Early morning edition
/ausnz/
Asher Smith
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Connor Wood
>early morning
>almost 12pm
Ayden Perez
Real thread:
Adam Butler
No
If it doesn't involve /balt/ I'm not interested
Joseph Wright
If it's before 12 then it's early
Dominic Miller
Fixed it
Zachary Reed
Joshua Young
Her breasts are too big, it's gross
Andrew Howard
No, this is the best girl
Zachary Adams
Is it true that New Zealand doesnt have an army?
Dylan Smith
Hello
I want to move to Australia
I'm not good looking and ripped liked Australian men so I can't get a wife
Who wants to hire me?
Charles Edwards
Um yes we do
>New Zealand used to have 5 frigates and 15 jet fighter planes but the Labour government decided that Meccano and Matchbox toys couldn't really defend the country if invading forces ever got "serious". However, the Minister of Defence recently commented that the country does have 'abundant supplies of angry and belligerent teen school girls'.
Adam Jones
Afternoon lads. How are you all?
Dylan Hernandez
Why do only kiwis post in these threads?
Nolan Stewart
I'm doing great!
Just relaxing on a Saturday with a coffee
I am the comfy~
How are you today?
Lucas Torres
Just had a few coffees myself. Now sweating my ass off because i'm a small cunt and not used to this amount.
Nathan Wood
Gay anime core, please make an Aussie general so there’s actually a good place for non-gay Aussies and kiwis
Owen Richardson
Wow
Little bitch can't handle her coffees
Michael Harris
>implying any of us are actually gay
Anthony Ramirez
what if im an aussie faggot though? (bi but still a faggot)
Hudson Kelly
I prefer to be called a cunt. And i can handle my coffee, just not THIS amount
Grayson Diaz
I never have more than 2 coffees a day, I dunno how people do it
No bully
High Key gay for a low key straight
Charles Green
Whatever bitch girl
John Bell
fugg u
i'm a boy
James Gray
my thighs hurt
Christian Jenkins
I can rub them better for you
Jack Turner
:')
Connor Roberts
No you're too short to be a boy
You need to be re-educated and turned into a girl
Isaiah Morales
>You need to be re-educated and turned into a girl
how do you re-educate me into a girl though
Nolan Fisher
What the fuck is my issue Netflix? My TV is plugged into my PC and flickers when I watch netflix, so I swapped the cables around and now my monitor flickers when I watch netflix. It's literally only while I watch Netflix. What the fuck?
Gabriel Wood
it's the joos
Andrew Russell
It's the Goyim
Ethan Ramirez
does this turn you on? it turns me on :S
Cooper Ramirez
It's probably the electric jews that make the TV work
Jackson Wright
kys yank
multiple types of jews exist though
Carter King
very nice day
Nolan Gutierrez
I dress you up in girls clothes and fuck you till I mind break you
Chase Baker
could work but that seems pretty gay
Owen Reed
It's not gay if you're a girl
Isaac Brown
but i have no vag to stick benis in
what now, homo?
Juan Ross
What city in Australia or Mew Zealand hould I move to?
must have asian immigrants
Jackson Ward
tasmania
Isaiah Collins
I'll just train your ass to be a pussy
Samuel Jones
little concerned about this
Xavier Wilson
i heard it's not gay friendly
Carter Sullivan
move to fagland then in NZ
Hudson Young
Fucking hell, I'm being forced to socialize
Hate this
Jaxon Harris
why though
Ian Ortiz
I'M NOT GAY YOU PIG
Jordan Morris
>t. known regular at local gay bars
Asher Allen
i hate gay bars. i also hate everyone on grindr. most gays disgust me
there are no cute feminine bois here so i will be forever lonely.
