How Shadman fucked my chances up with a cute Australian girl (PIC REALLY FUCKING RELATED)

>be me
>18 yo serbian fag
>work at a pizza place to have an excuse to not go on vacation with my parents (and my sister)
>its hard for the first two weeks, gets progressively easier
>My manager moves me from my peaceful restaurant to work in the towns center for a week
>fuckme.jpg
>work partial day/night shift (from 6 to 3 oclock)
>on my fourth day there, I establish a working dinamic with my pizza bro colleague, he cleans and does paper work while I prepare and serve the endless hordes during the night
>Three grills approach
>"Oi, ya speak english m8?"
>"Ofcourse! What can I do for ya?"
>my cartoon network powers kick in
>They order, and we start to talk about random stuff while their pizza is preparing
>one of them starts getting interested in me
>I told her if she wants a guide while shes here, that Im willing to assist her
>she accepts
>Pizza bro comes to the rescue and lets me go home
>gives me a cheeky wink
>meet them outside
>go to exchange insta profiles
>I see shes looking unusually long at my recomended feed
>ITS FUCKING SHADBASE
>After we exchange an awkward look, she reluctantly adds me
>Im literally more embarassed than the time I shit my pants during a school field trip in 5th grade
>say a quick goodbye and hastlly leave
>fucking hate myself
>go to sleep sad

this was originally posted on /b/ but someone recomended that I post this shit here

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not reading this fucking shit, fuck you and die

thats what you get for liking >shadman

fpbp

prove it

>shadman

How? I dont want to leak her personall info on Jow Forums dude

Happened/

This. Pleb tier and looks like ass.

Send her some of based shadman's porn. She will appreciate it

lol who cares you still didn't beat it so

and ofc this is a controversial opinion, but you dont need to like dick girls and incest to like shadmans internet personality

Youre working at a pizzajoint not at a fucking multi where privacy policies can fuck you up. Show pics of her instagram you lying shit.

ok, but im bluring her name and faces related to her, give me a sec

here ya go

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Fuck Shadman

Don't, whatever you do, infiltrate his Discord.

This is what you get for thinking Kosova is Serbian. She later she to Albania to get rid of your degenerate weeb stench.

This is funny

>Liking shadman
>Keeping porn on your main account

why would you have an instagram unless you're a model paid for product placement or a literal escort looking for work?

>cute
>australian girl

doesn't compute

Losing an Australian girl because of stupid stuff, lol i can only imagine how angry at yourself you must right now. You will never have another chance of attracting an Australian lady like this again.

Q predicted this.

ah yes.....the australian girl

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Shad does it again!

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

looks like a slag
she probably has herpes
you dodged a bullet my little serbian friend

Same, user-kun.
>talking to shadman
>full of excitement
>he says I look like a 14 year old boy who's had a few too many cheeseburgers

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all you passed out on was a one or two 3-5 minute penis in bagina moments with a strayan roastie, your ok you havent missed out on much, try to get an actual serbian gf and become a domacin with at least 3 kids