You have ten seconds to act Russian as possible, go

*acts shy*
*watches as his nation is mixed with Chechens and Caucasus people*
*government belongs to mongoloids and Jews*
*goes to work*
*goes to sleep*

*invents communism*
*kills billions*

I am a hackerman

MAGA

You said nothing wrong, unironically

*invades neighbours*
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
*shoots down airliner*
IT WAS NOT ME
*deploys nerve gas on foreign soil*
YOU HAVE NO PROOFS
*hacks election machines*
WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS PERSECUTE POOR RUSSIA
*gets exploited by oligarchs*
THESE WESTERN SANCTIONS ARE SO UNFAIR, I WOULD BE RICH IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE DECADENT, HOMOSEXUAL WEST

>YOU HAVE NO PROOFS
But you indeed don't

Holy Rus/10

Гдe мoя вoдкa cyкa

You can't sense the presence of vodka through walls in 10 km radius? Capitalist spy!

Honestly I thought that (You) was going to be someone complaining about the grammar

*squats*
*brings out a bottle*
NA ZDOROVIE

No it's good, not a single mistake

American education

>Гдe мoя вoдкa cyкa
Only comma is missing, after vodka. And probably question mark

T-I-G-E-R-S

URAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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*poisons you*

It’s true though. Communism started with the Soviet Union with Lenin.

It was socialism and dictatorship of the proletariat
Communism was a dream

>Tachanka intensifies

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*dies at age 50 of preventable disease and leaves behind babushka pensioner widow who will worship putler forever*

Marx created socialism, Lenin created communism. Why is this so fucking hard for people to understand.

*rapes and destroys everything he can get is hands on*

Hello my name is Alexandr, i am well educated, beautiful man with deep soul and higher intellegence than Europeans and Americans

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Wow it's just like my Tolstoyevsky dramas

>Tolstoyevsky
This american education omg

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I like Natalia Oreiro

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Poland actually attacked us first in 1939 and the only people in Poland and the Baltic states we deported/shot were SS members and war criminals. Did you know also that some Russian POWs died of typhoid fever during the war in 1920? How could Poles be so heartless?

>putting his hand up to an empty head
silly Mad

AFAIK Khrushchev was an ethnic Russian and his family moved to Ukraine from elsewhere.

>Tolstoyevsky
My fugggggggggen sides

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True, and as a kind Russian he gave Crimea to the Ukraine and started to built good relations with the US.

>Tolstoyevsky

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*dies horribly*

fpbp

Any other American patriot here sick of liberal anti-white and anti-Russian propaganda? Russia is the last bastion against western degeneracy and Ukraine is rightfully Russian. Down with NATO. MAGA.

His wife was Ukrainian and grew up speaking it at home, but in the schools everyone was required to use Russian and you could be disciplined by the teacher for speaking in Ukrainian.

like pottery

bellingcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/mh17-3rd-anniversary-report.pdf

You act like pol-tard unironically

>Marx created socialism, Lenin created communism. Why is this so fucking hard for people to understand.

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oh i forgot the followup

"XAXAXA IT WAS OF ME ALL ALONG! STUPID NATO HOMOJEW PUPPETS, RUSSIA STRONK"

It's a portmanteau in common currency for referring to the major Russian realists you idiots

Don’t worry, I got it fren.

I can't wait until the sudden spike in the birthrate in 8-9 months when Russia gets a shade or two browner.

Weren't Tolstoy and Dostoevsky different in their views? Tolstoy was a huge russophobe (realist I'd say)

>he isn't familiar with classic Russian literature

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*crashes with the car*

I am real pure-blooded American sick of blatant russophobia. I want to end western aggression against Russia and become friends with Russia.

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The 22nd Party Congress in 1961 was the very last time anyone made any serious plans to try to create socialism. After that, it was just milking the system for as much money as they could.

GT is getting better and more accurate than it used to be (but it still can't handle Japanese grammar).

>Filename
+15

Wasn't that when Khrushchev said they'd have full communism by 1980?

Yes. Apparently the Central Committee just picked an arbitrary date and Khrushchev went with it since he was almost 70 and figured he probably wouldn't live to see 1980 anyway, so it didn't matter if the date or figures were realistic or not.

Putin is a genius, glad we elected him
Crimea is Russian

uh oh, trumpskin is my puppetisnki

Didn't use translate, I just know very, very basic Russian

*crash into pedestrian with my lada*
AIIJJJ BLYAD!!!
*pedestrian is moaning of pain*
pashol nahui suka!
*pedestrian signals for help*
chto ty bolshoi pidaras?
ёбaны ypoд!!
*kick pedestrian in head for damaging lada*
*send epic beatdown from dashcam video on telegram to fellow friends*
хaхaхaхaхaхa ёбaны дeбил...

*plays war thunder
*choses t-34

*shoots crack mixed with bleach up his dick*

such cases, life a suka

i just can't grind past t-34-85

Russian boys, such as myself, love Canadian bulls.

kek

perfect

You really believe Western jew propaganda about Russia? And you were lynching negroes! Russia protecting her interests! Why you move all NATO bases to Russia border?

Absolute retards

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Jesus....so fucking underage

I am disappointed in our European friends.

>Be me
>Be Russian
>It's August by the way
>My German colleague told me that that is statistically the hottest month
>What a fucking nerd
>Probably a russian rape-baby too
>Bix nood muh dik
>Get drunk
>It's hot
>I'm a snownigger, don't like the hot
>Got to swim
>Too drunk to swim
>Oooga booglu-glu-glug
*drowns*
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7891040/Drunk-Russians-drowning-due-to-heat-wave.html

...I am sorry if I am being autistic again, I seem to piss of quite a few people on here, but isn't Tolstoyevsky basically the Goethe of Russia?

Hey guys, did I tell you this thing I heard that Ukrainians did? Like, oh my god WTF? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha seriously my sides ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh... turns out I was not quite so autistic today.

Fucking idioth
tolstoyevski just sounds so funny
i laughed for solid 5 minutes after reading that word

I'm pretty sure he did that because the Crimean Tatars had been deported as punishment for collaboration in WWII. In fact Stalin said that if he had his way, the entire population of Ukraine would be deported, but 30 million people were far too many to move so they just left it go.

Blyat cyka, da vorostyev shokolate nye ba kahaladoshtives.

But you are Russian, is it really so funny in your language.
I honestly don't believe it, even "Schiklgruber" isn't THAT much of a funny name in German.
So it appears you are just reinforcing the "underage" theme with your post.

Ah okay.
That soul stuff is BS, yeah, writers are usually pretty detached from the actual peoples.

Fuggin' hohols XD

i am a subhuman

I swear he was already run over and dead when I got here.

i something is bad in my country i just blame the evil americans

Rush B. lyat

If only NATO and hohols didn't exist, we would be First World.

This. Me too.

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> t. stabbed by based alextime merda jose

t. vatnik drug addict scum

> vatnik drug addict scum
Like something bad, I'm way worse

*drink tea*

CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKACYKA CYKACYKA CYKACYKA CYKA

If that's true, why the fuck is it called "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO". Why do you have to make us look retarded?

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