Look at the phone contacts

>having a mom that understands texting

she's a boomer, she only calls

fucking faggot

No, it's not

>look at my phone
>ex gf asking if I wanted to be FWB still but can't open it because she'll see the "Read" receipt
chicks are bad news.

Pussy, why care? What she gonna do?

how so?

what a faggot

Well well well.

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>only one female non family contact
>she contacted me first
>turns out she's crazy and only wants to get with me because of my hearing disability
Needless to say I ran but she keeps calling me randomly

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I only have relatives in my phone contacts haha lol

I don't even have sister's number

>I don't even have sister's number
I don't have my older one, acts too much like a stacey and voice annoys me.

>11 female contacts
>all of them were for school projects
>all of them probably forgot who i am

yeah I don't have her number either

1. Airplane mode on
2. Read it
3. (Optional) Screenshot
4. Delete it
5. Airplane mode off
It's not hard

>giving phone numbers to people in your group project
lol wtf

I only let old conversations with non-relative women and contacts of women that I don't even talk to anymore just to have them there and think about it lol

I'm pathetic, I never imagined girls would be so rare and precious for me, I failed :(

Protecting yourself or your sister?
youtube.com/watch?v=BJALDqr_IaQ
youtube.com/watch?v=2HkjrJ6IK5E

My phone is filled with fake girl contacts just in case someone looks at my contact list

The autistic part is that they usually never gave it to me. Usually they were sharing it amougst each other and i would memorize their phone numbers and put it in my contacts when they weren't looking.

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>look at phone contacts
>2 female non relative contacts
>one is my gf
>other one is my mother in law
Had 2 classmates numbers for a project but deleted them since we never talked after. I'm an autistic/sperg retard but manage to look ok and have been taught good manners so people don't see me as a 100% weirdo. Swimming and lifting also helps I guess. But still can't socialize much. Have a gf because she approached me first, same with my ex kek. End of blogpost.

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>Look at the phone contacts
>Eight non-relative contacts
>One is my boss
>One is a coworker who I'm starting to befriend a little bit
>Three are friends I met through school
>Two are also friends that I met though my other friends
>One is one of my professors

>look at phone contacts
>Only have direct family and a few things I needed to call up because why would you text somebody when messenger exists

Phone contacts
>mom
>dad
>siblings
I speak to my dad once or twice a year and to my siblings literally never

I'd have more contacts but honestly, all non relatives just contact me through Facebook or some other messaging app.

In fact I rarely make calls since everyone just sends me messages.

Yes it is.

>Look at phone contacts
>haven't talked to a female that didn't have to talk to me since school
>don't visit relatives on my own initiative
>women don't even look at me
I-If I cut they'll like me right...

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I don't even have a phone.. Just my MP3 player.

I don't have contacts, I use my cellphones to read comics and listen to music on the go. Actually I'm phone posting right now.

>look at phone
>have ZERO contacts

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...

based and redpilled

What do you use as an alarm?

>hearing disability
>calls you
Girl has some moves

user the only people that are upset with arranged marriages are ones that dont know what true love is trust me as a Paki you don't want to have one the only reason they do it is because there is pressure to get married there is no actual benefit or motivation from an arranged marriage

it will all be better in college r-right? i'll finally find some cute arabic exchange student gf when I start in 2 months

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I have a normal bedside table clock but haven't needed it in like 5 years.

BASED
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>true love
Jow Forums is an 18+ website.

>I have a normal bedside table clock
Fair enough, I don't have enough spare power outlets and are generally paranoid about it not working the only time I need to use it, but a small alarm clock is less fucking around than a mobile phone. Good for you, man.

>
I have one of these, works perfectly with my AKG Y50. Enough space, long battery life and loud volume.

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>looks at phone contacts
>mom
>dad
>brother
>brother

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You could always get a grandma type alarm clock.
Wind up, no electricity needed and wakes up half the neighborhood. Had one when I was younger.

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>get a text for the first time in weeks
>it’s just Bell notifying me that i’ve used 95% of my monthly usage and reminding me to pay a $90 bill

i have one
but she's my classmate and she is married

>no call or message for 2 years
i have this thing purely because im supposed to
still use it for alarm clock and gps so cia can know exactly where i am at any second
what can i do, gps is useful sometimes