One chance at being a colony

>One chance at being a colony
>Become a fucking spanish colony

Is there anything worse? We lost the new world lottery so hard down here

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I love the portuguese, they are literally the best colonizers

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I like Spain but I unironically believe repelling the English invasions was a mistake.

>Is there anything worse?
Being a former Kingdom that failed at imrpinting it's language or culture on africans is much, much worse than that

it's really a shame you had to give up Libya, Italian colonization seemed to be going quite well there
you should've had Tunisia too

the sad state of events

Italy is like a man hung to the living world by a thin thread.

This shall be our punishment.
Forever.

Hey it could have been worse. You could have been a french colony and not be Quebec.

I don't think libya was under italian control long enough to even start being colonized?

I mean where do you set the difference between military occupation of a country and proper colonization?

Fuck off, you've been independent for 200 years

This, nothing worse than a Frog colony

>Being a former Kingdom that failed at imrpinting it's language or culture on africans is much, much worse than that

Based Italy left a footprint, a minor one, on Libyans and Egyptians. To this day, Egyptians still call ice cream "gellata".

Latin America GDP has grown 7% per year from 1930 to 1980, but the fucking population has grown 350% since 1950.

While this the european population just has grown 75% since 1950.

it be the whiteys fault wez iz shit

you could have become a second Canada

You were going to be superpower bro, it's your fault.

Are you joking? You already have a third world immigration problem. Imagine how worse would it be if there were Italian ex colonies in Africa.
You are today a better country than Spain and your cultural legacy goes beyond the number of Italian speakers.

only poor people reproduce like animals

They unironically used to be, but they turned full commie with Peron and still blame Spain.
Ridiculous.

it's not too late to become a danish colony

Don't remind me, man. If only...

we colonized Iceland when it was inhabited by a bunch of Irish monks

also, we colonized a couple of penguins and polar bears. colonial great power Norway

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>south americans blaming european colonies for their countries being shit
fucking pathetic, we've had hundreds of years of autonomy and you faggots still want to shift blame

they need to get blacked and sandniggered
kys

they were top 10 economy once, then they fucked all with the anglos

>tfw you will never go back in time to argentina's golden age in the 20th century
feelsbadman, i guess you'll be fucked for some decades now

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based desu

Ehem...

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we sure showed those monks and animals dude

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Ehem

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This, but unironically

>venezuela
that still hurts

>blaming others for their own mistakes
Wew. We really deserve what we got.

I really wonder what an English Argentina would be like...

Would it be have become a mix of English-Spanish culture? Would it be majority white? Would they still speak Spanish in addition to English, today? Would it have become an industrialized nation like other Anglo countries? Would it have expanded over a much bigger territory like the US did? maybe gobble up Southern Brazil, Paraguay, Uruguay and parts of Chile?

The virgin British virgin islands
The Chad French colony of chad