/brit/

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Jeremy's bogan glass today.

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can't believe you sad cunts migrated so early
like a herd of cattle you lot
would you jump off a bridge if op told you to?

do muslims have an equivalent of nuns?

>wake up
>first thing I see on reddit is this
CANNOT wait to dig into these comments let me tell you

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NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

i kill niggas for the cheapest price
i roll with Satan, not Jesus Christ

youtube.com/watch?v=DgCcL-Nc5wA

i too visit reddit

why is it ALWAYS chinks making new eds 50 posts early???

doubt I'd need that much encouragement 2bh

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"best out of three" referendums are the key to a healthy democracy

thought saying nigger is american culture not british

why are the irish so suicidal???

it's not. nigger is a british word.

t. dumb cunt

*ASMR for people who don't get tingles #359 comes on*

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Based

you are autistic if you cant stop listening to ASMR

t. working at a day care centre for autistic people

why do people watch ASMR? it's so embarrassing
some fat cow caked in makeup blowing into a mic

no that's haram

Was islamabhobic but got a turkish mate at toil so now im alright with them

sometimes it's to only type of attention some people can get

too much estrogen in the womb serious answer

Tune
youtube.com/watch?v=9FzZjyMW8ds

Reminder that Ireland is technically Third World

>he can't experience ASMR tingles

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who dis

left Jow Forums for 3 whole days when someone on /tv/ linked an ASMR video of some fat bearded lad whispering baby noises into a fucking cot

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some thot from asians gone wild on reddit
she deleted all her posts after marrying some white guy in canada

democracy must die

used to sit in the university library for hours in the social science isle and watch qts look for books and read the blurb. would send my scalp into overdrive

Ireland is proof that nations are just made up

Imagine if people from cheshire made up a language and declared independence and english oppressed them - literally ireland's history

you cant kill an idea

>democracy must die

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why do the spergs on reddit upvote images where the face isn't visible? can't fap to just a body without knowing what her face looks like.

i have no problems with muslims
my dentist is muslim and he seems like a sound lad
i just don't think people should be teaching a form of religion that demands you treat people like shit for being female/gay/of a different religion
not in a tolerant, secular society anyway
if "hate speech" laws were applied equally, most of the mosques in britain would be shut down tomorrow

unironically don't think god exists

literally me

You English dogs you, effeminate whores are you, kisses my Scottish butt and are proud to be able to do this, something better can not happen to a miserable Englishman.

spacker

Trump has been very good for my stocks and shares ISA desu lads, 10% return in the year

i'm a self-loathing ginger

zip it you sissy scot!

>isle

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scotland is not a real country
you are a smelly english rapebaby wearing a dress

ginger girl is the most beautiful form of female

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Plans for today:

Eat cereal for a bit
Play FIFA for a bit
Sit in the sun reading for a bit
Gym for a bit
Dinner for a bit
Sleep for a bit

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weird being the only true 'ard lad in /brit/, could put any lad ITT on his arse with a single punch

kinda like a superpower

Ayo can y’all get some aigs and seran wrap at the store?

try me

plans for today:

hop down to pret for a late brunch
hop down to the golf club for a spot of 9 holes
hop down to the fitness club for my private tennis lesson
hop down to the gentleman's club in the evening to sample some fine wines with michelin star cooking

Try me sunshine

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No a fascist but love the flag

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>Joe Hart to Burnley

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>with a single punch
i'd probably sidestep or duck or deflect it mate
two punches is optimal
stun them with a left jab they can't dodge, then knock them out with the right

but why
they've already got two decent keepers

ok but seriously
5 americans
5 australians
5 englishmen
who wins the brawl?

>butt
FOY

Find another one fucking runt.

morning lads

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the 5 aussies

so much for drumpf solving the korea situation

Christians, jews and hindus are all taught that too

The muzzies are the only ones who actually pay attention to their religions

state

>Broadcaster James Whale has been suspended from Talk Radio after an interview with a rape victim which it says "completely lacked sensitivity".
>In a video clip from the radio interview, the presenter can be seen mouthing the words "orally raped", shaking his head and laughing when Ms Hodgson details what happened to her.

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surely they won't start him over pope, he had a good season

me

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if we're taking a purely representative sample of those lads
honestly, probably the aussies
although there's a chance one of the englishmen is a nutter who batters everyone, including the other englishmen

they already have two keepers who are better than him

don't get this transfer AT ALL

they literally haven't signed anyone else either

I'm not sharon mate

>93116552▶
did the nigger kick the ball

does she have teeth and a working jaw?

b-b-but kim said he'd really stop this time, it wasn't like the 10 times when the norks have said they'd stop before, then continued immediately once they've got what they wanted

FUCKING LIBTARDS REEEEEE

are australians really as tough as people say?
why would they be?
soft cunts hiding in a/c officespace all day with their only opponents being timid chinamen
americans have to survive nigger and spic filled urban jungle

Cheers son's crying. Nice one

it's pretty rare you go into a catholic church and the man is going "god wants you to slice off your daughter's clit and cave in the skulls of adulterers and chuck gays off a roof"
the westboro baptist church is a radical aberration and even they don't go as far as islamist clerics

they get out and about a lot more, play more sports, they're just fitter in general
yanks usually survive their urban jungle by getting a gun or moving to safer neighbourhoods

The pope cant be arsed with followibg the book

The bible is full of mutilating children and turning gays to salt

its worth it for the lulzy memritv stills 2bh

Islam is unironically based. Countries under sharia law are right wing paradises

he's too busy playing for burnley these days

Only the prime British bulls made it there

32 brownie bites down the gullet

not my fault, tesco shouldn't bake so much and then just let it go out of date

fuck off yanks are frail cunts that hide behind guns
the average brit or aussie who smash the fucking lights out of the average yank

Fat cunt

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lucky janny is not there and didn't pruned this thread

>can't drink beer
>paradise
OUT