Why do Americans do this?
Why do Americans do this?
Gavin Morris
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Logan Kelly
Joseph Bennett
Jaxon Scott
>spoke to an American coming out of the hotel lobby
>tell him I'm Irish
>he pulls a celtic cross necklace out from under his clothes
Jordan Rodriguez
oh wow
Eli Young
>Lmao British?
Wyatt Jackson
had the same experience but he was Canadian, claimed he's Danish, I start speaking Danish, then he's like "woah I'm Danish but I don't speak it! My ancestors left in the 1800s!'
Bentley Sullivan
>Lmao British?
That bit gets me every fucking time.
Connor Anderson
He thinks saying "lad" makes you British.
Asher Wilson
God has left us.
Gavin Watson
Lmao British?
Josiah Robinson
No matter how many times I read this, it never gets less painful.
Robert Turner
The implication is more of a snide 'so you think Americans are ethnically British, because we're actually German'.
Ryder Harris
>tell eurogay my ethnic background is X
>BUT YOU'RE NOT X YOURE AMERICAN
>I know, but my background is x. My parents are from x
>WOW DUMB ANERICAN YOUL NEVER BE X.
honestly Europeeons were a mistake, there's a good reason people left t at continent.
Joshua Hall
Am I the only one who likes muh heritage people? For example Minnesotans seem pretty comfy
Brandon Scott
Grayson Mitchell
Carson Carter
Except in the OP the guy only states that his ancestry is German several posts after he claims he is German. The absolute state of America and its reading comprehension.
Jackson Peterson
youtube.com
Justify this shit.
Jose Jones
t. guy who has never been to Minnesota or met a Minnesotan in his life
Adrian Torres
minnesotans are nice (hence the stereotype) and don't try to insufferably ape sweden or swedish politics
wouldn't say they're representative
Camden White
lmao British?
Daniel King
Hudson Smith
Henry Phillips
More gold
Daniel Fisher
>greentext ‘I am German’
>wew lad
Why do they always steal our humour
Isaiah Hall
Alexander Peterson
>Move to amarillo texas, Im mexican american from el paso texas
>Join soccer team
>first time interacting with white people who like soccer
>talking about the world cup, I ask if they rooting for other teams
>This white dude pulls up his shirt and shows me a 6 inch X 6 inch tattoo on his abdomen of a viking boat with a danish tattoo ,
>pulls up his shorts and shows me the three lions tattoo
not even joking lad
Samuel Torres
>danish tattoo
*danish flag
forgot to mention , that the white dude mentioned he has danish and british ancestary
Eli Roberts
British or specifically English? Because Scotland and Wales are different countries as far as international football is concerned.
Hudson Collins
>Just British, my mom's name is O'sully
Nathan Edwards
American think British and English are the same thing.
They'll call Scots Scots, and the Welsh Welsh (if they know what Wales even is).
Asher Richardson
forgot if he said british or english but yeah he probably thinks its the same thing
Aiden Wilson
So the guy is obsessively comparing himself to his ancestral stereotypes?
Colton Peterson
Yikes