/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

I doodled a retarded alligator

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who else /goingtosleepat10pmonafridaylikeagoodmommysboy// here

just opened a box of M&Ms and sour patch kids LOL

Rewatch lain instead

enjoy

>boreball
we need a new sport

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thanks nice lizard

Soccer is north America #1 sport now bud

thanks spics

no a new sport
preferably involving the use of animal companions

*sips*

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What happened to those posters? Are they kill?

How do we make hunting a mainstream sport

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kidnap homeless people and hunt them in abandoned Chinese cities

nice drawing of an intelligent Floridian snapping turtle

Watch competitive video games instead

How do we make killing niggers a sport

I know for a fact none of you little white boys would say shit to me, an african-canadian, irl

are you that uninteresting that you know nobody would ever want to talk to you

desperately need to find an impregnate a dominican female

post feet

Loosen the taxes on guns

thinking about buying yakuza 0

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how to improve USA:
>stop giving money to other countries
>legalize all drugs and get rid of the DEA
>remove gun restrictions
>let the free market do its thing
>no more public schooling
>remove obamacare and welfare
>legalize prostitution
>give men the authority in marriage
>lower taxes

This and death penalty for property crimes (torture for worse)

I hate hero worship of football players so much.

how to improve USA:
>stop giving money to other countries
>legalize all drugs and get rid of the DEA
>remove gun restrictions
>let the free market do its thing
>no more public schooling
>remove obamacare and welfare
>legalize prostitution
>give men the authority in marriage
>lower taxes

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shut up gay arab

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homo

football fans stike me as gay

their small feminine side erupts when they see a chad like Brady

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for such worshippers of masculinity, men sure are insecure at mere criticism of football culture.
really, just be at a bar and say you’re annoyed with all the football drivel, they’ll be so astounded they won’t stop throwing misogynistic crap your way for a long time.

>CIA Dumping cocaine in the Ocean
The fish are getting high

>really, just be at a bar and say you’re annoyed with all the football drivel
sorry I can actually relate to other people and don't just spew some autistic shit like that when I go out

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i've heard that cocaine is a shit drug and meth is the good stuff

hate Saudis

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How pure of meth can you get? Prescription?

521
they hate you more

what's the drug that makes you feel like you're jizzing?

you can get prescribed desoxyn although it's rare

I made this gif

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congratulations

>you don’t like what I like? w-w-what? th-THATS AUTISM!!!!
ironically, getting this butthurt at differing opinions is something autistic people do.
your head is just like a football; full of air, and need a lotta kicking to get it anywhere.

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the fact that you think not liking football was the autistic part of that sentence is hilarious

why would you ever go into a bar and just talk to somebody about how much you hate something that is for purely entertainment

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Football is a shit sport anyway and will die out because it’s boring as fuck to watch. You can’t be serious that a game lasts like 3 hours in total and they only do shit with the ball for 15 minutes. Fucking 15 minutes. What a joke.

then you must’ve heard it from a methhead.
both of them are literal poisons anyway, so what the hell, why even compare which one is best?

>being so socially inept you actually think people go into bars just to complain about football
wow
oh wow
no, really, you’re literally a football head, there’s nothing in there.

wrong

you sound totally secure in your life

You better not talk shit about furpuck you spastic desert rat

>>being so socially inept you actually think people go into bars just to complain about football

see

at least you picked a rare flag so filtering you wont be as annoying as it is with the german

hockey
the other meme game, only less marketable and twice as forgettable
hahahahahahaha

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fuckin great, now where am i gonna find a saudi gf to play pond hockey with me ?

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>saudi
>girl

if you think that means I went to a bar to complain about a sport instead of, y’know, being in one that had a relaxing atmosphere yet still buzzing with varied conversations only to get ruined by a bunch of literal bowlers who switched every TV in the place to the sports channels and literally wouldn’t stop yelling about meaningless football history, then you’re braindead and suck at reading.

byeee, glad I made you butthurt enough to filter out a memeflag.

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oh, i thought it’s a typical thing that women do, which is not “appreciating” the sport?
y’know, that, and other sexist insults?

youtu.be/m_9hfHvQSNo

Esports > sports
In terms of strategical and competitive gameplay. It’s so much more interesting to analyze pro level gameplay in video games than in sports.

say whaaaaa?

lol maybe if you dont understand sports at all

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this

this desu

Bah, sports are definitely strategically deep but not at the same level as say dota 2 or Starcraft. Those games are simply more complex and allow for more thinking. You’re allowed to make video games like that because there is only a minor physical component to them while sports usually require your full body to be pushed to its physical limits.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Watching hulu

youtube.com/watch?v=TXj6j2XuYhQ

nice

there is something to the intelligence it takes to control your body in the way professional athletes do while also having to concentrate on completely other things at the same time. Oh and the fact that they have to do it while being in pain most of the time

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bully me

*hugs you instead*

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smelly idiot lol

hi Ryan!

h-hi zando

gn guys I'm too tired

night

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this is MURDER

me on the left

How do I get a job as a shill? Wouldn't mind making some money while using this site.

youtu.be/MIZNISdZdJE

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does self hypnosis work

>México has a population of 123 million people
>Not a single well established, under 30, well looking femdom/findom domina in all of the country

I've been searching for days and there is absolutely nothing, its easier to get results from fucking belgium

What a shithole country, PLEASE nuke

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Idk maybe craigslist