/brit/

>'They call it Great Britain, they used to call it England': Trump offers 'great respect' to UK in rambling US speech... while getting nation's history WRONG
But they unironically did use to call of it 'England'

There are people here that haven’t been out with mates on a weekend in years

Unfathomable

why do people watch these Jews?

That's a lie told by anti-scotch bigots who want to pretend that England was ever swuperior to the Scotish motherland

Church

he went to a catholic school where the teachers beat the students
that will not work

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

england objectively was why do you think the auld alliance came about

Jenna Coleman is unbelievably fit lads

Watching some Dr Who and my dick is just throbbing constantly

no I meant a real Christian Church like CoE not Catholics

Into this life we're born
Baby sometimes, sometimes we don't know why
And time seems to go by so fast
In the twinkling of an eye
Let's enjoy it while we can (let's enjoy it while we can)
Help me sing my song (help me sing my song)
Little darling come along
To the bright side of the road

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ngl tho

weekends are nothing compared to week nights as students

it's friday lads

the joint is lit

the xannie has been swallowed

it's time to get the tunes on

youtu.be/Gru4IfbKlfU

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>see single mother with brown baby
>deck her

Thoughts on neurotypical 190cm?

need someone to take a meatcleaver to my arsecrack and just go beserk 2bh

Seriously, what the fuck's happened to Gregg's lads?

Wasn't in one for a few years when it was just a takeaway for sausage rolls. Missed my bus and ended up in one that was open until ten, had seating inside and seemed to have (slightly) nicer food for just as cheap.

have all trips filtered

The fucking nonce replied to me lmao

she's a womanlet tho.

so nah.

youtube.com/watch?v=OgSMRExYQpk

?

Shut up you dick

Everybodys out on a saturday and Friday even students

Scotch eggs aren't even Scottish it's just a name for wrapping something in meat and coating it in bread crumbs

no my point is that it's deeply ingrained in him to hate authority and all religion, he's an ardent atheist and it'd be impossible to persuade him to sort himself out through such means

We learnt that at GCSE history, too. That's why it can be difficult to study the history of the UK, sometimes places in Scotland are just referred to as England

fuck off you cunt

no deal brexit:
>the UK has to import sausage rolls from the US which will be chorizo flavored pink slime dipped in corn batter and syrup

>Scotch eggs

*batters my mum and dropkicks her through the window*

had to modernise a bit innit
only pensioners and single mums actually sit down in there though

van morrison is NOT a cowboy singer

they did a big campaign trying to appeal to tarqs and shake the idea that only working class northerners eat there

don't think it worked

bowie looks like my cool wine aunt

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THE FRUSTRATION, RAGE, TRAPPED INSIDE A CAGE
THE BEATINGS TIL THE AGE I CARRIED A 12 GAUGE

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I'm 193cm does that mean I'm higher on the master race scale

morehumanintelligence.com.au/
have a crack lads, supposed to be a ''recruitment'' site made by our version of mi6
>tfw to dumb to be a spy

190 you’re a fucking dickhead mate. No one likes you not even your mum

why did you reply to me with this mate

was expecting a choon, very dissapointed

>don't think it worked

i disagree

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>IRA

even if/when the huns kick off after brexit depending on how that shit plays out, the 'ra will be too busy rolling in their organised crime millions to even give a single fuck

windows defender has advised me not to click on this
be careful lads

Last week it was revealed that he is the 'fuck off you cunt' poster. He is utterly OBSESSED with 190kg.

why is one lad just wearing an apron and shorts, if i was the bouncer he woudl not be getting in

Anyone wanna go clubbing at Greggs?

have bought a sausage roll from this exact branch of greggs before AMA

cool xanax uncle

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i would rather be homealone than clubbing by myself at a greggs

Got mogged again today in topshop

What kind of a brainlet does one have to be to look at the current state of the world and think "Yes, whether Northern Ireland is part of Britain or the Republic is the issue I'm willing to die for"?

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been on that grind all day bros

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Ahhhh it's like real life and I'm looking around a lift

at greggs

Got called a Nigger in Greggs!

for a brief second from the thumbnail I thought that was the sicilian

express.co.uk/news/politics/997628/brexit-news-theresa-may-trade-WTO-eu-no-deal-Brexit
no deal brexit is best possible outcome
the eu won't be able to stop us making our own sausage rolls, and actually exporting them
imagine that

Why is 190 allowed on the Internet when he’s actually been done for noncing children

no one seems to care either in Ireland or the UK, only Irish-American catholics care

Redpilled

Honestly all women below 5'7 are repulsive

He thought England was a synonym for Great Britain that had fallen out of favour though.

Some people still call it "England" to refer to the UK, but they're wrong. Same with people calling the Netherlands "Holland", it's always the mark of a thicko

spent the day in bed again, great, just GREAT...

Hummles is addicted to ibuprofen

turt is looking peng these days

>Same with people calling the Netherlands "Holland"
Back in the day I brought this up with dutch people and not a single one of them cared.

the lads asked me out tonight but i was like nerrrrr going to chill out with the lads on /brit/

sucks having such a massive friendship group sigh...

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-45064220

Four people who died in a car crash during a police pursuit in Bradford on Thursday have been named.

Murtza Chaudhry, 21, Arbaaz Hussain also 21, Zeeshan Khalid, 20 and Tayyab Siddique, 22, all from Bradford, died in the crash.

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more like the grindr you big gay haha xx

this one lad posting endlessly about a car crash in bradford
smdh

he took a shower

watching a yank nigger vlogging in belfast
very awkward to watch
youtube.com/watch?v=gCGScmPZE3c

nah going to a set in the weekday is far better bc younger crowd and less 30 y/os fucked off their face on coke and acting like dickheads.

got banned for 3 days but now i'm back haha yes ayeeee

I keep clicking answers but it doesn't tell me if I got them right. I feel like I'm being trolled by the qt aussie spy lady

*conglomerates your local*

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Top blokes no doubt

ave maria

I want to be away from the vile cowards in this country ..

The 4 dead browns is unironically good news though. Now for the rest

she's probably out tonight having fun with her new bloke

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his establishments are utter shite

been left on read in BOTH of the group chats im involved with when I tried to get something going tonight

this but replace cowards with neurotypicals

EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

this is just boring and he says stupid shit to fill up time

Depends where you go

If you go to studenty pubs/clubs then they'll be mainly students with their friends who don't go to University.

Friday/Saturday is the perfect night to go out on a student week because its filled with girls who didn't go to University and they might want a place to stay for sex etc

yeah I'm gonna have to ask you to shut the fuck up okay? Xx

Hope the UK keeps the same food standards despite Liam Fox (the same Liam Fox who had to resign as defence minister for bringing his rent boy into confidential meetings and for paying him and taking him around the world on expenses) wanting to allow the US to export meat to the UK (he's now trade secretary).

UK farmers can't compete with American farmers and, having lived in the US for a few years, their produce is terrible compared to ours (far more additives, they're allowed to use BGH etc.)

used to work at a wetherspoons

was awful

yeah he's a bit of a mong but his videos can be interesting

fuck off you cunt

Literally the last thing I want to think about

How's /GF2018/ coming along lads?