not that i'm gay
John Sanders
twinks r cute here
Dylan Parker
same here, i was chatting to a few on grindr last night and this morning, but i jerked off and lost interest afterwards like always
Gavin Butler
i want an even shorter twink to feel up but that's impossible
Adam Clark
whats your height
Gavin Bailey
5'3, 5'4 if i'm feeling like a big boy that day
Grayson James
damn, and i thought i was short at 5'10 lol
are you cute at least
Julian Johnson
ye but i'm an autist when it comes to socializing
Camden Baker
well yeah we all are, thats why we're on here shitposting in the middle of a saturday lmao
Ethan Lopez
de.pornhub.com
i love him, he is so cute, i want to fuck him so bad
but i think he might be a fag.. disgusting
Connor Ortiz
>might be a fag
it ain't a "might", bro
Ethan Morales
too bad. i would fuck him
but i don't want to get aids and become gay
Andrew Powell
umm wear a condom then? do they not exist in germany?
Julian Ross
yes but only fags need them. if I start having sex with men i will become gay
being gay will twist your mind and I won't be able to get a job anymore
you should never engage in gay sex!
Michael Bailey
>yes but only fags need them
lmao unless you're married to a bitch you should use a condom
>if I start having sex with men i will become gay
not if he's a cute twink or dresses like a grill, then it's not gay
>I won't be able to get a job anymore
huh, why not?
>you should never engage in gay sex!
too late!
Adam Gomez
your life is lost then
you are gay and embraced your mental illness
nobody will take you seriously and most people think you're disgusting
i feel sorry for you, you were too weak
Samuel Bailey
Morning!
Parker Allen
>parents know for sure i'm a homo now
that's a weight off my shoulders. fuck
Samuel Watson
morn
Henry Gutierrez
did they catch you sucking bbc?
Jaxon Flores
fell asleep and left my gay discussions up
Joseph Sanders
lol, imagine that
My parents think I'm straight
Angel Johnson
w-was it lewd?
Nathan Phillips
They're religious lad, think i fucked up
Isaac Peterson
Well it described me wanting to suck a dick, so yes
Adam Foster
you could have just said you were trolling someone
Kayden Lewis
Any /elite/ man in?
Julian Reed
when my father saw me sleeping in the same bed and hear me talk about gay stuff with my friend when we were 14
he told me about what homosexuality is. of course not in a nice way
however over the years i learned that you shouldn't engage in gay sex and being gay eliminates you from being a normal member of society
please do not give in! stay asexual!
Chase Morris
You don't have to live to please your father. You're free to do whatever you want.
Samuel Morales
Hello! How are you?
Jaxson Williams
Oh shit
rip you
Repent sinner
Parker Stewart
probably
:(
alrightish
not a sinner
Kevin Perez
who wants to do that
no gay lover can ever be as close to you as your family
keep that in mind before you betray your family
Bentley Thomas
lol cunt
Leo Collins
But if your family does not accept you as you are, then they have betrayed you
Brandon Jones
the more i observe gays on the internet the more i realize that it is in fact a degeneration or mental illness
society doesn't want people like us, yes i have homosexual thoughts too.
they can only accept us if we stay asexual and quiet.
we could never survive without society, because we are an evolutionary mistake
If you are religious, maybe god can help, I heard good things about him
I'm an atheist therefore my only solution is to surpress the urges or quietly satisfy them by jerking off
Tyler Williams
you have one life mate. if you want to get dicked... get dicked
John Cox
i'd rather be a respected member of society
Jackson Brown
do what you want brother, i can't stop you
Brody Howard
We live in postmodern times, "society" as a monolith is dead
Angel Edwards
we live in a society
Ethan Stewart
i can't stop you either
i'm just trying to save your life
you might think i'm just another psycho on Jow Forums but trust me
you don't want to be gay
Levi Lopez
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Carson Thompson
What's wrong?
Parker Gray
WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE
David Nguyen
shower time
Dylan Mitchell
was a pretty good shower
Joseph Cooper
Ate a whole bowl of noodle canteen by myself. I feel fat now.
Christopher Foster
fat
Parker Gray
you ARE fat