/brit/

*surreptitiously logs onto anagram solver*

there's only one r
absolutely gutted

reckon /brit/s average age does not go much higher than 16

get rat out love

Might make the mushroom tip get to spitting ina few

Thinking of going out once a week and just sitting on a park bench for a few hours so that my parents think I'm socialising. Do you reckon I'll get caught?

patrician

that's a proper Yid behavior

r8 the cop

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well considering i'm 33 your statement is terrifying

hope you get stabbed with a plastic fork

the job interview went great lads!

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got about 30 pounds on this lad

reckon i could destroy him in a fight

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Do you have stories and names lined up when they ask about it?

absolute shit

Albanians are subhuman

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raam (ur) gran

Buy adjustable plate dumbells you utter cretin

lads he's been posting the candles for how long but still no one has deciphered the reason why he posts them

i NEED to know

>not 20kg
armlet

claudia's cheating at countdown and it's rattling me to be honest

worth every penny imho

OPERATING
PENGRATIO

just go to the pub you dork

are you the based finn?

honestly homealone i don't believe any roleplay storyline you or any other namefag/trip comes up with
you can keep trying to make it worth, bit sad though

got distracted what happened

>52 QUID FOR A 10KG DUMB BELL

DAY LIGHT ROBBERY THAT IS

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how does a NEET for 5 years get a job?

how heavy is a kg?

I believe doug and sicilian lad's stories

go play with the cartel so we can watch your demise on best gore you fat spic.

regardless of what your parents think, being out the house is always good even if you've got no friends
just go for a nice walk rurally, or walk through a city centre people watching
just because you've no friends, doesn't mean you have to be a shut in

The objective Top 5 best and most important rock bands of all time(in no particular order):
>The Beatles
>sex pistols
>black Sabbath
>Led Zeppelin
>Iron maiden

when have I ever asked you to believe me? I have said many times you would be foolish to believe what you read on Jow Forums. However, just because it's typed on Jow Forums does not mean it's automatically untrue

2.2 lbs

she started telling rachel she didn't want the number so rachel binned it and picked another one

looks like poleaboo has taken a leaf out of kiwiboo's book and is planning to flee to the south pacific

at this rate there'll be nobody left in /brit/

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ah yes friday night, time to do absolutely nothing like i do every other hour of every day of the week

>There are posters in this thread who have never been to a house party
>There are posters in this thread who have never been to a club
>>There are posters in this thread who have never been drunk
>There are posters in this thread who have never been to the pub with mates
>There are posters in this thread who don't have a group of close and supportive friends
>There are posters in this thread who don't get invited to meet up several times a week
>There are posters in this thread who have never kissed a girl
>>There are posters in this thread who have never brought a girl home
>There are posters in this thread who have never had a cigarette
>There are posters in this thread who never went on a leavers' holiday with friends after school
>There are posters in this thread who have never tried any drug
>There are posters in this thread who will die having never known human intimacy
>There are posters in this thread who have never really lived

baffling

Someone is bending the rules on a casual comedic version of countdown? Oh woe is me!

don't mind me just shagging a super model

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is poleaboo a tranny?

face it motherfucker I could pay to get rid of you
I got more heads in the hood than pagan rituals

this the countdown one yeah
they do that all the time

not a single one would be on my list (altho I admit the beatles were important)
girls sticking together hehe

Why don't you just kill yourself? That's all we're asking. Rid the world of your useless presence.

Iron Maiden is better than Black Sabbath

woe will be you if you keep this attitude up sunshine

antisemitism requires institutional power and white people don't have it

send more pics, i need to build up my folder

yes

What are their stories?

doug doesn't really have much of a story, just a weirdo
now i think about it, sicilian is probably the one blogging poster i believe is real on /brit/, he even posted his parents
although still not sure whether he genuinely believes he's white or it's just (very successful) bait

unironically done all these except the ones you need to do with a friend/girl

What kind of braindead bugman nonce watches these scripted panel shows oh my days

albanian subhuman

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Albania should have been nuked

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hahaha silly euro weiners

and miss the white genocide? haha no. seeing you dumb wh*te mongrels get bred out of existence is just too exciting to miss.

how the fuck did he do it lads? how did he manage to pull kate moss?

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This is an invasion

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Have diagnosed autism and have done most of those things trying to fit in at university haha
these ones apply:
>There are posters in this thread who don't have a group of close and supportive friends
>There are posters in this thread who have never brought a girl home
>There are posters in this thread who never went on a leavers' holiday with friends after school
>There are posters in this thread who will die having never known human intimacy
>There are posters in this thread who have never really lived

these might:
>There are posters in this thread who don't get invited to meet up several times a week
i don't get invited but it's already pre-organised that we meet
>There are posters in this thread who have never kissed a girl
she kissed me but i don't care about girls

doug's just talked a bit about his temp jobs before and being a NEET

Doctors, engineers, scientists...

>wh*te people

That's because your a posh twat with shit taste. Maybe stick to the opera mate.

Britain urgently needs a proletarian dictatorship

i am a white italian man
get it through your head lad

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what make you say I have shit taste?

he'd fit in pretty well with all the deranged brown sex cases we pay Nauru to keep there

so you've done about 3?

hello nigger

money and fame

tories are weird cunts lads

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all the other English speaking generals on /int are soulless

Poleaboo in Nauru haha it almost rhymes

why do the french love niggers so much?

reads for the month:
how to win friends and influence people,
complete works of Leo Tolstoy,
Harry Potter series,
das kapital.

of talent and potential

>although still not sure whether he genuinely believes he's white or it's just (very successful) bait
that fat beaner is addicted to (You)s and will say anything to get the runts riled up

Kate moss was more famous AND worth more than him at the time though

yeh basicly

Because your posh

>hello nigger

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hes waiting for an irishman to wish him happy birthday

it's amazing what you can achieve with a bit of charm and a shitload of drugs

is it the 1920s again??

lots of poo in nauru

great to see so many engineers in one place