/brit/

vile

6'4
brick shithouse

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this bad boy should arrive on wednesday

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Hahaha egg on my face, you got me

R^2 = 1 kek

Based Dennis

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grim

we're not talking about france

Wtf? Where's the buttons and the screen and the tank etc?

Numales new toy

5'7
built like a sack of potatoes

>canadian banter
american tier lad

Suns going down soon

Will have to come back inside

Thats the shit they pay celebs to "secretly" shill on insta

youtube.com/watch?v=o1nw-G4_bVk

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we talking about France?
youtube.com/watch?v=U4U19zwFENs

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kek

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2 pizza express pepperoni pizzas down the hatch

not my fault if they have a buy one get one free special offer is it

watching porn. its not very good. plus I think one of the birds is literally dead

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are you a cat (kot)

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eating a paki kebab

based

i bought it because my mate has a juul and this is the leaf equivalent (juul is american)

cannot believe irish subhumans post alongtwixt m'self

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post your kot. I'll post mine too

based sun yat sen

im perpetually angry and look for fights on here constantly

post toot

still laughing how i posted we should invade belgium the otherday and kicked off a massive row in /brit/

don't feel like working tonight
working with the new manager whom'st is a short fat smelly bald twat

poo nigger

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post toot

any man sort bud in cambridge

you fucking fool

im in foxton i can sort you out

ah, virginfreakinitus, a very common disorder

lovely cat
youtube.com/watch?v=u-7qYFrHNwk

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im a bannonist

thats ages away from me in city centre

youtube.com/watch?v=2oA1SYOMdYY

big chune

unironically like that song
currently listening to the arctic monkeys
there's literally nothing wrong with pop rock

i'm 30 and really good looking
should i lose my virginity to a slut or save myself for someone better

holy fucking shit
just rubbed my fingers on my goolies and gave them a healthy sniff
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD

>im a bannonist

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POO
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NIGGER
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are roasted and salted cashews necessarily unhealthy? they have an insane amount of calories but they don't 'feel' bad the way a bag of crisps or chips or a pizza does

you have to hand it to dave, no matter how many times he gets blown the fuck out, he keeps coming back

Beautiful

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calories and fat aren't evil if you eat them in proper amounts

drinking a mate

no you're not or else you'd not be a virgin. ugly cunt

>i'm 30
wew
play Honey Select

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dave doesn't exist

glad i'm funny enough on this site to have posts reposted constantly, gimmicks from eons ago

really boosts the self confidence

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Weebs get ITV on right NOW
tvcatchup.com/watch/itv

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wow you must respect women a lot

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I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

i'm dave

pretty sure its london paki who gets obliterated and the people cry out for dave now

I really despise virgin freak
dangerous, romantically starved psychos that start stalking you if you look at them funny

There's a man, going round, taking names

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*stands up*
no, i'm dave

honestly, don't know what it is

dave is just so likeable and schizo and london paki aren't

I have been witness to a world consumed by hatred and bent on self-destruction, watched as we have taken what was to be a paradise and failed in our responsibilities as its steward. I know now that the course of human race has set for itself cannot be changed. What has begun cannot be stopped. The time for this world is over.

4 garlic bread rolls stuffed down the gullet
not my fault theyre so tasty

Dave's not here man

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You took a screenshot of a webm? Use this instead.

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london paki is schizo

doesn't seem possible to eat a reasonable amount given the calories they have

hello dave

Just bought this new keyboard cauuse I think it's cute and mine has a broken uu key buut then I saw it's the American layouut

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Dave could be anywhere

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Based Jezza. Unironically can't wait for him to be PM.
Shame that there reprobates reading this right now who will vote tory no matter what.

And he decides who to free and who to blame

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back home with a half of charlie

oi. lend us your phone lad. my mate here needs to call his mum

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So PENG

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Left a two star Yelp review because a coloured was handling food

*rises up*
I'M DAVE

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Why DID Kev walk towards the camera? Did we ever get an answer?

Prerending to be dave to piss off london Paki

Nothing funnier

uwu key

going rorke bashing outside the pub later, you lads in?

Oi.

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TWAT