-crazed
By that you mean acknowledge that sex is a fact of human life?

>CONSTANTINOPLE
you mean Lygos?

he means Konstantiniyye

No, retard. Sex-crazed means you think of/have sex all the time and it affects you and everyone around you negatively. Most of the myths cause of problems was Zeus or other god putting their dicks in something.