/brit/

needy and a little bit overwhelmed

need to be brained asap

need to have one first for that to be possible

what do you call the british christchurch? allahmosque

Got an offer for a shag tonight but I cba to shag her again lol

NEED a gf like this

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i can fix that for you
*lines up my knuckles*

awful way to refer to your countrymen, you should be ashamed of yourself

Yet I can guarantee he'd still be more intelligent than the average stunted-brained Irish amoeba.

hate it when I go to shake someone's hand and forget to line up my knuckles first
well awkward

thatsamanbaby

most probably a motley rabble of saucy boys, negros and molattoes, Irish Teagues and outlandish jack tarrs. —And why we should scruple to call such a set of people a mob, I can't conceive, unless the name is too respectable for them

AND I JUST CANT FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE

love island

you're a manbaby

if he's so smart so then how come he's dead

low iq thread

mog chad cope lookism

feel like absolute shit just want it back

I feel awkward when I look at the hand I'm about to shake. I feel like I should be looking at the person in front of me but if I don't look at his hands, I might not find his hand properly if that makes sense

thank

Can’t believe love island is gone for a year though

sad sack

what is it about pretty girls that makes you want to do bi stuff with another lad over them?

reached out to my mom lads
haven't seen her in 20 years

currently enjoying an ice cold 'onster

just poo'd in YOUR pants

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was wondering how that got there

Lads night out tomorrow, have a rough idea of my outfit need a sunbed though

The nazis almost saved the world

from what

my best (only) mate has moved to scotland

never felt lonelier haha

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the 'ews

he wasn't really your mate if he left you haha

Global Judaism

pretty sure they'll have a few at the gay bath house you're all heading to

the Ewes?

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only thing I've had today is some pumpkin seeds and some kabanos

doing a pootoil at toil*, bla

x

*in the loo

FUCK taxation lads

he asked me to come with but I didn't have a job to go to up there tbf

turned the gf over to fuck her from behind but i couldn't help my self and just buried my face between her arsecheeks licking
was a religous experience

yeah its theft innit

I'll look him up for you x where he move to

Growing my hair out a bit. Gonna take a fucking while I have 0.5 on back and sides lmao

i smell taigs

I can't imagine how sweaty it must have been with that heat

choice

get you head checked out bla
>muh religious experience
DEH!

toilers of the world unite

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beard's coming along nicely

from what I hear you've got a 0.5" on the front as well haha

ah yes i remember my first holy arselicking ceremony

What should i eat for din dins lads?

I fucking hate yorkshit

deano

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No I keep my beard at about a 2

thinking about having a cry in the show
y/n

fancying a 'za and some beer tbqhwyfamalam

r/NobodyAsked/

x

r/ihavesex/

Having common sense border security is literally another holocaust
t. Simon Goldberg

which show x

>there are people in here that
don't smoke, don't wear suits and can't drive

Fancy a pizza too. Something about 30c+ that makes you fancy it I reckon

i mean really

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“This trollop use to follow many times ago and she resurface to me. She agree to come visit me. She live in london near my old flat. Agreed to some nasty nasty things. This is why I love british wemen. Her instagram is @jehneva she was farting for me in videos and trying to shit. check the agreement video i attatch”

>only
wait so we're all of us aren't your friends? sod off

x

dont know who that is

having a seizure

but how should I feel about this?

This weather is peak

You seem dumb

peak what?

saving south korea from communism was a mistake

Got a package lads
Guess what's inside

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can you say nigger in the UK?

my hopes and dreams I had when I was a kid

THats a lamp

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panasonic video cassette recorder

your ego hahahahah

Increasingly coming to the sad realization that "multiculturalism" may only be feasible when it's white people living with other white people (and even then it's hardly a guarantee)

Pink

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Miss the old days when women knew their place.

Doxxable

Redpilled

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