Ask a drunk Australian anything

wait aussies have worcestershire sauce?
do you know how to say it properly?

Stop talking in chink.

馬称好 称你吗

alone?

What music do you like?

>wait aussies have worcestershire sauce?
Yeah. Can't it be found all over the world?

>do you know how to say it properly?
Serious? We aren't Americans, you know.

馬鹿馬鹿しい

unironically everything

woostersheer isnt it?

What do you think about pigeons?

youtube.com/watch?v=0lc9wldH1Uo

rats of the sky

Flying rats. Wear a condom.

wohstarshir

nice

you had me at 'piano'

>wohstarshir
nah its
woster

>Serious? We aren't Americans, you know.
you are a chink though
also you talk like a girl

>you are a chink though
I am? That's news to me.
>also you talk like a girl
Australians have the most masculine English accents. Even our women sound like men.

Ask a drunk chink anything should be the name of your thread.

>Australians have the most masculine English accents. Even our women sound like men.
i mean how you write
what cup size are you?

你吗称 好称好

>asking to see a Jow Forums posters belly
>not a flaming faggot
yeah you sure type like a man yourself, degenerate sissy

no more (You)'s for you cunt

>i mean how you write
What?

thoughts on riccy to renault?

no idea wtf you're talking about t b h(to be honest)

espn.com/f1/story/_/id/22848737/why-2018-daniel-ricciardo-big-year-f1

Try Taylor's 2000 Port next time if you've got the coin. I'll knock your socks off (in a good way mate)

>drinking cask wine
>if you got the coin

why do australians shit in the shower?

Why do Americans shit in the shower with their shoes on?

That guy shitting in his shower has such small pieces of shit it obvious he's doing the bulk of the job in his toilet.

I thought yiou were joking honestly, cask wine sounds like something out of Skyrim tbf

It's boxed wine, not litteral wooden casks.

it's just wine in foil in a cardboard box

it's the cheapest alcohol here in Aus

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>Taylor's 2000 Port
>not drinking grahams 40

I guarantee you've never tried Taylor's 2000 then. Dont worry you dont have to shell out big for a taste as im sure you can find it in any 5 star hotel near you, just ask for a glass (or even just a sip "to try" if you're a real jew's jew) and you'll be blown away mate.

It literally tastes, nay feels like the first time you made love

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Oh yeah that tasty opened dusty bottle that sat on the shelf for 18 years. Can't wait to pay 90 bucks for a glass.

5 liters of box wine 12% ABV costs $20 in my area
How's it over there?

i have a bottle on my shelf right now you muppit
grahams is better
85 quid is not expensive for a vintage port you twit

What do you think about indogs ?

>i have a bottle on my shelf
>85 pounds is nothing

you're a posh cunt arent ya?

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>2018 being poor
try this you might like it if you like port amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01HI6VR0K/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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t. lives with parents

but i don't i have a flat in london xxxxx

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>Lachlan is not a person, but an Australian spirit
>We are all Lachlan deep down

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bit less, idk the ABV

who's

t. lachlan

lachlan is an australian visionary and he will live forever

>5 liters of box wine 12% ABV costs $20 in my area
1.5 litres of the cheapest garbage costs the equivalent of 20 ameribucks here

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>1.5 litres of the cheapest garbage costs the equivalent of 20 ameribucks here
You've seen nothing.

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but you guys got piss cheap spirits

bottom barrel cheapest 700ml spirits with 30std drinks here is $30+

not really though
have a look for yourself alko.fi/en/

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oh, Finland is also one of the Scandinavian states with outrageous alcohol taxes like Aus also

we are two but together in pricing pain we are one

stay strong brother

isn't pronouncing the "shire" at the end optional though
i remember seeing the IPA guide have both woster and wostershire

stay strong

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