/brit/

would buy arma 3 to spite the greeks if bohemia werent so gay about their dlc

Looked at myself in the mirror, flexed my muscles and did a black girl expression like DAYM sistah dis cracka fine
I then blew a kiss to the mirror

>have 45k in savings
>live with the 'rents

idea 1: be a NEET until I run out of money
idea 2: get a job and earn more money and eventually buy a house
idea 3: kill myself
idea 4: have a mental breakdown, chop off my dick and spend my money on srs

someone hat that fool

poof

twink shits
youtube.com/watch?v=R88Wbk01RM0

2 grand in debt from the Supreme drop lads

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>grow up

And be a boring cunt?

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His smile and optimism gone

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drag a brighton fan of the pier
like shut your mouth palace are here

dont know who that is

used to play chivalry c. 2012 then dropped out sooner after. i tried it again last year and got stomped endlessly. feels like everyone's taking it much more seriously than i remember, not as /comfy/ as i wanted it
mount and blade's always a good call though

pray for my death

honestly shocked had no idea spain was so dangerous

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why does anyone get married

evening Doug, how was toil

mostly just idiots being idiots

consider suicide

more surprised by deaths in thailand

a lot of OAPs there, would be interesting see how many are "natural"

millions of old fart pensioners ready to pop off there mate
nothing to do with danger, more like heatstroke

It's just brits doing dumb shit

Don't get the DLCs then lad

He's one of the biggest NBA stars currently.

>lifting weights
how to spot a dicklet

you lads going to ASTROWORLD today?
been here all day

He didn't get married dopey cunt

cos the missus gave me an ultimatum and i dont want to date again

a well wielded mickey can do serious damage

namerunt just replied to me, feel dirty

just nonces getting lynched don't worry la

youtu.be/VtPgSnCkcEU

highly recomend the song " song of the setting sun IV" by Daniel Bachman

mount & blade has a great game of thrones mod
you never get to fuck sansa though because you need the dad's approval to marry a lass and her dad gets killed right at the start
also i think she's like 15 at the beginning which is a bit noncey unless you play for 30 hours and wait for her to grow up

remember that Alex lad who conquered persia in mid 20s haha what a mad cunt meanwhile i didnt even complete prince of persia on ps2 hahahahaha

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won't be listening to that song but i can guarantee it's shite

reckon I have a good two dozen filtered trips just for poley

When I get home ye

in what way
i'm surprised there's not more
a lot of our overseas deaths are bogan runts cracking their skull open on a thai road. very dangerous there

listening to it now

cannae even imagine how bad the taste of some lads in this thread is

Reminder that this is the same chick that got knocked up by Matt Leinart when he was at USC

Can't knock the hustle

>tfw the football seasons begins in an hour

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I taste salty

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good lad hope you enjoy very relaxing

armpits smell of quality beef stew again

might stroll down the chinky pick up some pancake rolls

cummies smell like buttered popcorn

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Just broke /nofap/ August

She's a 5'11 former division 1 basketball player

They know good breeding stock when they see it

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hmm, will have to give this a go. i always just liked messing around in vanilla warband
ck2's got a good g.o.t. mod if you're into grand strategy, bit of fun every now and then

Love are ben Shapiro, about the only white guy to stick up to ((them)) these days

fat porky piece of shit

loved alexander's fave battle tactic
he'd personally charge at the enemy general
imagine controlling an army in a battle, having thousands of guys protecting you, then out of nowhere you see some mad bastard racing at you on his horse and it's the enemy general coming to get you
so you panic and ride off, and all your men join the enemy side because their leader is more badass
then you get a letter from the enemy general saying he's captured your pmother and wife and kids and you can come and pick them up if you want or send someone to get them if you're too much of a pussy, and no harm will come to you or them as long as you just admit you're trash and alexander is the king
absolute legend

ballsack is very warm and floppy

Should I contact a friend I've been out of touch with for half a year? Loneliness is killing but I'm afraid that he'll just tell me to piss off

What football is on today?

*fart*

tried that strategy many times in my youth in the 20s, the worst isn't even a negative response it's the no response at all

i will tell you if you tell me how to get a russian gf

The first season of the HBO/BBC production of Rome was some of the finest television ever produced. Why doesn't the BBC make absolute kino like that anymore?

The Ruthless Reading take on the Dastardly Derby in what will surely be a clash for the ages

Height ia literally THE most important trait in life.

Jesus Christ I wish I was 6'5

It's beautiful, since she never married Leinart or Griffin she's still collecting fat child support bux from both of them, literally making millions every year just for spreading her legs for two famous guys

The true rome reboot is in production now
All black cast

Are you that brit expat in Moscow?

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strongly disagree with your first sentence. I think the last objectively really good show the bbc made which i've seen was our friends in the north

Me fighting all the runts who dare disrespect me every time I post in /brit/
youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo

>what is Poldark

*shamelessly plugs my weekly podcast*

Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

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Be VERY careful now

nah

what were you saying about bad taste again lmao

i should've played ck2 by now really, it's my kind of game by the looks of it
got obsessed with civ 4's realism invictus mod for a while
bit buggy here and there but insanely detailed and about as realistic as you can imagine
honourable mention goes to rome: total war as well
good multiplayer on that one, but it's been a long time so i dunno if you can still find a match

just realized that Nova Prospekt is based on Guantanamo Bay

True. And she's going to have genetically gifted, 6'7 megachad sons who will want for nothing in life

She played her hand so wonderfully. Bless her and her children.

who are you then?
what's your life story?

see

that b.b.c. miniseries ''and then there were none'' was alri i thought. not in the same vein but still very good. watched it a few months ago

a piece of land

is this any good?

i love that 190cm is back

best poster just imo though, just imo

lol no