I want to order a cutie gf from Russia but apparently after she gets citizenship she will leave me. The answer is simple: we should change the Canadian Law so that after the RussianQT gets citizenship she has to stay and be a loving waifu that will have lots of qt3.14 Russian-Leaf babies with you and be by your side forever. How can we do this?
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Gabriel Butler
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Blake Wood
So get a non mail order bride you pussy
John White
Lock her in the basement, dumbass.
Russian girls always fall for the basement trick.
Blake Hernandez
So I would have to go to Russia to meet her and bring her back myself that way? Would she not be able to leave me after getting citizenship that way?
I'd love her too much to do that to her user.
Tyler Edwards
>falling in love with a mail order bride
Just get a prostitute so you can fall in love with her instead, it's cheaper and she might appreciate you for doing so.
Nolan Barnes
Cancucks don't have domestic qt3.14s ?
Evan Stewart
as if Chang can woo a woman without chloroform or money
Henry Powell
This
Joshua Ross
Doesn't sound like marriage material though, prostitutes are only in it for the money, with a Russian mail order bride I would have to pay but afterwards she'd be committed to be a good waifu, if we can make it illegal to leave after citizenship that would make things perfect.
I'm having trouble finding a gf that way desu :/. A mail order bride would make things so much easier.
Aaron Bennett
What province are you from?
Parker Rodriguez
Born and raised in the capital senpai
David Hill
>would make things so much easier.
Doesn't sound like it. Just stay an incel, wank to chinese cartoons and wait for waifubots like the rest of us
Jonathan James
James Moore
How can you not find a gf in the capital? You really must be quite the incel.
You know rural hicks get filipina wifes because all the young girls leave for the capital so they have to. They literally outnumber men and you still want a mail order bride.
Julian Myers
That explains a lot.
Thomas Jones
are you chang ? That seems to be the only explanation...
Robert Jenkins
>rural retard or vancouverfag jealous of the only province that matters
I bet Toronto lives in your head, rent free. Stay irrelevant.
Josiah Jones
First, Toronto isn't the capital. Second, have you ever been to Toronto / Ottawa-Hull?
William Powell
I'll leave that as worst-case scenario, 3D has been a huge turn on for me.
I'm not a Chad but don't consider myself incel-tier, although I like spending time on their internet communities. Lots of really hot thots at my school but too much effort to get, basically confirming what I've heard about roasties only going for the best looking Chads and being not worth the effort for an average guy to go after. This is why I've been thinking about mail order. I find Russians super cute which is why I'd like a Russian mail order bride, but if its easier to get a Filipino mail order bride then I'll go for that instead. How exactly do I do this?
No but I spend time with Asians a lot, I find the Koreans in my community great friend material.
Nicholas Ortiz
So she would have to stay married to you, no matter what? Even if you were abusive, neglectful, etc? No. Just no.
Camden Gonzalez
Russian women are slaves with no feelings.
Jonathan Edwards
>mail order
Are you really under the impression you can just call up the russian mob and be like "1 waifu pls"
Nathaniel Reyes
Incels on this site talking about women is so fucking funny, you just know from posts which are the type to look at the floor or their phone whenever woman is present
Mason Ramirez
>pic
Oh my :3
Jason Russell
up
Alexander Price
Canada's capital is actually quite small and only pencil pushers go there, there's no future there unless you wanna work for the government.
Jason Morris
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