This is my trap to catch europeans

this is my trap to catch europeans

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Sorry, Russian army recruitment ads don't work on us.

What will you do when you catch them? Send them to space?

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Kek

I have a question.
I want to stimulate the feeling of getting my penis sucked on, because I don't have a gf yet.
Is there a special machine I can buy for that? Small is best because I'll need to hide it from my parents and brothers.

good quality thread

attach mouth fleshlight to vacuum cleaner and lube it up before you turn it on

Aren't fleshlights for girls?

speaking of traps
kids in my village we had a tradition of posting pic related early in the morning in a muslim village and then hiding in the bushes with binoculars and watching
whose ever mine went off first, he received a bottle of rakia

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I'm sorry but you have to be over 18 to post here

no dumbass you put dick inside

Jej

What the fuck are you talking about?
You put landmines in the village?

>not brown or black
sorry but this is too RACIST for me

Thank you Based Russian poster for your help, I'll look into how to buy this discreetly.
Wow rude.

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what the fuck is wrong with her face is she melting

Nobody understands your sosach memes

Serbs put landmines in Muslim villages

ye
it was during the wartime with the muslims and we were village kids
army didnt want to give us guns or recruit us since we were 10 to 15 but muslim 10 to 15s were fighting regularly, we felt like we needed to step up

luckily we had near infinite landmines almost everywhere, activated and planted ones but also boxes full of unactivated ones too

I see
You gave the ones that stepped on unactivated ones a botttle of rakia?

>beliving RT propaganda
don't die from aids yet commrad

quality post

Won't work me.

>RT propaganda
>aids
kek

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Using russian twinks would be cheaper

no, we would all sneak into muslim villages, plant and activate mines all over the place, and then leave the village before people start waking up
whoever planted the mine that went off first, won a bottle

after the first one went off we had to run away because muslim villagers might call their muslim army and they might start their patrols

no, we are expensive

>I'll look into how to buy this discreetly.
BadDragon ships discreetly

based and redpilled

so basically you committed war crimes and are bragging about it on Jow Forums

based

They sent your astronauts to space.

And they could have won if Clinton didn't side with the Muslims.

Fuck Clinton

only crime in war is losing

so you'd be ok if those muslims do the same in the serb villages

She's thinking about how big is that brown cock

actually they started the war by opening automatic fire out of nowhere on serbian village weddings
us kids placing a few landmines in the meantime while the armies are too busy fighting over bigger villages is really not that big of a deal

there are entire swaths of land that have returned to regular forest because of all the landmines that nobody wants to go near. I don't know how the wildlife fare, though...

i guess squirrels and rabbits and whatnot just detonates them, and since they breed like insects it has no impact on the ecosystem

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The Serbs deserved a slap

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When did this happen?

Most of those items are outside of the drop zone of the box. Just saying... it's a badly constructed trap.

Whores

wow, Russian photoshop skills are AMAZING

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here.

yeah
>what is feathering your selection

>they started the war
don't play dumber than you actually are,serve
the bosnian war started in 1992
one full year after the onset of yugoslav wars and the attack on Slovenia,siege of Vukovar and OvĨara massacre
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-Day_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_Yugoslav_campaign_in_Croatia

fake and gay