Why are spanish balconies so dangerous? why dont you fix them

Stop jumping from them, you fucking drunktard british mongrels. Your fucking fault.

Doesn't seem very likely; we are model tourists

Not very familiar with that word desu

but if you know the history of that word i'm curious i just like to know the origin of spanish slang

>I bet they were completely drunk, did dumb shit.

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How do we stop the anglo menace?

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Brexit

kek

It comes from guirigay: "Language incomprehensible or difficult to understand" and also "Confusion, screaming of several people talking at once and without order"

Some britbong was shitting from the balcony and fell over his own shit.

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let's be honest
we've all went on holiday and looked down at the pool from the balcony and wondered if you could make the jump in to it

Yes, good goyim, blame the Spanish. Brexit will keep you safe

wtf i had no idea spain was so dangerous

What a lad, Jow Forums salutes you good sir

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Lots of bongs come here to retire because cheaper healthcare and pills

Young brittish tourist are the most insane tourists.
They are constantly high, rude and loud. I bet when they are on acid that they start ripping out the cables from the wall of the apartments, probably getting an electric shock which results in death.

This is mostly just pensioners dying due to their oldness, right?

Why are we not on that list? Britbongs are overdosing and drowning in canals every weekend.

you sound like a boring virgin twat

Yes, mostly in Malaga and Alicante

most likely

I see. I apologize for the hostility, Guatebro.

>The word "guiri", which is currently used in colloquial Spanish - it does not seem to be used in America - to refer to foreign tourists, especially if they do not speak Spanish, originates from the old denomination of "Cristinos" (after Queen Cristina) used by Carlist rebels to refer to the soldiers of the liberal government. As spoken by the Basque-speaking Carlists, "Cristinos" would sound like "guiristinos".

Not sure I buy this, but it sounds logical enough.

Back when Beyblades were a thing, my brother got a knockoff one in spain that had this massive metal ring attached to it. It accidentally took a chunk out of the hotel wall, so we then spent half an hour taking turns firing it into the wall to see who could make the biggest hole

My dad was fucking pissed

obviously not
quite impressive when you consider more british tourists go to netherlands than half of that list
partly but spain is our #1 destination by a significant margin so it's not surprising

Brits that need to be fixed

they don't have their balcony license

animals

caralho racista, tranquilo por favor

I love Britbongs even when they do stupid crap it just makes them endearing to me.

spain is a poor shithole they can barely afford their own country

stop suiciding in this shithole

We can't afford making evey single commonplace device retard-proof, sorry.

>brits
>brits
>brits
>brits
>brits
change the record lads

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>british

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Railings not made to hold the weight of the average anglard.
>inb4 amerifat
I'm a cyclist. Fat isn't aerodynamic.

¿Es como gringo?

>USA kills more tourists than India
YEAH KILL EM

Should brits be given the safety helmet as soon as they get to Spain?

>3 this year
15 this year, also according to the news the last one was trying to shit from the 6th flor balcony and he fell to his death.

t. amerifat

>that journalist
KARA BOGA

toptentugal

DIOS PATRIA FUEROS REY

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