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bhendaír

we should be arresting drug users, as well as the dealers. When your bath is overflowing upstairs and its leaking to downstairs, you don't just put a bucket downstairs to catch the leak. YOu turn off the fucking taps

if you're 25 years old and are still a virgin not through choice or have never or barely dated then you have literally been attractive to less people than 99.999% of the population.

Does that really mean you have less to offer than every single person you know? Virtually the entire world's population? I mean... where do you go from there? How do you go from knowing you have just done a worse job at human-ing than the entire human population to somehow loving yourself? Think about just how fucking bleak it must be to know you have less to you as a person than almost every other person.

the fact of the matter is that if you tell someone you're a virgin they're either gonna be shocked and horrified and ask what's wrong with you or assume you're religious or something. How can you have failed so badly (at something that is apparently as good a reflection of your value as a human as we're gonna find) that you've reached a level of failure that actually shocks people or people disbelieve?!? How? Shows how abnormal it is.

Classic Dave...

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off to the chipper, anyone want owt?

yes no shit that is why i'm a virgin not debating that i am litterally hte 0.001% or w.e of unattractiveness

thinking about the Bush War

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shut up virgin you have no power online just like in real life you sad fantasist

Business idea :- break the law, you get executed on the spot.

depends on the sport

sports that require technical ability such as football, boxing, snooker. Nah, no chance, don't even bother because you can play football for a year and still not be as good as Deano or Smithy who played football everyday from the ages of 9-13.

Sports like rowing, running, cycling, then yeah you can be decent but you'll have to hope you've got the right muscle fibres and have insane body proportions to be actually good

40 posts early - why?

answer me you cunt

yeah because thats working in America isn't it you fucking tosser?

I am back

cant fathom how people have fun just getting drunk and dancing to shitty edm at a party
why on earth would I do that when I could sniff a load of mandy and skank my head off at a rave

t. daesh

don't care virgin

it's Chip Palace

There should be a three-strikes death penalty for consumption of any drug

born in 1992
suspended from school in 2004, 2005 and 2006
left school in 2008
unemployed 2008-2012
failed re-entry into college 2012-2013
call centre runt 2014-2015
travelled the world 2015-2017
ran out of money 2017
tried to kill myself 2017
runt again at call centre 2018

chipmonger

don't even necessarily want to be properly "good"
i just wanna be able to kick a ball about with my mates without making a fool of myself. i can't even play 5-a-side because i'm so bad
being able to join in at pool down the pub would be nice too

>making 12 year old chess prodigy leave because his father doesn't earn 120k per annum

UK immigration policy is literally retarded

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done double anal & mandingo today

based as china

hahahaha she said vagina
hahahahahaha

why do they find this funny?

eye area is CRUCIAL

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Why on earth would East Asians care about white supremacist fantasies regarding colonial Africa

fuck off you cunt

deano just got promoted to branch managwr at carphone warehouse

Would you vote for him?

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based

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yeah but then how am i gonna pick up a 20 bag tonight

she's actually funny tbf

Good. Why should he be allowed in our country when we should be developing our own chess prodigy?

eyes of the right with the brow of the left
I look hideous

just scowl bro

can't even imagine the cringefest of a human who made this image

Which race do you lads want to take over once all the whites are gone?

Arabs, Asians, Blacks, Indians, Jews, Latinos?

left looks like a soulless robot
right looks like a real human being with emotion

Whos going to cringe fest 2018 then

arabs, at least roasties will get put in their place

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the saturday scran

would usually have it with a cider but have driving obligations later

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nah you're alright

enjoy being shit at chess

Jews already took over

Asians have a kind of nostalgia for European imperialism

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just got laid off at the cringe factory thanks brexitards

necked half a bottle of pimms to take the edge off the coke comedown and now i have a massive headache

Haha WHAT

You must be stick thin or a manlet if thats your portion size

could check mate you in 4 moves

ireland been put on boil wash

Looks good

want to visit sakhalin island, magadan, yakutsk and norlisk

grim

smash a xanny down your throat man

grim

what the fuck is this abomination

find it mad that lots of people are only getting redpilled now. I woke up to the hypocrisies and insanity of the left like 4 years ago. How others haven't managed to see it till now is strange

i am a technician at the cringe factory

what is it

looks good mate

alri big geezer

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Just fired someone at the cringe factory for saying he liked Barry Stanton

>middle class problems

I'm doing security at cringe fest 2018 ama

split the fare and come with?

whites aren't going to die out
>b-but muh birthrates
what you're seeing currently is merely a trend where only some people aren't procreating
the whites that continue to procreate are having 2 to 3 children, which will keep the birthrates healthy
the average only goes down once you include those who aren't breeding, or the occasional over-30 family who have 1 child

give it time and you'll have white birthrates going back up again, once the non-procreators have died out

Oh shit I didn't notice my xtreme quadz
Check

I find that hard to believe. How could Vietnamese for instance not resent the west after the destruction the French and Americans caused there

Bender

Let me rephrase the question. Which race do you want to win once all the whites are gone?

Arabs, Asians, Blacks, Indians, Jews, Latinos?

personifies modern western women

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these are the sort of people who cry about evil mugabe

the vietnamese love america they're like one of the most pro american states in the world

qt latinas

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>implying he's actually vietnamese
asians are actually literally unironically cucks though, look at japan and s korea relying on the us for defense

>daily mail complaining about tax evasion

o i am laffin

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idk but people tend to enjoy the French heritage and American cultural connections more than they resent them

i knew the media was lying about 9/11 just days after it happened
was waiting for them to reveal how demolition charges had been used to take down the towers, but they never did
eventually realised it was all a lie

Chess has given absolutely nothing to humanity

lads, it's tottenham

every us soldier in vietnam deserved to go home
in a body bag

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there's a nigger in my /brit/

Its given me bragging rights actually

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this total waste of time it's the golf of mental sports

Wrong form of plural