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feel sick

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Doug's back lads

>well paying job

ah yes, the ol' £35kpa, still nothing in the grand scheme of thingss

wish we could turn back time
to the good old days

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Me: why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!

PJW: imagine my SHOCK as I find out the left online is aware of & covering up cannibalism of numbers, protecting those of Arab immigrant descent

Qanon_jenny: waking all my grandchildren up so we can all call the police at the same time

yeah brownies make me sick too

might cancel the plan I have on my phone and just keep a burner. nobody texts or calls me

could have been any street in Europe

would stab my mum for 35k p/a

Outrageous

fucking hate this new shit clicking on a website having to select a million cookie preference bullshit

hello nigger

stupid racist
retarded incel

Wish I was nonced by a hot female teacher tbqh

the next queen of uk should be australian

post your favorite gang weed memes

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got a really hard bump (pearly papule?) on my foreskin
felt like a burst vein when i wanked earlier

>CV is empty
>look up volunteering placements near me
>need 2 references to empty the bins in the local park

Daily reminder that if you're in your twenties and haven't had a real job yet, you're fucked. The employment system is designed to keep you out. You literally aren't qualified to scrape shit off the pavement.

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die in a fire lefty nigger

floating headers piss me off the most desu

they don't actually care if you have references just go for an interview if you can

I just click Maryland every time

>go 3 goals ahead in FIFA inside the first 20 minutes
>make player dab to celebrate
>"Your opponent has disconnected"

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mboko

Got me first job at 26 lad

probably a fordyce's spot that's accumulating dead cells, just pop it

mbokos being a nigger again

hhaha,,thats the spirit....
philosophy also comes from sophia - sophia is the greek goddess of wisdom.
she is also the one by yahweh's side when he makes the cosmos in the old testament.
in some apocryphal and gnostic texts she is the one that informs yahweh what to do....which makes her senior in rank, so to speak,...and this is the idea of yahweh as demiurge, a heretical idea still for some.

civilisation is older than we usually think....our history ends abruptly, alexandria and other famed centres of learning and the riches of their libraries were destroyed by extremist christians. the brutal murder of hypatia - a gnostic lecturer at alexandria - ushers in the dark ages (~450ad).

in 1945, the year of the first atomic explosion in new mexico, there was an equally momentous event in egypt- the discovery of the nag hammadi codex in sealed earthenware jars, near the ruins of an old mystery school. the scrolls date back to the early 5th century....these gnostic scripts reveal a side of history, and mythology, we didnt have a clear picture of before... one that relates to but also deviates markedly from judeo-christian theology.....and it is the myth of sophia - her fall from the galactic centre (pleroma) - which is central to this pre-christian theology.

[history seems to work in this balanced, compensatory manner- adolf and gandhi; french revolution and the first translation of the upanishads....]

i find it all to be an absorbing story
and in a very real sense 'truth' is word we use to describe the best stories.

why do they keep breeding?

millennials lack gumption, bet your handshake is flimsy

Australia>ireland>scotland>wales>norhter ireland>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>england

Have a nasty genital wart the size of a 5p coin just below my bellend it stinks something rancid too

lol

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make up makes you more attractive?

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think my willy is moving lads

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just bucked one jezzy in croydon snm

wasted two post in an abandoned thread while wondering why it doesn't move haha...

might go to Japan lads
heard everything is supposed to be really cheap there at the moment

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we’re stressed out

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gotta have someone to take care of you when you're older, keep the family name goin too. wouldn't wanna dishonour your parents :^D

would fuck and call her a nigger while doing so

i have had many shits in UK so now UK sewage system has to deal with my faeces and my urine haha dirnk my piss and eat my shits you

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love some of Britney's songs, ngl

soft brexit hard brexit massive pile of shit
sloppy brexit messy brexit quit quit quit

how is this even possible

>CV is empty

you do know its not illegal to lie about jobs only qualifications right?

literally slap down 2 years at amazon warehouse and you'll get any job that requires manual labour easily

every post brings you closer to your last ever post

>8
fart fart fart many farts in your mouth

spacker

eagerly waiting for the clock to tick over 18:00 and wait for homealoneeveryfridaynight's first post as it would friday night then

lmao

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just get a list of local businesses/factories that went out of business after the time gap you're trying to fill and list the reference as John Smith or some shite who obviously can't be reached now

did that on my CV during a seemingly neverending NEET phase and now I'm permanently employed the last 6 years

nigger

>2 years at amazon warehouse

Stupid thing to do, big company with large HR department that can be easily checked with a phone call. Just look for a company that recently went out of business and say you worked there.

tick tock

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GANG WEEDERS RISE UP

based

gf asked me if I wank
told her yeah
she asked me if i watch porn while i do it
said yeah again
she blew a gasket after that. fuck off how deluded is she, expecting me to say I think of her or something or that I don't wank at all. can't fathom how a woman of the age 26 can be so delusional.

might try this

I want to see Hokkaido, the village they make Onta pottery in, and go to bathhouses and stuff

My CV is all one big lie and Ive only been caught once when I went for a banking position and they did a very deep background check
no repercussions for that though hehhee

Good lad

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mate you're supposed to say what they want to hear

Wow you're disgusting

looks like a white girl just with nigger skin

Put that I was a CEO for Opple, a now out of business subdivision of Apple on my cv.

Getting angry at your bf wanking to porn is common in women with BPD

Cheers lads, gonna give this a go

did a 23andme and I'm 2% 5unisian and 3% Sephardic Jewish

if you need to actually use a CV you already failed

what's a good salary then

*Tunisian

black girls were made for white cock

Fuck off tarquin

Duh, because there's only one race; the human race.

100k p/a minimum

i'm going in February, come do this with me lad
mercuryholidays.co.uk/escorted-tours/south-east-asia/japan/grand-tour-of-japan

she's going to cheat on you

Best kind of black girl

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need to put my willy in ariana aimes tbqh lads

just walked into a business meeting with no CV, they hired me on the spot for my wacky but brilliant ideas and cool demeanor

the virgin package tour
the chad self roam

cheated on the gf again

anyone else home alone every friday night?

listening to three imaginary boys

Had a perfect girl once but her fanny absolutely stunk so I had to bin her. Such a shame

Choon
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