Brit

you gay?

disappointing my mum is the worst part of my life

hate argentinians after watching the top gear episodes where they attack the presenters
literal monkeys

absolute '

PPP is a meme

two lines of charlie up me hooter

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Mars. Once a thriving planet not unlike Earth in it's current state, lost to the ravages of time and limited resources.

Literally me but no gf though

i put novichok in them mate

Who /worcestershire/ here?

everyone who doesn't want open borders and full communism is a far right nut job according to leftypol.

really like your crisps mate

>average income: $100,000
>average rent on 1 bed shack : $4000/month

>average income $60,000
>average rent on a 1 bed shack : $1000/month

PPP is very real lad, anyone earning below $117,000 in cali is officially "low income"

about to have my first line of the night

Still a bit unnerved how much this lad looks like the handsome Pepe. Same eyes and everything

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I'm the bad yank
get fucked homahhad

Shoving charcoal up the shitpipe

yeah just watched that on dave

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he does a bit

okay
this is epic

all the uni kids on tonight talking about their le epic drug experiences : )

Does anyone remember which video it was when Tim said 'need you out of business, sunshine'?

Tbf if they won the war and came here rubbing our faces in it I’d do the same

WHOLE SQUAD FULL OF FUCKIN KILLAS I'M A KILLA TOO

sometimes think this is all an experiment and I'm a clone of some neanderthal or caveman put into a modern environment to see how well I do

>anyone earning below $117,000 in cali is officially "low income"
all me

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Rate my pre-drinking dinner lads

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is peroni a boomer drink?
thats what i drink on a night out and see a lot of other lads drinking it

you winning mate

convo with the gf

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what if we invaded their sovereign land first?

They’re pretty much the exact same

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peroni is shit

dude weed LMAO

thought you moved to mls wayne

rate me lads x

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there's some runt who goes on MDE threads and keeps changing his IP to complain about Sam Hyde, he's been doing it daily for 2 years or so.

Where did all these underage faggots come from? You can tell them apart by their extremely low quality puerile posts.

burger king is for actual freaks

haha cuck boy

Hmmm

>that mong that gets a pint in a club

dunno how girls can suck off a guy like it's nothing, not that i'd know hehe ;^)

spacker

>w*men

threw up then kissed your gf

yeah I can tell there was some concerted effort to attack him
while I do like MDE, I find Sam Hyde annoying, but jeez that guy is obsessed and pathetic

yeah where DID all these low quality posts suddenly come from all of a sudden?

*squeezes out a poo*

me

umm one beer please boss

why would she do that?
cannot understand women at all

ordered nuggets at burger king once
couldn't even eat them, just looked vile

is it still cucking if she refuses to fuck you and only suck you off because she's mad at her bf
seems more complicated at that point

Did you suck him?

>that one lad I see reposting my posts from time to time
Very strange

Something between Keanu Reeves and bum.

so handsome and talented...

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>that one lad I see reposting my posts from time to time
Very strange

why she mad at you

would like to try eating a snake

that is very strange, i've been told years before i look like him and just a few minutes before you did

*gets willy out*
go on then

*gets my cock out*
have a try then

anyone else getting comfy for the big fight?
youtube.com/watch?v=xZQvuC-B-EI

nice one lads

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for calling her out on a lie lmao. and I somehow am the bad one

"banter"

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epic!!

you two should be a gay comedian duo

sucking a yank
what lie

But conor khabib isnt for ages

don't know who conor kebab is

what's your go-to pint at Ye Olde Pub lads?

alex hunter would definitely be a /brit/ poster

it has to be something more than that
what are you not telling us?

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carling

no he wouldnt
but danny williams would

anime

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carling

if she was active on tinder or not, she said no. I made a fake profile and swiped right on her. caught the bugger in the act when I matched with her.

either a Corona or Jack Daniels

me at the present moment

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danny williams is peak deano

bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-cumbria-45069217/helicopter-filmed-emerging-from-fog-just-metres-from-cars

Sp-oooo-key

see

why don't you finish her

SCREAMING

Dark fruits